The Kongregate Text Adventure Walkthough

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This is a pretty well written and humorous game. Would’ve been better had it been longer. :)

Tip:“LOOK” and “EXAMINE” are your best friends, they will almost beat the game for you if you use em right.

Anyways.. the walkthrough.

Anyways.. the walkthrough.Whether you take the tutorial is up to you. You start off in a room with greg, LoneRonin, DingoEatingFuzz, and gamegrl. each have their own short quests you need to complete in order to win the game and the sweet prizes at the end. Talk to them in any order you choose. I’ll list greg’s quest first

Anyways.. the walkthrough.Whether you take the tutorial is up to you. You start off in a room with greg, LoneRonin, DingoEatingFuzz, and gamegrl. each have their own short quests you need to complete in order to win the game and the sweet prizes at the end. Talk to them in any order you choose. I’ll list greg’s quest firstgreg’s Quest:

Anyways.. the walkthrough.Whether you take the tutorial is up to you. You start off in a room with greg, LoneRonin, DingoEatingFuzz, and gamegrl. each have their own short quests you need to complete in order to win the game and the sweet prizes at the end. Talk to them in any order you choose. I’ll list greg’s quest firstgreg’s Quest:Type “Talk to greg” to get started. Read what he says of course.. or don’t.. do whatcha gotta do to win the prize.

Anyways.. the walkthrough.Whether you take the tutorial is up to you. You start off in a room with greg, LoneRonin, DingoEatingFuzz, and gamegrl. each have their own short quests you need to complete in order to win the game and the sweet prizes at the end. Talk to them in any order you choose. I’ll list greg’s quest firstgreg’s Quest:Type “Talk to greg” to get started. Read what he says of course.. or don’t.. do whatcha gotta do to win the prize.Type “yes”. you want to help him out.

Anyways.. the walkthrough.Whether you take the tutorial is up to you. You start off in a room with greg, LoneRonin, DingoEatingFuzz, and gamegrl. each have their own short quests you need to complete in order to win the game and the sweet prizes at the end. Talk to them in any order you choose. I’ll list greg’s quest firstgreg’s Quest:Type “Talk to greg” to get started. Read what he says of course.. or don’t.. do whatcha gotta do to win the prize.Type “yes”. you want to help him out.The game tells you “look theres a car.” so go ahead and type “examine car” common sense maybe?

Anyways.. the walkthrough.Whether you take the tutorial is up to you. You start off in a room with greg, LoneRonin, DingoEatingFuzz, and gamegrl. each have their own short quests you need to complete in order to win the game and the sweet prizes at the end. Talk to them in any order you choose. I’ll list greg’s quest firstgreg’s Quest:Type “Talk to greg” to get started. Read what he says of course.. or don’t.. do whatcha gotta do to win the prize.Type “yes”. you want to help him out.The game tells you “look theres a car.” so go ahead and type “examine car” common sense maybe?Type “drive the car” to, you know, drive the car.

Anyways.. the walkthrough.Whether you take the tutorial is up to you. You start off in a room with greg, LoneRonin, DingoEatingFuzz, and gamegrl. each have their own short quests you need to complete in order to win the game and the sweet prizes at the end. Talk to them in any order you choose. I’ll list greg’s quest firstgreg’s Quest:Type “Talk to greg” to get started. Read what he says of course.. or don’t.. do whatcha gotta do to win the prize.Type “yes”. you want to help him out.The game tells you “look theres a car.” so go ahead and type “examine car” common sense maybe?Type “drive the car” to, you know, drive the car.Once broken down type any random junk you can come up with or wish to get outta your system cause it doesnt matter what you put here.. just as long as you put something and enter it 6 times.. and the story continues

Anyways.. the walkthrough.Whether you take the tutorial is up to you. You start off in a room with greg, LoneRonin, DingoEatingFuzz, and gamegrl. each have their own short quests you need to complete in order to win the game and the sweet prizes at the end. Talk to them in any order you choose. I’ll list greg’s quest firstgreg’s Quest:Type “Talk to greg” to get started. Read what he says of course.. or don’t.. do whatcha gotta do to win the prize.Type “yes”. you want to help him out.The game tells you “look theres a car.” so go ahead and type “examine car” common sense maybe?Type “drive the car” to, you know, drive the car.Once broken down type any random junk you can come up with or wish to get outta your system cause it doesnt matter what you put here.. just as long as you put something and enter it 6 times.. and the story continuesEnd of gregs quest.

