Corrupt-a-Wish page 322

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Granted, but someone eats it on you.

I wish for extraordinary culinary skills.

 
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Granted, but you lost in a cook-off because your opponent cheated.
I wish i was the Dragon Warrior.

 
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Granted, but there’s no dragons in the world so you’re useless
i wish I was a paladin.

 
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Granted, but you get smited by Mjolnir.
I wish to have a cool catchphrase.

 
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Granted. It makes people cold.
I wish for a sniper rifle in perfect condition.

 
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granted but you dont know how to use it and shoot yourself in the head
i wish for a penny

 
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Granted, but it is stuck inside your brain.
I wish for the end of time.

 
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Granted, but you die because space and time are the same thing.
I wish for a personal waitress that responds only to me.

 
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Granted, she’s ugly, beyond broke, & has horrible manners.

I wish for my own computer.

 
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you get one, but it’s from the 70’s
i wish i had a pet mongoose

 
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Granted, but a snake kills it & eats it.

I wish I knew when the end of the world would happen.

 
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wow. this thread just got longer than the master thread.

 
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O.o
Granted, but that doesn’t help because its the end of the world in a parallel universe
I wish for a coke machine

 
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Granted, but it gives out water instead of coke.

I wish for a knife.

 
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granted, but its missing a blade.
I wish for a new computer

 
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Granted, but since it’s the year 1998, you get the Windows 98. I loved my Windows 98 till it died.
I wish for time to stop.

 
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Granted, but you are now immortal, you cannot sleep, and you can never stop moving.

I wish for no-one to corrupt my wish.

 
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granted. but it goes into effect afterwards so I corrupt it so it doesn’t happen so in reality nothing happened.
I wish for enlightenment

 
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Granted, but you are instantly killed by a flying rock moments afterwards.
I wish for everything to cease existing (that includes me, btw).

 
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Granted, But everthing wanted to exist.

I wish for YOU

 
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Granted, you get a drawing of shadowhopeful
I wish for the next wish to go horribly wrong

 
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Granted. I found a treasure chest full of gold after my ordeal… and you got nothing!

I wish for a shooting star to be seen

 
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granted, somebody get hit by one
I wish for a Blackadder boxset… OH WAIT. I already have one! MU HA HA!

 
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Granted, but it turns out to be a world-destroying-asteroid and everyone dies.

I wish for candies

 
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granted, but on this side of the Atlantic we call them ’’sweets’’. you get a sweet. so there.
I wish for a torch