Corrupt-a-Wish

Corrupt-a-wish

for those who dont know corrupt-a-wish is a forum game
the first post makes a wish
and the next post has to add an ironic and funny consequence to that wish and also make a wish of his/her own

ex:
i wish i was rich

granted but your account is frozen

ill start

i wish i was a gm

I can’t grant your wish because I don’t know what a “gm” is (and I’m sure I’m not the only one).
I wish it wasn’t raining.

oh sorry i made a mistake let me fix it

i wish i was a mod

Granted but on a website where everyone is a mod

@JaumeBG
Granted you get a 100 year drought

I wish for $1,000,000

granted but you will have it in 2012

i wish i can hack all games

Granted but you get banned from the internet
I wish for $1,000,000 now

It comes in a gold Thwomp.

I wish for no fear.

granted but you saw a car chasing you and you did nothing so you die

I wish for $1,000,000 now and in cash

P.S.I’M NOT A TROLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

granted but in night a thief will go to your house and steal them

i wish i never die

Granted you will never die in www.nobodywilleverdie.com

I wish for $1,000,000 now, in cash and nobody wants to steal it

zakhep2 stop trolling please and wish for something different this game isnt about who stops it wins

granted you will buy a dog and he will eat the money

i wish i can read people minds

Granted, but your house catches on fire. AGH NINJA

I wish for Minecraft Beta.

Greanted, but it’s too awesome to run on your computer.

I wish an awesome phone.

granted but all your friends will leave you and you wont find anything to do with it

i wish i can do curses to people that brings bad luck

Granted, but I hit you in the head with a pickaxe.

I wish for Minecraft Beta to work on my computer.

Granted, but your computer grows arms, find out how much life sucks, and promptly shoots itself until is is broken beyond repair.

I wish for a coke flavoured jawbreaker.

It turns into normal coke after it melts. Eh. Still good. (I’d kill for a coke right now.)

I wish for a computer that talks to me but does not do something stupid.

granted but you downloaded minecraft and noticed there is a virus in it and the virus turned your computer crazy and it destroyed itself again

i wish i can have pizza that never ends

That is impossible. Minecraft hazs no firuses.

I wish for Minecraft Classic to have noclip.

Originally posted by kilozombie:

That is impossible. Minecraft hazs no firuses.

I wish for Minecraft Classic to have noclip.

please stop wishing the same thing over and over everytime wish somthing completely different! dont try to stop the game now let me start it again

i wish i can have pizza that never ends

Sorry, obsessed with Minecraft.

You get sick of pizza.

I wish for no trolls.

granted but after a day you will turn into one

i wish i enter heaven

Granted, but it’s nonexistent and you fall into a volcano.

I wish for 2000 posts.

in your 1999 post you will get banned from kongregate

i wish there were no bad jokes

Granted but no one says any jokes,.

I wish that my nose will drop into my ear.