Corrupt-a-Wish page 391

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Granted, but nothing exists anymore.

I wish i had a wish for every post on this thread.

 
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Granted, but all those wishes make you an arrogant monster with no remorse. you kill yourself in a fit of madness and reincarnate as a mere finch.

I wish my bizarre animorphism fetish would stop interfering with my life.

 
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Sorry, that wish is beyond my power to grant.

I wish to have the power to grant peoples wishes.

 
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Granted, but you are forced to grant EVERY one of them, even the bad ones.

I wish I could see in to the future.

 
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Granted, but you are so tormented by what you see that you commit suicide.

i wish for the person to post next to wish for something.

 
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Granted, I make a wish about the world ending… (Sorry. I couldn’t think of anything. ^^)

I wish for everyone to be always happy and always get what they want.

 
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Granted, so your wish of the world ending comes true.

I wish for a better FGF.

 
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Granted, it was so good that people started worshiping the person who made it, leading to some protests, and eventually war.

I wish that I would say the most famous quote ever made on the face of this planet.

 
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Granted, but no one was around to hear it and you forgot what you said immediately after you said it.

I wish for Everything.

 
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Granted, you get EVERYTHING. That’s a corruption of a wish itself… ;)

I wish that I lived in the future, where there is no war, and everyone lives peacefully.

 
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Granted, but when you get there it has already been destroyed.

I was for a giraffe.

 
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Granted, the giraffe likes to eat a lot of grass, and constantly runs away and gets you in trouble.

I hiws I coudl fyl.

 
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Granted, but your spelling will forever be horrible

i wish i could find the TV remote.

 
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Granted, you find it then lose it again. I hate it when that happens. :|

I wish I could fly now.

 
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granted but you fly into a jumbo jet

i wish for people to go on this game http://www.kongregate.com/forums/36-forum-games/topics/298446-dont-forget-the-lyrics

 
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Granted, but no one was interested so they left.

i wish i had every super power that anyone has ever thought of.

 
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Granted, but they can’t understand you. :/

I wish I’d stop making such absurd mistakes…

Dem ninjas!!!

 
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That wish is beyond my power to grant, if you would like some assistance press “1”…

i wish for that.

 
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You get this.

I wish FGF is more popular.

 
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Granted, but then it lost its popularity.

i wish the bad effect of the above wish didn’t happen.

 
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Granted, it got so popular that the whole site, Kong, crashed.

I wish for a dragon.

 
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granted but it’s smaller then a particle

i wish for http://www.kongregate.com/forums/36-forum-games/topics/191580-this-or-that?page=80
to eat http://www.kongregate.com/forums/36-forum-games/topics/106593-corrupt-a-wish?page=391

 
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Granted, but it is still hungry, so it eats you.

I wish that this continued on forever.

 
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Granted, but you are forced to continue it at any cost.

i wish for foooooooooood.

 
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granted but it is poisend

i wish for nothing