Favorite Videogame Quote + Contests!

I know you all have one. Share your quotes with others. Also post the game it’s from. I’ll post what are arguably the most famous quotes in videogame history. (I’ll post quotes here under “List”.) There is also a favorite quote and “Guess That Quote Competition”. See more information on my second list.

“The Cake is a Lie.”
- GLaDOS, Portal

“Thank you Mario! But I’m afraid our princess is in another castle.”
- Toad, Super Mario Bros.

List:

“Ain’t nothin but the COLE TRAIN baby! You rest of those muth**** as**** fuc**** better be watchin’ it! Delta Squad up in yo’ house bi****!”
- Cole, Gears of War

“X-Nauts? Sounds like tissues. You know, to the extreme or something.”
- Koops, Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door

“… and when your dead I will be still alive.”
- GLaDOS (aka CaRaDOS), Portal

“I AM ERROR.”
– Random NPC, Zelda II: The Adventure of Link

“You’re winner!”
– Victory screen, Big Rigs: Over The Road Racing

“Look at you, hacker. A pathetic creature of meat and bone, panting and sweating as you run through my corridors. How can you challenge a perfect, immortal machine?” – ?, System Shock

“The two things I hate most right now are dirty old men and ghosts”
– ?, Skies of Arcadia

“Are all lumberjacks women and children these days?!"
- Tales of Symphonia

“All you base are belong to us.”
- Cats, Zero Wing

“Somebody Set us Up the Bomb.”
— Operator, Zero Wing

“Faallcconn… PUNCH!”
- Captain Falcon, Super Smash Bros.

“!”
- Snake, Metal Gear series

“Ain’t nothin but the COLE TRAIN baby! You rest of those muth**** as**** fuc**** better be watchin’ it! Delta Squad up in yo’ house bi****!” I would go on, but this one is the best by far. Its from Gears of War’s Cole Train. You simply can’t beat it, its badass and sick.

Look at you, hacker. A pathetic creature of meat and bone, panting and sweating as you run through my corridors. How can you challenge a perfect, immortal machine?

“X-Nauts? Sounds like tissues. You know, to the extreme or something.” — Koops, Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door

“… and when your dead I will be still alive.”
- GLaDOS (aka CaRaDOS)

“Faallcconn… PUNCH!”
- Captain Falcon

5HODAN, make sure to add the game and whomever said it. look at the correct format above or on other posts.

First two that come to mind for me:

“I AM ERROR.” – Random NPC, Zelda II: Adventures of Link. (I think that’s the right title. Regardless, it’s Zelda II.)

“You’re winner!” – Victory screen, Big Rigs: Over The Road Racing.

I can’t decide. They’re both good. D: If I can only have one, go with the second one.

-Deriaz

“The two things I hate most right now are dirty old men and ghosts” – skies of arcadia

“Are all lumberjacks women and children these days?!” – Tales of Symphonia

Hilarious dialogue in those games!

Oh, wait, my other two favorites are:

“All you base are belong to us” — Cats, Zero Wing

“Somebody Set us Up the Bomb.” — Operator, Zero Wing

! – from metal gear

5HODAN, make sure to add the game and whomever said it.

This is honestly quite sad. You mean to say you haven’t played System Shock?

This is honestly quite sad. You mean to say you haven’t played System Shock?

ACK! No!

But enough talk, have at you!

“Listen carefully. You’re not Ovelia.” Vormav Tingel to Ovelia, Final Fantasy Tactics.

“Speak to me or speak to God.” Altair Ibn La-Ahad, Assassin’s Creed.

“Please don’t go. The Drones need you. They look up to you.” Message when exiting game, Sid Meier’s Alpha Centauri.

Also, anything from the Disgaea series. Some examples:

“To show my appreciation, I’ll only beat them half to death.” Laharal, Disgaea: Hour of Darkness.

“Who gives a damn about you? Your new name is ‘Mid-Boss’.” Laharal, Disgaea: Hour of Darkness.

“I, I don’t know why… But for some apparent reason, I can’t stand women with sexy bodies. On a side note, flat-chested girls like you have absolutely no effect on me.” Laharal, Disgaea: Hour of Darkness.

“Nice to meet you. I’m an assassin.” Flonne to Laharal (her target), Disgaea: Hour of Darkness.

etc.

“You have served your purpose. You, may die now.” -Liquid Snake, Metal Gear Solid

“If at all possible, I prefer to forge my own path through life, then call it “destiny” once the cards have settled."

“They say one should not speak unkindly of the dead, so I say, ‘Nice try.’”

- (both of these) Lezard Valeth, Valkyrie Profile.