Anyways.. the walkthrough.Whether you take the tutorial is up to you. You start off in a room with greg, LoneRonin, DingoEatingFuzz, and gamegrl. each have their own short quests you need to complete in order to win the game and the sweet prizes at the end. Talk to them in any order you choose. I’ll list greg’s quest firstgreg’s Quest:Type “Talk to greg” to get started. Read what he says of course.. or don’t.. do whatcha gotta do to win the prize.Type “yes”. you want to help him out.The game tells you “look theres a car.” so go ahead and type “examine car” common sense maybe?Type “drive the car” to, you know, drive the car.Once broken down type any random junk you can come up with or wish to get outta your system cause it doesnt matter what you put here.. just as long as you put something and enter it 6 times.. and the story continuesEnd of gregs quest.LoneRonin’s quest:

Anyways.. the walkthrough.Whether you take the tutorial is up to you. You start off in a room with greg, LoneRonin, DingoEatingFuzz, and gamegrl. each have their own short quests you need to complete in order to win the game and the sweet prizes at the end. Talk to them in any order you choose. I’ll list greg’s quest firstgreg’s Quest:Type “Talk to greg” to get started. Read what he says of course.. or don’t.. do whatcha gotta do to win the prize.Type “yes”. you want to help him out.The game tells you “look theres a car.” so go ahead and type “examine car” common sense maybe?Type “drive the car” to, you know, drive the car.Once broken down type any random junk you can come up with or wish to get outta your system cause it doesnt matter what you put here.. just as long as you put something and enter it 6 times.. and the story continuesEnd of gregs quest.LoneRonin’s quest:Go ahead and “talk to loneronin” and “yes” you want to help.

Anyways.. the walkthrough.Whether you take the tutorial is up to you. You start off in a room with greg, LoneRonin, DingoEatingFuzz, and gamegrl. each have their own short quests you need to complete in order to win the game and the sweet prizes at the end. Talk to them in any order you choose. I’ll list greg’s quest firstgreg’s Quest:Type “Talk to greg” to get started. Read what he says of course.. or don’t.. do whatcha gotta do to win the prize.Type “yes”. you want to help him out.The game tells you “look theres a car.” so go ahead and type “examine car” common sense maybe?Type “drive the car” to, you know, drive the car.Once broken down type any random junk you can come up with or wish to get outta your system cause it doesnt matter what you put here.. just as long as you put something and enter it 6 times.. and the story continuesEnd of gregs quest.LoneRonin’s quest:Go ahead and “talk to loneronin” and “yes” you want to help.“talk to woad”

Anyways.. the walkthrough.Whether you take the tutorial is up to you. You start off in a room with greg, LoneRonin, DingoEatingFuzz, and gamegrl. each have their own short quests you need to complete in order to win the game and the sweet prizes at the end. Talk to them in any order you choose. I’ll list greg’s quest firstgreg’s Quest:Type “Talk to greg” to get started. Read what he says of course.. or don’t.. do whatcha gotta do to win the prize.Type “yes”. you want to help him out.The game tells you “look theres a car.” so go ahead and type “examine car” common sense maybe?Type “drive the car” to, you know, drive the car.Once broken down type any random junk you can come up with or wish to get outta your system cause it doesnt matter what you put here.. just as long as you put something and enter it 6 times.. and the story continuesEnd of gregs quest.LoneRonin’s quest:Go ahead and “talk to loneronin” and “yes” you want to help.“talk to woad”“examine woad”

Anyways.. the walkthrough.Whether you take the tutorial is up to you. You start off in a room with greg, LoneRonin, DingoEatingFuzz, and gamegrl. each have their own short quests you need to complete in order to win the game and the sweet prizes at the end. Talk to them in any order you choose. I’ll list greg’s quest firstgreg’s Quest:Type “Talk to greg” to get started. Read what he says of course.. or don’t.. do whatcha gotta do to win the prize.Type “yes”. you want to help him out.The game tells you “look theres a car.” so go ahead and type “examine car” common sense maybe?Type “drive the car” to, you know, drive the car.Once broken down type any random junk you can come up with or wish to get outta your system cause it doesnt matter what you put here.. just as long as you put something and enter it 6 times.. and the story continuesEnd of gregs quest.LoneRonin’s quest:Go ahead and “talk to loneronin” and “yes” you want to help.“talk to woad”“examine woad”The game gives you a super obvious hint as to what to do in all caps when it says “if you LAUGHED AT THEM” so go ahead and “laugh at shoes”

