Corrupt-a-Wish page 343

granted, but it is blue.
I wish you would move the 4 units I gave you in World war to forked tooth.

*Actually, you didn’t specify where you would deposit the allocated gift(s). You can still manually control where the units go (i.e. Forked Tooth). I don’t think you are required to requisition (my) permission to deliver gifts to a particular region.

Granted, but it changes nothing from a pragmatic standpoint.

I wish all rainbows to be monochromatic in color scheme.

granted, but the water it is made out of is already blue, and it splashes to the ground without fireing its arrow.

no wish? :(
I wish, I wish, I wish I was a fish.

Granted- you are now my next meal.

I wish I was a wish that I wish people would wish for wishing with.

Granted, but you are wished that you never existed.
I wish for 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 wishes.

Granted, but you can only use 1 per every lifetime… and you just wasted it. :P

I wish for nothing to become something.

NO, NOTHING CAN’T BECOME SOMETHING BECAUSE HE SAID THERE WAS NOTHING, THEREFORE THE TOWER CAN’T BE THERE, NOTHING CAN’T BECOME SOMETHING!

Granted, the word “Nothing” is now a noun.

I wish that chatroulete wasn’t full of penis’

Granted, but since they made up the majority of people on chatroulete, the website closed down.
I wish for Zeus’s trident.

Granted, but Zeus’s trident isn’t nearly as powerful as say… POSEIDON’s trident, which actually does something.

I wish for the power of Hades.

Originally posted by afklol:

Granted, but since they made up the majority of people on chatroulete, the website closed now.
I wish for Zeus’s trident.

Hold your horses Infinite, this is not a “Corrupted wish”. The website is closed, yay! No more cocks everywhere.. try again.

DENIED. Your wish wouldn’t of made sense if you did not use chatroulete. How would you know chatroulete was full of penis’ What would be the purpose of your wish other than to eliminate that source so you can chat with random normal people. Since the website closed down, you don’t have access to that anymore. That is your corrupted wish.

@afklol
You get the power of Hades, but you’re not allowed to use it until the year 2876.

I wish for no more backpedaling.

Granted- people have eyes along all 4 cardinal directions. Every direction is now considered “forwards” and “backwards” doesn’t really exist by the guidance of the spectator, although- semantically- such a measure of action has been rendered obsolete/invalid effectively as they are now meaningless entirely.

I wish that birds, if they fly, don’t fly, and, if they don’t fly, to fly (again).

Originally posted by simeng:

Granted- people have eyes along all 4 cardinal directions. Every direction is now considered “forwards” and “backwards” doesn’t really exist by the guidance of the spectator, although- semantically- such a measure of action has been rendered obsolete/invalid effectively as they are now meaningless entirely.

I wish that birds, if they fly, don’t fly, and, if they don’t fly, to fly (again).

That’s not what I meant. Oh well…

Granted, but the very balance of nature is destroyed and the animal kingdom as a whole descends into chaos.

I wish for a pool.

Granted- you are my pool. lol

I did properly grant/corrupt your wish- in terms of semantics. Just read it again. You can still “backpedal”, but it won’t be considered bike-pedaling to keep it simple.

I wish for a book.

Granted, but its Fifety Shades of Grey…

I wish The Big Bang Theory, Season 6 was on my computer right now. _{why can’t it start now}

Granted, but you can’t watch it for some bizarre reason.

I wish that the president of the US. was Spongebob Squarepants.

Granted, but Patrick leads a rebellion two weeks later!

I wish I had y old hair style back.

Granted but it is on your butt now.

I wish for a Barrel of Chicken Blubber.

Granted but it is on your butt now. :P

I wish that I had some Cola right now to drink at room temperature away from my butt, but accessible to my normally sized appendages.

Granted, but just as you were about to take a sip, someone shot the can of Cola right out of your hands. The contents of the can has spilled all over the floor.

I wish for a ruler that can measure time.

Granted, but the ruler can only measure up to a second of time.

I wish for telescope.

Granted, but the telescope can only measure up to a metre of distance. :P

I wish for a cotten candy dispenser.

Granted, but it broke shortly after one use.
I wish the Piltdown Man was never a hoax.