Corrupt-a-Wish page 2

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Your head turns into a trombone.

I wish for Zakhep to die.

 
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Zakhep2 reincarnates as Zakhep3

I wish for all badges on Kongregate.

 
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Granted, but you get banned because the mods think you hacked.

I wish for a cake that is blue.

 
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Granted but the cake is a lie (Old jokes FTW)

I wish for wish so that I can wish for an uncorrupted wish for a fish.

 
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granted you got a fish when you were eating it you noticed it eated before shark poop so you died

i wish zakhep2 wasnt a TROLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!

 
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Zakhep2 is not a troll anymore. Two other trolls take his place.

I wish for a perfectly generic, unpoisoned apple.

 
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you take it, and then snow white comes to your house and kills you then takes your apple

i wish i had a machine that tells me all the information i want to know

 
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(if my wish is too hard.. let me just continue)

granted but the machine will tell you that nobody loves you and you suck so you decided to suicide

i wish i’m cool

 
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You are now cool, but the ghosthunters come find you at night and kill you.

I wish everything possibly bad happened right now!

 
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it happened! i corrupted your wish

i wish i can breath in sea

 
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Granted, but now you cannot breath on land

I wish to have some cheese.

 
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Granted, but transformice will have a level in you fridge so they eat all of you cheese.

I wish my dog was smart

 
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granted but he will be wild

i wish i have a penguin as a pet

 
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granted but you will have to live in a big freezer

I wish that it will rain cookies.

 
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Granted, but they have walnuts.

I wish for cranberry juice.

 
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Ha! Hahahahaha! THE OLD THREAD IS HERE!

 
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Originally posted by kilozombie:

Ha! Hahahahaha! THE OLD THREAD IS HERE!

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand…?

 
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Granted, but you are tied to the wall with the cranberry juice a centimeter beyond your reach.

I wish for all the legos in the world.

 
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Granted, but you have to give them away.

I wish for something bad not to happen to me.

 
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Granted, but You’re kongregate profile died. You kill yourself over it.

I wish fo’ a pile of nothing.

 
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Granted, you get bored of good things happening to you all the time.

I wish for a bag of non-poisoned,not stale, edible,popped popcorn that is in no way inaccessible, harmful,or in any way bad, that people will not want, i wont have to give away and is not at all in any way bad.

 
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Granted but you only get 1 piece
I wish for $1,000,000 now, in cash and nobody wants to steal it

 
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Granted but you have to collect from bank and robber accidently steals it :S

I wish for Zakhep2 to stop wishing for money

 
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granted but for only 1 second

I wish for $1,000,000 now, in cash, nobody wants to steal it and it’s in my house