Anyways.. the walkthrough.Whether you take the tutorial is up to you. You start off in a room with greg, LoneRonin, DingoEatingFuzz, and gamegrl. each have their own short quests you need to complete in order to win the game and the sweet prizes at the end. Talk to them in any order you choose. I’ll list greg’s quest firstgreg’s Quest:Type “Talk to greg” to get started. Read what he says of course.. or don’t.. do whatcha gotta do to win the prize.Type “yes”. you want to help him out.The game tells you “look theres a car.” so go ahead and type “examine car” common sense maybe?Type “drive the car” to, you know, drive the car.Once broken down type any random junk you can come up with or wish to get outta your system cause it doesnt matter what you put here.. just as long as you put something and enter it 6 times.. and the story continuesEnd of gregs quest.LoneRonin’s quest:Go ahead and “talk to loneronin” and “yes” you want to help.“talk to woad”“examine woad”The game gives you a super obvious hint as to what to do in all caps when it says “if you LAUGHED AT THEM” so go ahead and “laugh at shoes”End of LoneRonin’s quest.

Anyways.. the walkthrough.Whether you take the tutorial is up to you. You start off in a room with greg, LoneRonin, DingoEatingFuzz, and gamegrl. each have their own short quests you need to complete in order to win the game and the sweet prizes at the end. Talk to them in any order you choose. I’ll list greg’s quest firstgreg’s Quest:Type “Talk to greg” to get started. Read what he says of course.. or don’t.. do whatcha gotta do to win the prize.Type “yes”. you want to help him out.The game tells you “look theres a car.” so go ahead and type “examine car” common sense maybe?Type “drive the car” to, you know, drive the car.Once broken down type any random junk you can come up with or wish to get outta your system cause it doesnt matter what you put here.. just as long as you put something and enter it 6 times.. and the story continuesEnd of gregs quest.LoneRonin’s quest:Go ahead and “talk to loneronin” and “yes” you want to help.“talk to woad”“examine woad”The game gives you a super obvious hint as to what to do in all caps when it says “if you LAUGHED AT THEM” so go ahead and “laugh at shoes”End of LoneRonin’s quest.DingoEatingFuzz’s Quest:

Anyways.. the walkthrough.Whether you take the tutorial is up to you. You start off in a room with greg, LoneRonin, DingoEatingFuzz, and gamegrl. each have their own short quests you need to complete in order to win the game and the sweet prizes at the end. Talk to them in any order you choose. I’ll list greg’s quest firstgreg’s Quest:Type “Talk to greg” to get started. Read what he says of course.. or don’t.. do whatcha gotta do to win the prize.Type “yes”. you want to help him out.The game tells you “look theres a car.” so go ahead and type “examine car” common sense maybe?Type “drive the car” to, you know, drive the car.Once broken down type any random junk you can come up with or wish to get outta your system cause it doesnt matter what you put here.. just as long as you put something and enter it 6 times.. and the story continuesEnd of gregs quest.LoneRonin’s quest:Go ahead and “talk to loneronin” and “yes” you want to help.“talk to woad”“examine woad”The game gives you a super obvious hint as to what to do in all caps when it says “if you LAUGHED AT THEM” so go ahead and “laugh at shoes”End of LoneRonin’s quest.DingoEatingFuzz’s Quest:“talk to dingoeatingfuzz” and give him a “yes”

