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100+ ways to get yourself kicked out of a movie theatre

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1. Use the projector as a finger-puppet screen
2. Harass random people by pegging them with popcorn
3. Tie a cape around your neck and jump in front of the screen singing the Batman theme song
4. Dump popcorn over the heads of the couple making out in front of you
5. Kick the usher in the shin then take him down with your mad kung-fu skills
6. Peg the usher with popcorn. Once he looks at you ask him to change the movie because you don’t like it
7. Take a bottle of spray butter with you to the movies and while it plays go around spraying the butter in people’s eyes
8. Take spray paint and spray “This movie sucks” on the screen
9. Take Coke or Pepsi to the movies and as the movie plays, ask the people watching the movie the questions
10. Every 4 seconds yell “Hi!” at the top of your lungs

Finish it off people.

 
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Go up and down each row past every seat screaming IZ MAH BIRDAY

 
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12. Watch the movie like a normal person.

 
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13. Yell DEUUEAUGH whenever you see someone ugly

 
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14. Spoil the movie’s ending
15. Compare the movie loudly to Citizen Kane

 
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16. Jump into the screen

 
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17. Set fire to the screen.

 
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18. Watch top gun.

 
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19.Go in a action or horror movie. Grab ketchup packets throw them at the screen when theres a violent part.

 
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20. Make loud, repetitive noises while slurping a drink.
21. Trip over rows of chairs

 
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22. Stand on the seat and take a piss

 
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23. always act as if you are having a one on one conversation with the main character, be sure to yell out your replies.

 
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24. Stab somebody to death.

 
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24. Advise the characters, with what they should do.

 
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25. Overreact to EVERYTHING.

OMG!!!!!!!!!!! DID YOU SEE THAT JUMP! IT WAS THE MOST AWESOME EPIC THING EVER!!!!”

 
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26. Somehow get this video to play on all the screens in the building.

 
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27. Break everything

 
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28. Stick a piece of popcorn in the mouth of the lady behind and scream “SUCK IT, SUCK IT”
29. In a part of the movie where the screen goes dark for a second, take your hard candy and throw it at everyone.

 
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Originally posted by BCLEGENDS:

26. Somehow get this video to play on all the screens in the building.

THAT IS A GOOD way to get kicked out of the movie theater… and banned from there as well.

 
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30. Lick everyone’s popcorn and randomly tongue the girl behind you.
EDIT: now it’s PC (politically Correct)

 
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Originally posted by omazing:

30. Lick everyone’s popcorn and randomly tongue the girl behind you (or if you are a girl, the boy behind you)

Can’t have same sex relationships? I’ll get Frog to ban you.

 
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Too bad nobody would even do any of those things.

 
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Originally posted by ilovepies007:
Originally posted by omazing:

30. Lick everyone’s popcorn and randomly tongue the girl behind you (or if you are a girl, the boy behind you)

Can’t have same sex relationships? I’ll get Frog to ban you.

Oh, well, yeah sure… why not? Soz
EDIT: I have nothing against any gender, race, sexual orientation, or any specific group of people at all… but I do hate cats.

 
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Originally posted by ParalysisTerror:

Too bad nobody would even do any of those things.

sad but true. That would be a funny sight to see though.

 
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Well this forum died quick.