I made this for fun today as I waited for the coffee to kick in. Please feel free to share your signs you have been playing DW too long.
Top Ten Signs That You’ve Been Playing DW Too Long
10. You get into an actual fight over who is hotter, The Dust Merchant or The Girl in Red.
9. You complain to your friends that you are always low on Fairy Dust. They never speak to you again.
8. You insist your family call you “Devil Slayer”, or worse, “Big Shot”.
7. Your boss asks you to welcome some new employees. You explain to them that the first thing they need to do is to get their Con to 120, their Str to 50, and to enchant their best weapon as much as possible. All but two quit on the spot.
6. On your tax return you list “Jester” as your occupation.
5. You ask a colleague at work what he thinks about the comparative damage dealt between a sword, a gun, and a magic staff, when it comes to killing large numbers of mobs. Not only does he never speak to you again either, you are forcibly removed from the building.
4. A friend asks if you could live anywhere in the world, where would you chose and why? You reply, Oceana for the beaches or Emerald City for its bold architecture and fine museums. Though, Lakeview does seem like a nice place to raise kids…
3. When your significant other threatens to leave you and take everything, the first thing you do is donate all your gear and all of your coins to your guild so he/she won’t get their grubby little hands on it.
2. While your refrigerator may be stocked with cans of Sierra Mist soda, you have have carefully obliterated the word “Sierra” from each can.
1. You tell your landlord not to worry about the rent, your have over 37 Billion in the bank.