Anyways.. the walkthrough.Whether you take the tutorial is up to you. You start off in a room with greg, LoneRonin, DingoEatingFuzz, and gamegrl. each have their own short quests you need to complete in order to win the game and the sweet prizes at the end. Talk to them in any order you choose. I’ll list greg’s quest firstgreg’s Quest:Type “Talk to greg” to get started. Read what he says of course.. or don’t.. do whatcha gotta do to win the prize.Type “yes”. you want to help him out.The game tells you “look theres a car.” so go ahead and type “examine car” common sense maybe?Type “drive the car” to, you know, drive the car.Once broken down type any random junk you can come up with or wish to get outta your system cause it doesnt matter what you put here.. just as long as you put something and enter it 6 times.. and the story continuesEnd of gregs quest.LoneRonin’s quest:Go ahead and “talk to loneronin” and “yes” you want to help.“talk to woad”“examine woad”The game gives you a super obvious hint as to what to do in all caps when it says “if you LAUGHED AT THEM” so go ahead and “laugh at shoes”End of LoneRonin’s quest.DingoEatingFuzz’s Quest:“talk to dingoeatingfuzz” and give him a “yes”type “look” and you should see some rocks so type “examine rocks”

Anyways.. the walkthrough.Whether you take the tutorial is up to you. You start off in a room with greg, LoneRonin, DingoEatingFuzz, and gamegrl. each have their own short quests you need to complete in order to win the game and the sweet prizes at the end. Talk to them in any order you choose. I’ll list greg’s quest firstgreg’s Quest:Type “Talk to greg” to get started. Read what he says of course.. or don’t.. do whatcha gotta do to win the prize.Type “yes”. you want to help him out.The game tells you “look theres a car.” so go ahead and type “examine car” common sense maybe?Type “drive the car” to, you know, drive the car.Once broken down type any random junk you can come up with or wish to get outta your system cause it doesnt matter what you put here.. just as long as you put something and enter it 6 times.. and the story continuesEnd of gregs quest.LoneRonin’s quest:Go ahead and “talk to loneronin” and “yes” you want to help.“talk to woad”“examine woad”The game gives you a super obvious hint as to what to do in all caps when it says “if you LAUGHED AT THEM” so go ahead and “laugh at shoes”End of LoneRonin’s quest.DingoEatingFuzz’s Quest:“talk to dingoeatingfuzz” and give him a “yes”type “look” and you should see some rocks so type “examine rocks”“enter the secret entrance” and type “look” in the shack

Anyways.. the walkthrough.Whether you take the tutorial is up to you. You start off in a room with greg, LoneRonin, DingoEatingFuzz, and gamegrl. each have their own short quests you need to complete in order to win the game and the sweet prizes at the end. Talk to them in any order you choose. I’ll list greg’s quest firstgreg’s Quest:Type “Talk to greg” to get started. Read what he says of course.. or don’t.. do whatcha gotta do to win the prize.Type “yes”. you want to help him out.The game tells you “look theres a car.” so go ahead and type “examine car” common sense maybe?Type “drive the car” to, you know, drive the car.Once broken down type any random junk you can come up with or wish to get outta your system cause it doesnt matter what you put here.. just as long as you put something and enter it 6 times.. and the story continuesEnd of gregs quest.LoneRonin’s quest:Go ahead and “talk to loneronin” and “yes” you want to help.“talk to woad”“examine woad”The game gives you a super obvious hint as to what to do in all caps when it says “if you LAUGHED AT THEM” so go ahead and “laugh at shoes”End of LoneRonin’s quest.DingoEatingFuzz’s Quest:“talk to dingoeatingfuzz” and give him a “yes”type “look” and you should see some rocks so type “examine rocks”“enter the secret entrance” and type “look” in the shack“talk to ryxeucile” but spell his name right. He will ask you a quetion and the answer is “alpha”

Anyways.. the walkthrough.Whether you take the tutorial is up to you. You start off in a room with greg, LoneRonin, DingoEatingFuzz, and gamegrl. each have their own short quests you need to complete in order to win the game and the sweet prizes at the end. Talk to them in any order you choose. I’ll list greg’s quest firstgreg’s Quest:Type “Talk to greg” to get started. Read what he says of course.. or don’t.. do whatcha gotta do to win the prize.Type “yes”. you want to help him out.The game tells you “look theres a car.” so go ahead and type “examine car” common sense maybe?Type “drive the car” to, you know, drive the car.Once broken down type any random junk you can come up with or wish to get outta your system cause it doesnt matter what you put here.. just as long as you put something and enter it 6 times.. and the story continuesEnd of gregs quest.LoneRonin’s quest:Go ahead and “talk to loneronin” and “yes” you want to help.“talk to woad”“examine woad”The game gives you a super obvious hint as to what to do in all caps when it says “if you LAUGHED AT THEM” so go ahead and “laugh at shoes”End of LoneRonin’s quest.DingoEatingFuzz’s Quest:“talk to dingoeatingfuzz” and give him a “yes”type “look” and you should see some rocks so type “examine rocks”“enter the secret entrance” and type “look” in the shack“talk to ryxeucile” but spell his name right. He will ask you a quetion and the answer is “alpha”End of DingoEatingFuzz’s quest.

