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wow, jtmb02. You’re a midget. Unless I’m looking at the wrong person…
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Oh, thank god. This whole time I thought you guys were practicing Halo rather than “nerf battle using office chairs and desks.”
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> wow, jtmb02. You’re a midget. Unless I’m looking at the wrong person…
I’m standing next to a 6’4" person. I’m actually 6’ tall. James is a beast.
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T-Minus 3 days and counting!
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JAMES SMASH! RRAAARRGH!!!!
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I sense aggression in those pictures. maybe kong should get to use a handi-cap because of that =p, kind of like in football when someone spike a football at the ground, they lose yards.
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Ah, I wish I could play in this =). Good luck guys!!! Don’t take any smack from Armour Games.
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Whoops – Armor Games. I Canadianed it up there by accident.
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Haha, Canadiand it up. Lolz are you canadian? We don’t spell it like that do we?
Anyways i wanna watch this happen.
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[Haloes News Break from Armor Blog](http://armorblog.com/)
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Wow, so happy Haloes Eve!
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The first thing I see is coffee. Mmm…
jmtb02 doubleposted. omg omg omg omg omg ban ban ban ban ban.
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You guys should put a few of the games in your file share on halo 3. I want to see kongregate get owned from every angle.
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Oooh, suspense!
There _is_ going to be a video, right?
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> There is going to be a video, right?> I’ll post all the matches to youtube when the butt kicking commences.
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Thanks for the vote of confidence, Mario. You WANT to see us get owned?
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Everyone in the office is laughing over that comment.
2 hours until gametime… stakes are running high.
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Less than 1-hour to go. :D
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The warm-up is in progress. Jim played his psych music from when he was on the wrestling team in high school (“Eye of the Tiger”).
The final line-up is:
Kongregate is Chris
Kongregate (1) is Greg
Kongregate (2) is Alison
StopDropAndrew is Andrew, playing with his regular account.
Theresa may pinch hit in the 9th if we’re far ahead or behind.
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Great Game Kongregate! It was a lot of fun playing with you guys.
:D
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Yeah, it was a lot of fun, even if we got our asses handed to us :D
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Unfortunately, the cheap, brutal, terrorist-like tactics of Armor Games proved victorious in the match-up. We did our best to fight a civilized war, but we were met with nothing but dirty tricks and shameful methods.
As an example (perhaps a video replay will later be posted as proof):
During our VIP battle, I, as the VIP, was enjoying a nice cup of tea within our bunker as the rest of my team ventured forth into the third world, providing food for children and medicine for the elderly. I was rudely interrupted by an Armor Games mercenary literally driving a jeep INTO our base (vehicles are meant for the OUTSIDE, sir). That’s right — the same base where I demand that visiting diplomats remove their shoes. Wishing no violence to occur, I promptly complied with the terrorist’s orders and hopped into the passenger side of the jeep. I was then kidnapped, and driven back to the barren land of our terrorist enemies. I was ordered from the vehicle, then promptly _beaten to death with the blunt end of a weapon_. The shots that I fired were purely meant as mere warnings, proven by their reluctance to strike any flesh.
Armor Games, if this is how you fight, ask yourself: What is your place in the world? Where do you fit in in the global battle of good versus evil? Is God on your side, or will the Armor Games office be subjected to earthquakes and forest fires? If you’ve experienced any of the latter within your lands, I think we know the answer.
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That last part of Alison’s comment wasn’t even needed. ArmorGames’ big arse smiley face gave it away.
Edit: lol at gregs post. Sounds like your average Halo game.
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Just think, somewhere there’s a parallel dimension where we actually won.
I bet those Kongreate Halo players are happy, lucky pandimensional bastards.
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All games are now available on the Halo file shares (if you own copies of Halo 3).
Matches 1-3 available on the “ArmorOffice” account. Matches 4-6 available on the “jmtb02” account.
Watch the Valhalla VIP match to watch Greg board my vehicle, not get out, and have someone shoot him on the other side of the map (see reference above).
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