Corrupt-a-Wish page 356

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Granted, but it was made by Engineer, malfunctions and you nearly get eaten by a dinosaur before spending 2 hours with Scout saying “need a dispenser here!” loudly in your ear.

 
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Originally posted by wiiwonder:

Granted, but it was made by Engineer, malfunctions and you nearly get eaten by a dinosaur before spending 2 hours with Scout saying “need a dispenser here!” loudly in your ear.

U FORGOT TO WISH!!!!!!!
I wish for the guy above me to wish for something.

 
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I wish I didn’t forget a wish.
(thanks, dragonowl21)

 
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Granted, you forgot to post.

I wish for a dog.

 
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Granted, you get a Digital Orange Grape.
I wish for a deck of cards.

 
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Granted, the first game you play is 52 card pickup and you lose one.
I wish for myself to be able to not post 50 times a day.

 
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Granted, but a new rule is added saying if you don’t post more than 50 times a day, you will be banned.

 
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I wish wiiwonder made a wish.

 
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Granted, but he died before he could post it.

I wish for my teeth to be straight.

 
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Originally posted by TaylorFire93:

Granted, but he died before he could post it.

I wish for my teeth to be straight.

Granted,but it they grew in a horizontal direction.

I wish for lots and lots of jets and trains.

 
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Granted. They all crash into you.
I wish for yet another book that kills me.

 
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Granted, it’s a book of all the creepy charecters in pixar movies gang-raping you to death.

I wish I could last longer in bed.

 
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Granted, but only 5 seconds longer.

I wish for Courage the Cowardly Dog to be aired on air television (not cable).

 
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Granted, terrible french dub only.

I wish that I would have the ability to read peoples minds (and yes, uncontrollable=drive insane is obvious and I can live with it, try something creative)

 
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Granted, you can only read their thoughts about pineapples.

I wish the bird that lives outside my house died.

 
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Granted. However, as it is a phoenix, it just respawns afterwards. The bird dies; death is literally an aspect of its cyclical biological processes. After I kill it, the bird that lives outside your house becomes very incensed and decides to annoy you even more- to the extent that you commit suicide

I wish that the phenomenon of quantum-locking could occur at tepid atmospheric temperature(s) so that we could all perform amazing stunts mid-air and whatnot also

 
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Granted, you feel -260 °C tepid, but you still freeze.

I wish that my computer was the fastest in the world, and could run high-quality games 30 years later.

 
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Granted, it grew legs and won multiple gold medals in the Olympics.

I wish for fabric.

 
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Granted, it is on fire.

I wish for apple pie.

 
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granted,but it has a bomb in it

i wish to be a pray mantis

 
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Granted,but its a satanist and kills you with its demonic powers.

I wish that stupid commercial of lots and lots of jets and trains would shut up already!

 
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Granted but you DIE

I wish I had a perfect relationship with a hot girl who never dies.

CORRUPT THAT LOLOLOL

 
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Granter,buy I by hot you meant she was really warm.She is a fat-ugly-ass bitch whose body temperature is high.

I wish I could meet master chief from halo in real life and that we were best friends.

 
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Granted. He mistakes your family, friends, and everyone you meet for aliens and shoots them. Also, he never speaks.

I wish for a nice tuxedo that can never be too big or small for me. It can’t get dirty or be destroyed in any way.

 
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Granted, but it is stolen from an alien planet and the aliens come and blast you to smithereens.

I wish for an infinite amount of awesome.