Anyways.. the walkthrough.Whether you take the tutorial is up to you. You start off in a room with greg, LoneRonin, DingoEatingFuzz, and gamegrl. each have their own short quests you need to complete in order to win the game and the sweet prizes at the end. Talk to them in any order you choose. I’ll list greg’s quest firstgreg’s Quest:Type “Talk to greg” to get started. Read what he says of course.. or don’t.. do whatcha gotta do to win the prize.Type “yes”. you want to help him out.The game tells you “look theres a car.” so go ahead and type “examine car” common sense maybe?Type “drive the car” to, you know, drive the car.Once broken down type any random junk you can come up with or wish to get outta your system cause it doesnt matter what you put here.. just as long as you put something and enter it 6 times.. and the story continuesEnd of gregs quest.LoneRonin’s quest:Go ahead and “talk to loneronin” and “yes” you want to help.“talk to woad”“examine woad”The game gives you a super obvious hint as to what to do in all caps when it says “if you LAUGHED AT THEM” so go ahead and “laugh at shoes”End of LoneRonin’s quest.DingoEatingFuzz’s Quest:“talk to dingoeatingfuzz” and give him a “yes”type “look” and you should see some rocks so type “examine rocks”“enter the secret entrance” and type “look” in the shack“talk to ryxeucile” but spell his name right. He will ask you a quetion and the answer is “alpha”End of DingoEatingFuzz’s quest.gamegrl’s Quest:

Anyways.. the walkthrough.Whether you take the tutorial is up to you. You start off in a room with greg, LoneRonin, DingoEatingFuzz, and gamegrl. each have their own short quests you need to complete in order to win the game and the sweet prizes at the end. Talk to them in any order you choose. I’ll list greg’s quest firstgreg’s Quest:Type “Talk to greg” to get started. Read what he says of course.. or don’t.. do whatcha gotta do to win the prize.Type “yes”. you want to help him out.The game tells you “look theres a car.” so go ahead and type “examine car” common sense maybe?Type “drive the car” to, you know, drive the car.Once broken down type any random junk you can come up with or wish to get outta your system cause it doesnt matter what you put here.. just as long as you put something and enter it 6 times.. and the story continuesEnd of gregs quest.LoneRonin’s quest:Go ahead and “talk to loneronin” and “yes” you want to help.“talk to woad”“examine woad”The game gives you a super obvious hint as to what to do in all caps when it says “if you LAUGHED AT THEM” so go ahead and “laugh at shoes”End of LoneRonin’s quest.DingoEatingFuzz’s Quest:“talk to dingoeatingfuzz” and give him a “yes”type “look” and you should see some rocks so type “examine rocks”“enter the secret entrance” and type “look” in the shack“talk to ryxeucile” but spell his name right. He will ask you a quetion and the answer is “alpha”End of DingoEatingFuzz’s quest.gamegrl’s Quest:type “talk to gamegrl” and toss her a “yes”

Anyways.. the walkthrough.Whether you take the tutorial is up to you. You start off in a room with greg, LoneRonin, DingoEatingFuzz, and gamegrl. each have their own short quests you need to complete in order to win the game and the sweet prizes at the end. Talk to them in any order you choose. I’ll list greg’s quest firstgreg’s Quest:Type “Talk to greg” to get started. Read what he says of course.. or don’t.. do whatcha gotta do to win the prize.Type “yes”. you want to help him out.The game tells you “look theres a car.” so go ahead and type “examine car” common sense maybe?Type “drive the car” to, you know, drive the car.Once broken down type any random junk you can come up with or wish to get outta your system cause it doesnt matter what you put here.. just as long as you put something and enter it 6 times.. and the story continuesEnd of gregs quest.LoneRonin’s quest:Go ahead and “talk to loneronin” and “yes” you want to help.“talk to woad”“examine woad”The game gives you a super obvious hint as to what to do in all caps when it says “if you LAUGHED AT THEM” so go ahead and “laugh at shoes”End of LoneRonin’s quest.DingoEatingFuzz’s Quest:“talk to dingoeatingfuzz” and give him a “yes”type “look” and you should see some rocks so type “examine rocks”“enter the secret entrance” and type “look” in the shack“talk to ryxeucile” but spell his name right. He will ask you a quetion and the answer is “alpha”End of DingoEatingFuzz’s quest.gamegrl’s Quest:type “talk to gamegrl” and toss her a “yes”“talk to gamegrl” once again and go ahead and “pray”

