I accidently bought 2 copys of super hexagon on steam

So what the hell i’ll do a contest like the admins do,
Write me a poem/Limerick (limericks have higher chances) about how awesome i am or why you need the game.

And then i’ll choose the best.
Challenge ends whenever i want it to end.
(okay fine two weeks from now)
Go.

What the hell is super hexagon?

Hello bjjdude!
I don’t want be rude,
but I want that game,
because it’s not lame.

These may be not the best rhymes,
because I do it only sometimes.
But you totally rock,
like in web browser adblock!

And I say,
I’d like to play
the game
even today!

My steam profile:
steamcommunity.com/id/kamyl/

I’ve never heard of the game;
But I’ll take it all the same.
What’s there to say;
It’s a give-away?
And the rest of these limericks are lame.

Take it worth a grain of salt;
But this competition should halt.
You may not know it;
I’m a published poet.
And so I should win by default.

Originally posted by cesarcurado:

What the hell is super hexagon?

.

Gimme.

Some brony asked me for a lim’rick -
The best ones of those are quite sick.
It’s pointless, it seems,
Since I don’t use Steam,
And at that game I suck a Richard.

Please don’t let us wait whole 2 weeks. It’s too much for such geeks.
I want this game so badly and I can’t wait that much sadly.
Announce a winner before 3rd December, because as I remember,
then special promotion comes to an end, my friend.
And if somehow I won’t win, I’ll buy it by myself.
Like I said before, I want to play it more and more.

Look, the rhymes are now 20% cooler. ;)
These ones are not just regular.

Hello bjjdude, how are you today?
Seems you had bad luck, twice, you had to pay!
Now you’re giving one away, and I think that’s awesome
I spent too much time writing this, now I’m done.

Just kidding, here’s some more
The game Hexagon on Kongregate, I really adore
This brings us to the Steam key, that I wish to receive
If I don’t win this, I will surely grieve.

I will literally cry all day.

On school like 5 years ago, we learned that limericks sounds like this:

a
a
b
b
a

My rhymes are flawless, right?

Originally posted by Beny071:

Gimme.

winrar (no)

DECIDED.

Who win?

TOO LATE. I TOLD YOU TO GIMME BUT YOU DIDN’T. I BOUGHT IT FOR MYSELF AND I WON’T ACCEPT YOURS NO MATTER WHAT. SORRY TO BREAK YOUR HEART.