Corrupt-a-Wish page 328

Granted, but it is only a nickname.
I wish for a portal.

Granted, but the portal leads to itself- resulting in a continuous confluence of paradoxical elements.

I wish for this post to be neglected in its entirety by the next poster of this thread. /hahahahaha

Your post is surely neglected by me, but is read by the whole world.
I wish for a pie. A really good pie. A pie.

Granted. It contains a colourless, odourless poison that kills you when it is thrown in your face.

I wish that I would never get hit by rain.

@Drosolmire- no offense, but you kind of missed the point there.

Granted, but that’s because you die… in 3, 2, 1-and-a-half, BOOOOM!!!

I wish that there would be world peace in the immediately near future on planet Earth.

@Drosolmire- thanks for the elucidation. Of course, this will not prove to be a cumbersome blockade between us. I was just ensuring that understanding had been accomplished in the preceding section of explanation.

@simeng- Just to clarify, this is “Corrupt-a-Wish”, rules state that you have to ironically grant the wish of the previous poster. And “noticing” your post is quite the opposite of what you wanted, no? I respect how you tried to stop this game by trying to end it outright.(though I do have to say, it was quite tricky to think of something to reply to that) I am simply voicing my opinion, I hope this misunderstanding will not give us bad blood.

Granted, but you die of an accident.
I wish can control the wind.

Granted, but where ever you go there is no wind to control.

I wish for a toaster

Granted, but it’s outfitted with a hydrogen bomb which goes off the the moment you plug it in.

I wish for “The One.”

Granted, but it turns out that “The One” is only a name for a common appliance- the toilet.

I wish that the average iq of humans on Earth in the extremely relevant future will be two-fold the current standard—> 200 instead of 100.

Granted. Humankind becames so intelligent that they will create sensual robots to take care of everything. Turns out they’ll later overthrow and massacre entire humakind

I wish I could go 6 hours back in time

Granted- you are now where you were then: (presumably) school whereupon the teacher is expounding a platitudinous lecture about the fundamental theory of algebra.

I wish that animals could speak to humans in an expression that we understand.

(Lol, I’m having summer holiday, I haven’t been in school for two weeks now. Something probably went haywire with that timewarp)

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Granted. Humankind declares war against all other animals because of their critisizing opinions against humankind

I wish I owned a coke machine

Granted, but it gives you mountain dew.
I wish I can stop time.

Granted, but the universe you inhabit only has a life span of little more than 1 second. You can’t really enjoy yourself at all. If you freeze time, you’ll be in fear. If you release your control, then you are annihilated.

I wish that standardized tobacco wasn’t actually addictive relative to the metabolism of humans.

Granted, but instead, tobacco, to all that have used it, becomes an essential component to living, causing all those smokers who quit to die immediately, while those who continue to die slowly.

I wish 2+2 was equal to 4.

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Granted, but 2 and 4 are both variables in the particular context of your equation (of course, it hardly matters at all considering the fact that you can still reduce such a statement as [2c=d] to its constituents of 1 and 2 (aka 2 and 4) anyway). <—- absolute precision annihilated ftw!

i wish that 1+1= windows.

Granted, but instead 1+2= windows.
I wish that I will blow up in combustion. (NO JUST SAYING GRANTED. FiGURE OUT HOW TO MAKE IT WORSE, OR SOMETHING.)

granted, but its an engine, and now you are stranded in the middle of nowhere.

I wish the next person would corrupt this wish without corrupting it.

Granted.

I wish I had -5 dollars.

Granted, your 5 dollars (from the bank) now belong to me and I use it to my advantage in order to buy an iota of poison which you soon digest to your inevitable death.

I wish that the T.V. was never invented.

granted, but you are overdrawn and arrested for stealing -5 dollars.
I wish i had a wish.

Granted but it will be corrupted

I wish I owned the Kongregate website.

granted, when there is nobody left in the entire world.

I wish for someone with a nice avvy to post next.

Granted, but everything gets erased, including any backups, and you have to code it from scratch.

I wish our space technology would develop enough for us to migrate to another planet.

Granted, but in order for the ships to run, 5 humans have to sacrifice themselves, and you had to sacrifice yourself so you never got to see the planet humans were going to.
I wish for a cucumber.