Do you like huge amounts of xp?
Piggy bank running low?
Do you wanna pad your PVP count??
Do you like wall-o-text forum posts??
Do you think mages are a bunch of PVP pansies?
WELL DO I HAVE A DEAL FOR YOU!!!!
We all know you love to smack the snot outta the PWN wonder. I know it, you know it, Kingk knows it. And I bet you have probably said to yourself, “How could I get me some more PWN goodness?!? How can I prolong this bountiful feast that PWN has lain before me???” Well now you can stop talking to yourself, your prayers have been answered!!!
The answer is……. KEEP PWN ALIVE!!!
Give us time to repair the “pinata-o-fun” we all know as the PWN Wonder. I know you are all licking your chops when you see those 3 magical letters: ‘P W N’ appear next to a mystic during the Wonder War build phase. How you must be as giddy as a school girl as you skip on over to your guild chatroom to hit up the closest GM/GO to request he/she hostile PWN immediately. Heck we understand!!! We wish we too had a PWN of our own to pillage some of that tasty booty. Heck, we like xp and coins too!!!! but I digress…
At this point some of you may be wondering – “How does keeping PWN alive help me? What’s in it for me!!!” Well, here’s why you selfish lucky bastard: We waste alot of repairs… repairs that if used would allow you to continue your veritable ‘buffet of the mages’. The more we are able to repair our wonder, the longer you will have to exploit enjoy the futility that is fighting a high level mage in PVP. “Woot Woot!!! SuperMayn three times in a row!!! Jackpot!!”
HELP US HELP YOU!!
So join with me as we chant in unison:
“Keep PWN alive!!!”
“Keep PWN alive!!!”
For the love of God please “Keep PWN alive!!!”
