Corrupt-a-Wish page 305

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You do get more sleep, because you are asleep forever. Because I came and killed you.
I wish I had a nuke

 
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Granted, but it is wasted because the government uses all means to stop you from using it.
I wish that Hitler was still alive.

 
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Granted, but he’s in jail (was for the last 67~ or so years) and thus practically useless. Frail and weak now, he’s more of a burden than anything else also.

I wish that I will become president of an world-order, totaliterian government by the next few years.

 
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Granted, you’re assassinated after only a second in power.

I wish for folding chairs.

 
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I okay. There are a few for you to fold in the basement.
I wish for a giant panda bear.

 
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Originally posted by S_98:

I okay. There are a few for you to fold in the basement.
I wish for a giant panda bear.

granted, it lands on you and breaks all your organs.

i wish for the sun.

 
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Granted, but it burns you to death.

I wish for a rainbow to appear.

 
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Granted, but it dissapears right before you look at it.
I wish to be a girl.

 
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Hmm…I’ll call a guy I know. brriiiiiing There, but he messed up on your face. You look like chewbacca and godzilla had a baby…that killed itself with a wood chipper

Cough I wish for five get out of hell free cards. That or a glass of water, its quite dry and hot down here in hell! (Continuity!)

 
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Granted, but the get out of hell free cards send you into Tartarus, the Ancient Greek version of Hell.
I wish for a talking cat.

 
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granted but It’s tongue is cut off and it only speaks kitty

I wish for a wizard egg that will hatch into a wizard

 
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Granted, but it doesn’t know how to cast spells.

I wish for < whatever the next poster of this thread wishes for>.

 
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Granted, but it kills you.

I wish for a Balrog the kills anyone who wishes for it.

 
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Granted, but it tortures you before killing you.

I wish for the same as the prior post.

 
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Granted but It has really stink feet.

I wish for the same as the prior post

 
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Agreed, but you suffer a painful death.

I wish for this wish to be corrupted.

 
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Brrrzzzz Unfortunately either a.) your transmittor or b.) my receptor malfunctioned during communication. Thus, I cannot grant your wish.

I wish for an intangible substance of which cannot be physically conveyed.

 
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Granted, but the substance spreads its status to those objects around it. Therefore, you and the objects around you are practically nonexistent as well.

 
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Granted

I wish to be the quickest man on earth

 
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Granted, but you were so fast you caught on fire and eventually turned into dust (human combustion :o).
I wish I could see the most awesome looking, bright with crystals, and unbelievable cave in the entire universe.

 
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Granted, it’s so bright you are blinded.

I wish I could delete Facebook Comments from certain users.

 
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Granted, but you accidentally pressed the “Delete All” button I supplied for you too. Facebook was then deleted permanently. Oh but they did re-create it, naming it, “Fecesbook” it’s not quite the same and only a few people go on it, mainly old people, not surprised though—considering their new name…

I wish I could have a super laser beam attachment to my right arm.

 
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Granted, but you died during the surgery becaouse they forgot to put you to sleep first.

I wish for a crayon.

 
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[ouch what a painful death I experienced xD]

Granted, but it was a crayon that changed into whatever color it touches… so it’s impossible to write with it or do anything, completely useless crayon.

I wish I could experience a horror game in reality, without death or a lot of pain. [Pretty psychotic wish?]

 
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Granted, but you get so scared you get a heart attack and die.

I wish for death.