Zilch Awards

Anyone have a list of all the Zilch awards?

What are these?

I’ve almost got all of them. I’ll probably be too lazy to make a comprehensive list on how to get everything unless there’s huge demand for it.

Awards for the game Zilch, just like in Amorphous+

http://www.kongregate.com/games/gaby/zilch

I’d love a list and Kongregate lacks one

Amorphous’ awards are a lot better thought out, not that Zilch is a game which allows for a deep an award pool as amorphous. Most of them are pretty obvious. Get x games in a row, get x+y games in a row, get x+y+z… the names are mostly a pretty strong giveaway.

I like zilch but really hope it doesn’t get any horribly grindy badges.

I can guess most the badges I’m missing are get “x more y than the badge to the left” but some are less obvious.

Amnesiac, Narcissist are 2 I have no idea about apart from they are likely read the rules x times (amnesiac) and check your awards x times (narcissist)

L-R, top to bottom.


Row 1:

Point Collector: 50,000 pts scored across all games
Point Hoarder: 100,000 pts scored across all games
Point Trader: 250,000 pts scored across all games
Point Master: 500,000 pts scored across all games
Pointless: 1,000,000 scored across all games

Low Roller: 250 dice rolled
Paint Roller: 500 dice rolled
High Roller: 2,000 dice rolled
Hard Shoulder: 5,000 dice rolled
Steam Roller: 20,000 dice rolled

Zilcher: 20 Total Zilches over all games
Regular Zilcher: 50 Total Zilches over all games
Common Spotted Zilcher: 100 Total Zilches over all games
Pincher Zilcher: 500 Total Zilches over all games
Kilo-Zilcher: 1,000 Total Zilches over all games

Zero Zilcher: 2 consecutive Zilch-free games
Negative Zilcher: 3 consecutive Zilch-free games
Anti Zilcher: 4 consecutive Zilch-free games
Allergic to Zilching: 5 consecutive Zilch-free games
What’s A Zilch: 6 consecutive Zilch-free games

Row 2:

Hero Zilcher: 1 Zilch-free win
Hiro Zilcher: 2 consecutive Zilch-free wins
Iron Zilcher: 3 consecutive Zilch-free wins
Steel Zilcher: 4 consecutive Zilch-free wins
I Accidentally The Whole Zilch: 5 consecutive Zilch-free wins

Good Score: Win a game with more than 11,000 pts
Great Score: Win a game with more than 12,000 pts
Stunning Score: Win a game with more than 13,000 pts
Crushing Score: Win a game with more than 14,000 pts
Impossible Score: Win a game with more than 15,000 pts

Alright Score: Taking 2,000 pts on one turn
Ok Score: Taking 3,000 pts on one turn
Good Score: Taking 4,000 pts on one turn
Sweet Score: Taking 5,000 pts on one turn
Ma-hoo-hassive score!: Taking 6,000 pts on one turn

Run of Luck: 2 wins in a row
Better Luck: 3 wins in a row
Plucky Luck: 5 wins in a row
British Spirit: 7 wins in a row
U R Teh Zilch!!!11one: 10 wins in a row

Row 3:

Run of bad luck: 2 losses in a row
Very Unlucky: 3 losses in a row
What a Loser: 5 losses in a row
Mega loser: 7 losses in a row
Massive loser: 10 losses in a row

Got the hang of it: 3 wins in total
Getting Comfortable: 10 wins in total
Zilch Adept: 25 wins in total
Zilch-pro: 50 wins in total
Lifetime Zilcher: 100 wins in total

Still Learning: 3 losses in total
Almost Got It: 5 losses in total
Struggling: 10 losses in total
Can I Haz Fail?: 25 losses in total
Epic Fail!: 50 losses in total

Zilch Player: Finish at least 25 games
Zilch Playa: Finish at least 50 games
Pilchard Slayer: Finish at least 100 games
Zilch Fiend: Finish at least 200 games
Gold Plated Zilch Machine: Finish at least 500 games

Row 4:

Squasher: A winning margin of 2,000 pts or more
Squeezer: A winning margin of 3,500 pts or more
Crusher: A winning margin of 5,000 pts or more
Decimator: A winning margin of 6,500 pts or more
Obliterator: A winning margin of 8,000 pts or more

Red Faced: Losing by 2,000 pts or more
Egg On Your Face: Losing by 3,500 pts or more
Full English On You [sic] face: Losing by 5,000 pts or more
Falling On Your Face: Losing by 6,500 pts or more
Eh, Eh…Eh…(No Face): Losing by 8,000 pts or more

Coarse Finish: Won a game by just 200 pts
Smooth Finish: Won a game by just 100 pts
Tight Finish: Won a game by just 50 pts

Dropping The Baton: Lost a game by only 200 pts
Scraping The Barrel: Lost a game by only 100 pts
Scraping Your Knuckles: Lost a game by only 50 pts

Frugal Roller: Win a game in 15 turns or less
Thrifty Roller: Win a game in 13 turns or less
Miser Roller: Win a game in 10 turns or less
Bah Humbug: Win a game in 9 turns or less

Row 5:

Wasteful Roller: Win a game in 18 turns or more
Splurge Roller: Win a game in 20 turns or more
Rollin Like There’s No Tomorrow: Win a game in 25 turns or more
Never Ending Games: Win a game in 30 turns or more

