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> *Originally posted by **[CybertronFTW](/forums/225/topics/499324?page=19#12669398)**:*
> Granted but you also die with it. I wish everyone would stop complaing about everything
Granted, but now people only complain about the small things. I wish that the person who grants this wish gets corrupted, and for every future corruption, I get a free cookie.
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Granted,but corruption fails and you got some poops instead of cookies.I wish that I will have 100000000000 dollars in bloons td 6
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granted,but all of your progress gets deleted after the first battle
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i wish zomgs didn't exist
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granted, but then they would release worse baloons and things and nerf the towers
i wish to be able to do anything i want
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Granted, But you might destroy all of the monkeys and then there would be no game
I wish i could glue and freeze moabs
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Granted, but they can glue and freeze you
i wish i could have infinite lives
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Granted, but all your monkeys can die.
I wish I could beat all of the tracks on Hard.
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Granted, but you now have to beat all of them on Impoppable.
I wish my PC wouldn't crash once the waves get to the 130s.
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Granted,but your computer will spontaneously combust everytime you win a round.
I wish that if you dropped the Big One from the Monkey Ace,Japan would be nuked everytime it detonates.
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Granted, but USA (or whatever country you live in) also gets super-super nooked; meaning the whole world is nuked when you drop the Big One from the Monkey Ace.
I wish that the person who corrupts this gets a cookie :D
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Granted, but it is poisned and i sue you for trying to kill me and i win takeing eveything that you own
i wish for a hangnail that leaks scp 999.
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Granted, but you're a d-class and get exterminated
i wish for a hug
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Wish granted, but the hugger detonates mid-hug and kills you.
I wish for 1 anti-iron atom.
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granted, buy things form me
i wish i could buy you
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You go to some kidnappers on the Deep Web and place your purchase. You find it is surprisingly cheap to obtain a living, breathing human being. The disappearence gets into the news for a day, then fades. You use your newly purchased person to do work around the house, and other tasks for you. Eventually, someone notices. The courts rule that the person who you bought and imprisoned is the one to choose your sentence. Every day, for the rest of your life, you are stung in the solar plexus by an Executioner Wasp. Every day, for the rest of your life, the doctors make sure that your punishment does not kill you. Even when you reach the end of your natural lifespan, the newest technology is used to keep you alive. There is no end case for your punishment. No bail. You die in chains at the ang of one hundred and seventy nine. The last sound that reaches your ears is the doctors saying, "dead", and the last thought in your mind is one of relief. Then, as you consider the possibility of life after death and what it entails, the thought transitions to one of terror.
I wish that all future wishes by anyone in this chat be interperted in accordance with the intent of and to the advantage of the wisher, except in cases where the wish is harmful to a larger number of people than it is beneficial to, in which case the wish has no effect.
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I wish for the death of whoever grants this wish.
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Granted, but I will haunt you for the rest of your existence.
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i wish to have 2 brain cells
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Granted, but they replicate at an extremely fast pace, still embodying one cell, leading to an implosion of cells in your brain.
I wish that I had a blanket on me rn without having to get up.
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granted, but then you'll have to get a new one every day
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i wish i could die painlessly whenever i wish to do so
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> *Originally posted by **[ooqsfar](/forums/225/topics/499324?page=20#13097260)**:*
> i wish i could die painlessly whenever i wish to do so
granted but it goes wrong and the world explodes
i wish for btd 7
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granted, but you'll lose ALL your braincells.
i wish for earth to not explode or/to be engulfed my the damn sun
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> *Originally posted by **[EssAyZed](/forums/225/topics/499324?page=20#13103879)**:*
> granted, but you'll lose ALL your braincells.
> i wish for earth to not explode or/to be engulfed my the damn sun
i have no braincells
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