Anyways.. the walkthrough.Whether you take the tutorial is up to you. You start off in a room with greg, LoneRonin, DingoEatingFuzz, and gamegrl. each have their own short quests you need to complete in order to win the game and the sweet prizes at the end. Talk to them in any order you choose. I’ll list greg’s quest firstgreg’s Quest:Type “Talk to greg” to get started. Read what he says of course.. or don’t.. do whatcha gotta do to win the prize.Type “yes”. you want to help him out.The game tells you “look theres a car.” so go ahead and type “examine car” common sense maybe?Type “drive the car” to, you know, drive the car.Once broken down type any random junk you can come up with or wish to get outta your system cause it doesnt matter what you put here.. just as long as you put something and enter it 6 times.. and the story continuesEnd of gregs quest.LoneRonin’s quest:Go ahead and “talk to loneronin” and “yes” you want to help.“talk to woad”“examine woad”The game gives you a super obvious hint as to what to do in all caps when it says “if you LAUGHED AT THEM” so go ahead and “laugh at shoes”End of LoneRonin’s quest.DingoEatingFuzz’s Quest:“talk to dingoeatingfuzz” and give him a “yes”type “look” and you should see some rocks so type “examine rocks”“enter the secret entrance” and type “look” in the shack“talk to ryxeucile” but spell his name right. He will ask you a quetion and the answer is “alpha”End of DingoEatingFuzz’s quest.gamegrl’s Quest:type “talk to gamegrl” and toss her a “yes”“talk to gamegrl” once again and go ahead and “pray”More extreme measures? Let’s 1 on 1 with God. /wrist. type “die” and kill thineself

Anyways.. the walkthrough.Whether you take the tutorial is up to you. You start off in a room with greg, LoneRonin, DingoEatingFuzz, and gamegrl. each have their own short quests you need to complete in order to win the game and the sweet prizes at the end. Talk to them in any order you choose. I’ll list greg’s quest firstgreg’s Quest:Type “Talk to greg” to get started. Read what he says of course.. or don’t.. do whatcha gotta do to win the prize.Type “yes”. you want to help him out.The game tells you “look theres a car.” so go ahead and type “examine car” common sense maybe?Type “drive the car” to, you know, drive the car.Once broken down type any random junk you can come up with or wish to get outta your system cause it doesnt matter what you put here.. just as long as you put something and enter it 6 times.. and the story continuesEnd of gregs quest.LoneRonin’s quest:Go ahead and “talk to loneronin” and “yes” you want to help.“talk to woad”“examine woad”The game gives you a super obvious hint as to what to do in all caps when it says “if you LAUGHED AT THEM” so go ahead and “laugh at shoes”End of LoneRonin’s quest.DingoEatingFuzz’s Quest:“talk to dingoeatingfuzz” and give him a “yes”type “look” and you should see some rocks so type “examine rocks”“enter the secret entrance” and type “look” in the shack“talk to ryxeucile” but spell his name right. He will ask you a quetion and the answer is “alpha”End of DingoEatingFuzz’s quest.gamegrl’s Quest:type “talk to gamegrl” and toss her a “yes”“talk to gamegrl” once again and go ahead and “pray”More extreme measures? Let’s 1 on 1 with God. /wrist. type “die” and kill thineself“look” at your surroundings.