Clock Watcher: Any game lasting 18 turns or more
Time Waster: Any game lasting 20 turns or more
Aeon Waster: Any game lasting 25 turns or more
Time Lord: Any game lasting 30 turns or more

Reckless Damage: 2 wins against a Reckless CPU
Reckless Endangerment: 5 wins against a Reckless CPU
Reckless History: 10 wins against a Reckless CPU

Overly Cautious: 2 wins against a Cautious CPU
Cautious Steps: 5 wins against a Cautious CPU
Take Caution: 10 wins against a Cautious CPU

More Human: 2 wins against a Realist CPU
Too Human: 5 wins against a Realist CPU
Inhuman: 10 wins against a Realist CPU

Your First Zilch: 3 Zilches in a row
Unlucky: 4 Zilches in a row
Really Unlucky: 5 Zilches in a row

Row 6:

Have You Looked At The Rules: 7 Zilches in a row
Nooooooooooo…(Jazz hands): 10 Zilches in a row

Reckless Driving: 2 consecutive wins against a Reckless CPU
Reckless Endeavours: 5 consecutive wins against a Reckless CPU
Reck-ing Ball: 10 consecutive wins against a Reckless CPU

Cautiously Optimistic: 2 consecutive wins against a Cautious CPU
Cautious Steps: 5 consecutive wins against a Cautious CPU
No Longer Cautious: 10 consecutive wins against a Cautious CPU

Humanity: 2 consecutive wins against a Realist CPU
Oh The Humanity: 5 consecutive wins against a Realist CPU
Oh The Huge Manatee: 10 consecutive wins against a Realist CPU

Award Chaser: 20 awards gained
Award Maestro: 50 awards gained
Award Montego A Goat Please: All other awards gained now just 110 Awards Gained

Lawman: You read the rules
Amnesiac: You read the rules a lot!
Accountant: You read the scoring guide
Informant: You read the about page
Socialite: You looked at your awards
Narcissist: You looked at your awards a lot!

There are some actually pretty tricky awards in Zilch. I think that for a game like this, the awards are reasonable. You have a lot of easy ones, a few hard ones, and a few really, really difficult ones that basically rely on sheer luck. The hardest ones involve getting a score of 6000+, or an ending score of 15,000+, or beating your opponent in sub-10 moves, etc. Those kind of awards are pretty much sheer luck.

Amnesiac is checking your Rules repeatedly. Narcissist is checking your Awards repeatedly.

I press son many times in awards and rules and didnt get any badge

Stunning Score : win a game with more than 13,000 points

Plucky Luck: 5 wins in a row

Obliterator: a winning margin of 8,000 points or more

Rollin’ Like Theres No Tomorrow – Win a game in 25 turns or more

Narcissist – You looked at your awards alot

I have edited some more into my post, keep them coming :)

For the amnesiac and narcissist awards, I think you have to play a game for the award to register, i.e it won’t give you it while you are clicking around.

For the amnesiac and narcissist awards, I think you have to play a game for the award to register, i.e it won’t give you it while you are clicking around.

I clicked on and off my awards on the main menu then completed a game and got the award after the game so I think your right

YEY just got my first Zilchless game :)

Yes yes, must complete a game to be awarded

Miser Roller: Win a game in 10 turns or less
Bah Humbug: Win a game in 9 turns or less

I remember this, I get it

Bah Humbug: Win a game in 9 turns or less

WOW Thats getting >1100 points every turn!!

The best way to do that one is to keep restarting until you get like 3000+ in the first round. Then you know that if you zilch once or twice, you can still make it. But ideally you want to start out strong. This one drove me absolutely crazy :X A lot of people get it naturally, however.

coarse finish = won a game by just 200 points , the other 3 i think 150 100 and 50

can you reset and dont lose?

Resetting has no effect on wins, losses, or streaks.

Perfect thanks, see you guys tomorrow

I don’t even know when I got it, but I got the Bah Humbug award. haha cool. List is nice. Keep it up!

Far too lazy to aid in filling in the gaps… Rubix, y0ttabyte, and myself all have 112+ of the 120 awards… y0tta has 118. The last 2 are basically 1, as the final one is for getting all awards… and the 119th is insanely tedious. We don’t know the exact number, but we assume it’s finishing 300 games (wins or losses).

118/120 myself as well, actually :D All that remains is the Gold-Plated Zilch Machine and the Montego Award.

Ok… I was bored… i’ll fill in every missing one that cobshape doesn’t have:

Pointless is 1 million banked.
Steamroller is 20,000 dice rolled.
Pincher and Kilo Zilcher are 500 and 1000 zilches
Zero to What’s a Zilch – 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 zilch free games in a row

Hero to Whole Zilch – 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 zilch free wins in a row
Crushing and Impossible – 14,000 and 15,000 finishing score
Sweet and Mahoosive – 5000 and 6000 in 1 turn
U R Teh Zilch – 10 wins in a row

Adept to Lifetime – 25, 50, 100 wins
Epic Fail – 50 losses
Pilchard, Fiend, Gold Plated – 100, 200, ??? (Gold Plated is the only one we don’t know, but it’s more than 300)

Row 4 is listed fully already…

Never ending games – win a game in 30+ turns
Cautious and Human are correct, so you can remove the question marks

Consecutive wins vs 1 opponent… 2, 5, 10 in a row for each
Montego – all other awards

That should be everything… will wait on y0tta or rubix to get Gold Plated, as I gave up on this at 112. Too tedious until it gets badges.

Thanks, Tasselfoot :)