Dreamworld corrupt a wish page 5

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Granted, but the vaseline has been mixed with acid and your wiener falls off
I wish that we could have saved timmy when he fell down the well

 
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Granted but timmy shoves you in the well.
I wish i was more sane.

 
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Granted, but now you cant be declared legally insane in court for the murders you will commit and you go to jail for life
I wish that the dragons would stop terrorizing my village and eating our children

 
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granted, but now you are attacked by billions of flies.
I wish my guild wall wouldn’t keep braking and our bat problem would go away.

 
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Granted, but you get booted out of your guild
I wish Gwyne wouldn’t be up so often so I can hit gnomes more.

 
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granted but now u fight the gwyne while it lies down.
I wish for an attack power of OVER 900000!!!!!!!

 
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Granted, but your never allowed to play DW again
I wish that i could teach my cats tricks and when i say tricks i mean magic tricks :)

 
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Granted, but your cat disappeared and never reappeared.
I wish I had a chocolate chip cookie.

 
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Granted,but the cookies breaks and falls down before you ever eat it.
I wish I had a cake to eat.

 
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Granted, but it’s poisoned and you die right after finishing it.
I wish that everyone is as cool as me.

 
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Granted, but the human race dies out because nobody can get a date.
I wish that the Forum mods wouldn’t automatically lock any thread Alberto posts to.

 
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Granted, they will automatically lock every thread that anyone posts in, except for when alberto starts them.
I wish I didn’t have to go now.

 
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Granted but your mom will knock your head and take you out of the pc
I wish i have a jelly fish pet

 
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Is this the most epic combo breaker post?

 
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Granted, your jellyfish is a box jellyfish and it kills you.
I wish i could level up.

 
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Granted but everytime u level up u loose 2 levels
I iwsh my mp was 400k

 
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Granted, you can no longer use your MP.
Wish i had Princess Eli as my pet.

 
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Granted but the only attack it has its scratch and does 20 dmg to every feo
I wish my chocolate never melted

 
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granted but you can’t eat it.
I wish i wasn’t on the FBI’s watch list.

 
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Granted but now u are on the CIA watchlist
I wish my mom never broken my ps2 and still was alive :]

 
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Granted, she sold it instead and kept the money for herself.
I wish that there could be some real wishes on this wish thread.

 
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Granted…but everyone wished for you not to wish so you dont get to enjoy it
I wish Kingk would give me his char

 
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Granted but he gives you his level one that has 0 attack power and cannot level up
I wish i was alive

 
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granted , but u will not be able to interact to humans
I iwsh i had a gun

 
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Granted, but it’s a toy gun and you shoot yourself in the foot with it (don’t ask me how, you just did it…)
I wish people would corrupt wishes faster. ^^