Anyways.. the walkthrough.Whether you take the tutorial is up to you. You start off in a room with greg, LoneRonin, DingoEatingFuzz, and gamegrl. each have their own short quests you need to complete in order to win the game and the sweet prizes at the end. Talk to them in any order you choose. I’ll list greg’s quest firstgreg’s Quest:Type “Talk to greg” to get started. Read what he says of course.. or don’t.. do whatcha gotta do to win the prize.Type “yes”. you want to help him out.The game tells you “look theres a car.” so go ahead and type “examine car” common sense maybe?Type “drive the car” to, you know, drive the car.Once broken down type any random junk you can come up with or wish to get outta your system cause it doesnt matter what you put here.. just as long as you put something and enter it 6 times.. and the story continuesEnd of gregs quest.LoneRonin’s quest:Go ahead and “talk to loneronin” and “yes” you want to help.“talk to woad”“examine woad”The game gives you a super obvious hint as to what to do in all caps when it says “if you LAUGHED AT THEM” so go ahead and “laugh at shoes”End of LoneRonin’s quest.DingoEatingFuzz’s Quest:“talk to dingoeatingfuzz” and give him a “yes”type “look” and you should see some rocks so type “examine rocks”“enter the secret entrance” and type “look” in the shack“talk to ryxeucile” but spell his name right. He will ask you a quetion and the answer is “alpha”End of DingoEatingFuzz’s quest.gamegrl’s Quest:type “talk to gamegrl” and toss her a “yes”“talk to gamegrl” once again and go ahead and “pray”More extreme measures? Let’s 1 on 1 with God. /wrist. type “die” and kill thineself“look” at your surroundings.“talk to guard demon” and use your wit to slip passed him

Anyways.. the walkthrough.Whether you take the tutorial is up to you. You start off in a room with greg, LoneRonin, DingoEatingFuzz, and gamegrl. each have their own short quests you need to complete in order to win the game and the sweet prizes at the end. Talk to them in any order you choose. I’ll list greg’s quest firstgreg’s Quest:Type “Talk to greg” to get started. Read what he says of course.. or don’t.. do whatcha gotta do to win the prize.Type “yes”. you want to help him out.The game tells you “look theres a car.” so go ahead and type “examine car” common sense maybe?Type “drive the car” to, you know, drive the car.Once broken down type any random junk you can come up with or wish to get outta your system cause it doesnt matter what you put here.. just as long as you put something and enter it 6 times.. and the story continuesEnd of gregs quest.LoneRonin’s quest:Go ahead and “talk to loneronin” and “yes” you want to help.“talk to woad”“examine woad”The game gives you a super obvious hint as to what to do in all caps when it says “if you LAUGHED AT THEM” so go ahead and “laugh at shoes”End of LoneRonin’s quest.DingoEatingFuzz’s Quest:“talk to dingoeatingfuzz” and give him a “yes”type “look” and you should see some rocks so type “examine rocks”“enter the secret entrance” and type “look” in the shack“talk to ryxeucile” but spell his name right. He will ask you a quetion and the answer is “alpha”End of DingoEatingFuzz’s quest.gamegrl’s Quest:type “talk to gamegrl” and toss her a “yes”“talk to gamegrl” once again and go ahead and “pray”More extreme measures? Let’s 1 on 1 with God. /wrist. type “die” and kill thineself“look” at your surroundings.“talk to guard demon” and use your wit to slip passed himNow 1 on 1ing with Satan, he tells you he wants something. Give him what every satan everywhere has always wanted.. your soul. type “my soul”

Anyways.. the walkthrough.Whether you take the tutorial is up to you. You start off in a room with greg, LoneRonin, DingoEatingFuzz, and gamegrl. each have their own short quests you need to complete in order to win the game and the sweet prizes at the end. Talk to them in any order you choose. I’ll list greg’s quest firstgreg’s Quest:Type “Talk to greg” to get started. Read what he says of course.. or don’t.. do whatcha gotta do to win the prize.Type “yes”. you want to help him out.The game tells you “look theres a car.” so go ahead and type “examine car” common sense maybe?Type “drive the car” to, you know, drive the car.Once broken down type any random junk you can come up with or wish to get outta your system cause it doesnt matter what you put here.. just as long as you put something and enter it 6 times.. and the story continuesEnd of gregs quest.LoneRonin’s quest:Go ahead and “talk to loneronin” and “yes” you want to help.“talk to woad”“examine woad”The game gives you a super obvious hint as to what to do in all caps when it says “if you LAUGHED AT THEM” so go ahead and “laugh at shoes”End of LoneRonin’s quest.DingoEatingFuzz’s Quest:“talk to dingoeatingfuzz” and give him a “yes”type “look” and you should see some rocks so type “examine rocks”“enter the secret entrance” and type “look” in the shack“talk to ryxeucile” but spell his name right. He will ask you a quetion and the answer is “alpha”End of DingoEatingFuzz’s quest.gamegrl’s Quest:type “talk to gamegrl” and toss her a “yes”“talk to gamegrl” once again and go ahead and “pray”More extreme measures? Let’s 1 on 1 with God. /wrist. type “die” and kill thineself“look” at your surroundings.“talk to guard demon” and use your wit to slip passed himNow 1 on 1ing with Satan, he tells you he wants something. Give him what every satan everywhere has always wanted.. your soul. type “my soul”End of gamegrls quest.
End of game.