“This is pathetic. You sound like chapters from a self-help booklet!” – Kefka, Final Fantasy 6

“It is dark. You’re likely to be eaten by a grue.” – Zork

“Every moment gives us a chance to become more than what we are.” – Ryu, Street Fighter 3

And the quotes that win for their silliness more than anything:

“You spoony bard!” – Tellah, Final Fantasy IV

“I should have saved you…I should have been the one to fill your dark soul WITH LIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!” – Dante, Devil May Cry

“Sooo…you like Suikoden!” and/or “A Castlevania fan, are you?” – Psycho Mantis, Metal Gear Solid, if you have the games’ saves on your memory card.

“I hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate HATE YOU!” -Kefka, Final Fantasy VI

I’ll keep posting segments of the list like this because something screws up with text if I put to many down ona single post.

Also, here’s another one of my favorites:

“You guys can stay behind and take a nap for all I care!”
- Sora, Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories

Also another change: Every week I’ll post a favorite quote on what has been submitted the same week. The winner will have his/her name plastered very elegantly on the title. Another thing, Every 2 days I’ll have a quote competition to see who knows the most. The winner will also have their name plastered. Hope you have fun, and keep ’em coming!

List:

“Listen carefully. You’re not Ovelia.”
- Vormav Tingel to Ovelia, Final Fantasy Tactics

“Speak to me or speak to God.”
- Altair Ibn La-Ahad, Assassin’s Creed

“Please don’t go. The Drones need you. They look up to you.”
- Message when exiting game, Sid Meier’s Alpha Centauri

“To show my appreciation, I’ll only beat them half to death.”
“Who gives a damn about you? Your new name is ‘Mid-Boss’.”
“I, I don’t know why… But for some apparent reason, I can’t stand women with sexy bodies. On a side note, flat-chested girls like you have absolutely no effect on me.”
“Nice to meet you. I’m an assassin.”
- Laharal, Disgea: Hour of Darkness

“You have served your purpose. You, may die now.”
- Liquid Snake, Metal Gear Solid

“If at all possible, I prefer to forge my own path through life, then call it “destiny” once the cards have settled.”
“They say one should not speak unkindly of the dead, so I say, ‘Nice try.’”
- Lezard Valeth, Valkyrie Profile

“This is pathetic. You sound like chapters from a self-help booklet!”
– Kefka, Final Fantasy 6

“It is dark. You’re likely to be eaten by a grue.”
– Zork. (More info needed)

“Every moment gives us a chance to become more than what we are.”
– Ryu, Street Fighter 3

“You spoony bard!”
– Tellah, Final Fantasy IV

“I should have saved you…I should have been the one to fill your dark soul WITH LIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!”
– Dante, Devil May Cry

“Sooo…you like Suikoden!” and/or “A Castlevania fan, are you?”
– Psycho Mantis, Metal Gear Solid (if you have the games’ saves on your memory card)

“I don’t know. I’m making this up as I go.”
– Indiana Jones, Lego Indiana Jones: The Original Adventures

“He no nuts! He crazy!” – ???, Lego Indiana Jones: The Original Adventures

“I don’t know. I’m making this up as I go.” – Indiana Jones, Lego Indiana Jones: the original adventures

“He no nuts! He crazy!” – ???, Lego Indiana Jones: the original adventures

“Scratchy Bitch!” – Baron, in Sonny, Sonny 2

the reason I picked these is because I just beat that game. came with my Xbox360.

wow… no OVER 9000 quotes? that’s odd.

“You can’t hide from the Grim Reaper. Especially when he’s got a gun.”
– Manny Calavera, Grim Fandango

“I was lost in the darkness. I couldn’t find my way. As I stumbled through the dark, I started forgetting things. My friends, who I was. The darkness almost swallowed me. But then I heard a voice – Your voice! You brought me back.”
- Sora, Kingdom Hearts

“Never give up, trust your instincts!”
– Peppy Hare, Starfox 64

“Why do you build, knowing destruction is inevitable? Why do you yearn to live, knowing all things must die?”
– Kefka, Final Fantasy 3/6

“Ah, the days of my youth… Just like the scent of fresh lemon, you see.”
-Marvin Grossberg (Phoenix Wright.)

“Do a barrel roll!”
Peppy Hare, Star Fox.
“For the empire!”
Imperial Soldiers, Star Wars Battlefront
“We’re Star Fox!”
Fox McCloud, Star Fox

“Hey, you the one killin’ all the crap when people ask? The Catch-a-Ride near Fyrestone is more busted than my momma’s girl parts. Really appreciate you takin’ a poke at that. The uh, system, not my mom. Hot dog down a Skag den, know what I’m sayin’?”
Scooter, Borderlands

“Rise and Shine, Mr. Freeman, Rise and Shine. Not that I wish to imply you have been sleeping on the job, no one is more deserving of a rest, and all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until……well, let’s just say your hour has come again. The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world, so Wake up Mr. Freeman, Wake up and smell the Ashes”
G-Man, Half Life 2

“hey stop criminal scum”
TESIV

Shoot shoot damn it STAR WARS BATTLEFRONT II