Corrupt-a-Wish page 307

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Granted, I get paid in gum now.

I wish that someone would look into my evil pets eyes! Come on! I dare ya!

 
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granted but you lose the game :(

I wish I were a Pie

 
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Originally posted by kedi4:
Originally posted by meman1999:

granted but I use super glue shades on ur pet so no one sees it again.

I wish I were a Pie

Ninja’d !

He was replying to you .-.

Granted, but the pie is a lie, or as I heard from the cake..

I wish kedi would focus a bit more on warcards.

 
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Originally posted by kedi4:

Granted, but… I would probably be distracted too much anyhow presently.

I wish. Thats it, I just wish.

Ignored for not playing properly..

He focus’ on locking the game
I wish that the all forums gets locked FOR EVER!!!!

 
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Granted but then some hackers unlock them and spam them with porn

I wish I didn’t get Ninja’d

 
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Granted, but you get killed instead (in RL).

I wish for the solar system to be extensively populated by various strata of aliens from Mercury all the way to the peripheries of the Oort Cloud in the extremely near future within reasonable restraints of control.

 
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granted, but the aliens are extremely violent, and since they more like animals, we Can’t go near them, and most of there local planets are too hostile so they all die out.

 
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Originally posted by giplaw:

granted, but the aliens are extremely violent, and since they more like animals, we Can’t go near them, and most of there local planets are too hostile so they all die out.

forgot to make a wish :P

 
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Originally posted by giplaw:

granted, but the aliens are extremely violent, and since they more like animals, we Can’t go near them, and most of there local planets are too hostile so they all die out.

Threadender…. not! I wish that the earth was the centre of the universe and that the sun was a giant banana in disguise. Basically for the universe as we know it to be turned inside-out.

 
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granted but since the sun is a banana we would all become living icicles
because of no sun :(

I wish that there was moar hunger games books or something like that

 
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Granted, they all turn out to be boring and not very thought out.

I wish I had fweinds…

 
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Granted, but your fweinds not only defy your proposed relationships, but eliminate all of your actual friends systematically until you are left with nothing but depression.

I wish for the next poster in this thread of FGF to continue living as him/herself. :P

 
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Granted, but you are not permitted to continue living as yourself.

I wish the next wish will not come true.

 
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Your wish does not come true, therefore making it come true, which means it’s not true, whi-awrou9ru0prjkdawp;mflwq;krmoir1jroqrmqlfmoljmo

I wish for an allied Cthulu to fly in from nowhere.

 
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Granted, but it is allied to all other than you, and murders you.

I wish that an arrow would fall from the sky right now.

 
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Granted, but (inserts obligatory Arrow-to-the-knee joke here)

I wish for a bottle of Anti-Cthulu spray to appear in my hand.

 
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GRANTED but, you realized Cthulu is fake.
I wish for better grades in English
P.S. sorry for any spelling mistakes.

 
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Greantid butt yu git horible gamur.

I wish I had a spellchecker that was flawless.

 
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Granted. But you realize it only works for the first pc ever made!
I wish for a power that’s OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111oneone

 
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Granted. Your power is counting to a number 1 higher than 9001.

I wish more people would come to my Mafia.

 
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granted but then you find out they are stealing your cinamon rolls and you get into a big gunfight and you end up being the only one alive

I wish that I had pancakes with syrup made out of rainbows :D

 
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Granted, but the rainbows on your pancakes such all other color out of the world. Knowing your wish caused this, an angry mob goes after you.

I wish for a plant.