Anyways.. the walkthrough.Whether you take the tutorial is up to you. You start off in a room with greg, LoneRonin, DingoEatingFuzz, and gamegrl. each have their own short quests you need to complete in order to win the game and the sweet prizes at the end. Talk to them in any order you choose. I’ll list greg’s quest firstgreg’s Quest:Type “Talk to greg” to get started. Read what he says of course.. or don’t.. do whatcha gotta do to win the prize.Type “yes”. you want to help him out.The game tells you “look theres a car.” so go ahead and type “examine car” common sense maybe?Type “drive the car” to, you know, drive the car.Once broken down type any random junk you can come up with or wish to get outta your system cause it doesnt matter what you put here.. just as long as you put something and enter it 6 times.. and the story continuesEnd of gregs quest.LoneRonin’s quest:Go ahead and “talk to loneronin” and “yes” you want to help.“talk to woad”“examine woad”The game gives you a super obvious hint as to what to do in all caps when it says “if you LAUGHED AT THEM” so go ahead and “laugh at shoes”End of LoneRonin’s quest.DingoEatingFuzz’s Quest:“talk to dingoeatingfuzz” and give him a “yes”type “look” and you should see some rocks so type “examine rocks”“enter the secret entrance” and type “look” in the shack“talk to ryxeucile” but spell his name right. He will ask you a quetion and the answer is “alpha”End of DingoEatingFuzz’s quest.gamegrl’s Quest:type “talk to gamegrl” and toss her a “yes”“talk to gamegrl” once again and go ahead and “pray”More extreme measures? Let’s 1 on 1 with God. /wrist. type “die” and kill thineself“look” at your surroundings.“talk to guard demon” and use your wit to slip passed himNow 1 on 1ing with Satan, he tells you he wants something. Give him what every satan everywhere has always wanted.. your soul. type “my soul”End of gamegrls quest.
End of game.Don’t spend your imaginary 3 points in one place and may you dish out uber ownage with your sharpener of pencils in the card duels to come.

 
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I’d just like to say that this game is awesome, you are awesome, and the ending is awesome.

:’|

 
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you spelled Ryxeuclie wrong in your guide!

 
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Nice.

 
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Oh you have a very special place in Kongregate, Alex.

 
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Awesome. Thnaks :)

 
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The only reason why those people (me included) are in the game is because we were in the right place at the right time (aka general chat room when 2D was bored).

 
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didn’t need it but some but thanx i guess……. *bold*MOO!

 
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Cool game and nice walkthrough.

 
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awesome game… would have been awesomer if i was in it and i REALLY got that stuff… but still awesome

 
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lol i didn’t think the people in the game where real until i saw dingoeatingfuzz’s post in this

 
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You didn’t think greg was real?

 
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aww couldnt satan take gamegrl’s soul lulz

 
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I wrote “your soul” instead of “my soul”, and it worked. But he took my soul anyway. Damn.

 
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Let me assure you that he didn’t accidentally program the game to accept “your soul” instead of “my soul”.

 
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lol, if you type die in the forest on greg’s quest, it will say, you try and try, but you are still stuck in the forest

 
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i offered satan cheese and he took it lol

 
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thanks for the walkthrough!

 
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i got so stuck thanks so much

 
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you could have just done one paragraph to save time

 
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lol 2darray spelled gaurd demon wrong

 
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Originally posted by shadowrazr:

lol 2darray spelled gaurd demon wrong

What? Try that again, but this time, without the stupid.

 
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Originally posted by LisaBendict:
Originally posted by shadowrazr:

lol 2darray spelled gaurd demon wrong

What? Try that again, but this time, without the stupid.

Sorry I have no idea what you are trying to tell me.
LOL