Your browser is no longer supported by Kongregate. Upgrade to one of these browsers for the best gaming experience:
Register or sign in to start receiving activity updates from around Kongregate!
Kongregate is a community-driven browser games portal with an open platform for all web games.
Get your games in front of thousands of users while monetizing through ads and virtual goods.
Learn more »
Learn more about our publishing program -
we help game developers get their games out to millions of users on multiple platforms.
We publish new content weekly, on game/data analysis, case studies, engineering solutions, and design insights.
Get everything you need to know about how to implement our APIs and SDKs into your game.
Complete Initialization for 10 kreds
Congratulations! You’ve completed your Kongregate account!
Keep exploring Kongregate with more badges and games!
Hide the progress bar forever?
Limit my search to this forum
Sign in to reply
hurry up and post before it gets locked….the most outrageous thing said will be my new avatar
Don’t eat the hot dogs at Playmage HQ.
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it’s a blown up horse anus ^^
horse anus really isnt that bad if you cook it right.
I know, but those first 14 times really taste like shit before you get it right the 15th time…
Get more out of your Kongregate experience. Take advantage of ad-free gaming, cool profile skins, automatic beta access, and private chat with Kong Plus.
Learn more »
Did you know you can now score GameStop PowerUp Rewards® Points on Kongregate?
Find out how »