Corrupt-a-Wish page 3

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Granted, a flaming pile of $1,000,000 cash appears in your house.

I wish MJ would come back.

 
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Granted, but he is now a zombie and kills everyone around him

I wish I could make a decent video game.

 
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You make a decent game, but nobody buys it.
I wish for a $1000000, no strings attached.

 
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Granted, but the $1,000,000 isn’t in your house.
I wish this wish wouldn’t be granted.

 
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Wish Paradoxed. O.o
I wish for a kamikaze watermelon.

 
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Granted, it explodes on your table.

i wish that Zakhep2 would SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

 
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Granted, but he makes Zakhep3 and doesn’t shut up.
I wish for a hamburger that is made of real cow meat, real breading, real vegetables (2 1mm slices of both cheese, lettuce and tomato), that can fit in my mouth that is not on fire that is not posinous that is within my reach that does not have a reverse gravitation that i am able to pick up and eat without my death, and i wish for its arrival now.

 
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Granted, but you only have one.

I wish for Notch to make alternating seasons.

 
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Granted, but the seasons are only 1 episode long.
I wish for a Quantum Bomb that could split open the fabric of Space and Time. (Gee, what bad could possibly happen?)

 
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Granted, but you lose it under your bed.

I wish for a green cake.

 
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Granted, but it’s a
lie.
I wish for exactly 1423 wishes.

 
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Granted, but they are all expired.

I wish for a wish.

 
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Originally posted by kilozombie:

Granted, but they are all expired.

I wish for a wish.

Granted, but you use that wish for a wish, on which you use that wish for a wish, causing endless repetition.
I wish to be in the Present time.

 
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Granted, but now you have an evil clone.

I wish for a machine that makes my wishes for me.

 
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Originally posted by kilozombie:

Granted, but now you have an evil clone.

I wish for a machine that makes my wishes for me.

Granted, but the machine explodes.
I wish for lawyers so I can sue you for all the misfortune.

 
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Granted, but they sue you.

I wish for an indestructible machine that makes my wishes for me.

 
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Originally posted by kilozombie:

Granted, but they sue you.

I wish for an indestructible machine that makes my wishes for me.

Granted, but it gets H4x0r’d by me.
I wish that I can stop replying to your posts.

 
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Granted, the “quote post” button is broken.

i wish to be famous.

 
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Granted, but you get assassinated.

I wish for a gold cake.

 
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Originally posted by kilozombie:

Granted, but you get assassinated.

I wish for a gold cake.

The cake was only painted gold! hahahahahahah lolol.
I wish that this post will not start another page.

 
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Granted, it dosent.

I wish for pie.

 
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Granted but it’s on fire
I wish for $1,000,000 now, in cash, nobody wants to steal it, it’s in my house and not on fire

 
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Okay, from this point on, im ignoring Zakhep2.

Start from my wish.

 
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The pie is a cake.

I wish for Zakhep3 to die.

 
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Granted, but he reincarnates into another troll.
I wish for an answer for 3/0.