Dreamworld corrupt a wish page 4

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Granted, but your wish work only in inverse so my wish will destroy yours twice
I wish i had an infinte icecream

 
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Granted, but you are lactose intolerant
I wish i could explode things with my mind

 
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Granted, but you blow up your own head.
I wish I had some rum.

 
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Granted, but you dont have taste buds and can’t get drunk so its like drinking water
i wish i was batman

 
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Granted but your parents will die and 2 years later alfred will steal all your money and u will be poor and u will not be batman any longer
I wish i had a 40cm penis

 
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Granted, but you won’t be able to get a boner.
I wish I could breathe fire.

 
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Granted, but you live under water
i wish i had a time machine

 
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Granted , but it wont work
I wish i had an porn actress sex slave :]

 
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Granted, but she turns out to be a serial killer and kills you before you even get her cloths off
i wish i had a tyrannosaurus-rex as a pet

 
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Granted, but he eats you.
I wish I had some ice cream.

 
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granted but its broccoli flavored and has been scooped up after being dropped on the ground.
I wish I could dance.

 
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Granted, but now you can’t stop dance.
I wish I didn’t lose my house in a tsunami.

 
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Granted but after the tsunami u will be raped by angry japaneses guys
I wish i had a katana

 
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Granted, but you dont have any fingers
I wish i had i room full of large glass objects i could smash with a bat

 
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granted but the glass gets in your eyes and blinds you.
I wish omark knew better grammer.

 
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Granted , but he only has good deustch grammar
I wish i had more churros , i just ate the last one

 
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Granted, but you are forbidden to eat any of them
I wish that when people(the1templar) asked others to check their “grammer” they would spell it right G-R-A-M-M-A-R

 
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granted, but you will be banned from the internet for life so will never notice it, i wish my ct would stop going the into bathroom and eating the toilet paper!

 
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Granted, you don’t have toilet paper anymore.
I wish to know how removing free stuff could make this game better.

 
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Granted, but you die shortly after you find out and the answer dies with you
I wish i had a gun that could shoot swords…..and the swords are on fire

 
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Granted , but you only can fire it to your family
I wish i could kill ppl by ripping off theyr heads with my hands

 
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Granted, you have the ability to rip peoples heads off with your hands, but your paralyzed from the neck down
I wish kill people by hitting them so hard their heart explodes

 
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Granted , but no one will have heart
I wish this thread lasted forever cuz ists fun

 
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Granted, but you will be locked in a basement and wont be able to see it
I wish i had the ability to know exactly when i fell asleep

 
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Granted, but when you fall asleep you dream of getting waterboarded.
I wish I could rub vasoline all over my body and pretend I’m a slug.