Corrupt-a-Wish page 392

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Granted, you die of lack of oxygen.

I wish for this wish to be corrupted somehow.

 
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granted

i wish for more people to watch http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZB_z1F0Q_o&feature=relmfu

 
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Granted, so many people watch it that it crashes the Internet, causing major protests. People also panick since they have no Internet, leading to suicide.

Really creative corrupt right there ^^

I wish I am a game programmer.

 
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Granted, you make the worst games ever recorded in history… but at least they are recorded.

I wish i new what that giant light in the sky is and where does it go when it gets dark.

 
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granted but you lose xp for it

i wish for a extra life and a half

 
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Granted, you gain a life then you lose half.

i wish to wish a website called kongregate into existence.

 
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grated but it becomes this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPntjTPWgKE

i wish for every little thing to be all right

 
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Granted, every little thing becomes alright, but every big thing is not alright.

i wish scorpion1m didn’t post links all the time.

 
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granted but it failed

i wish for this block to tern into You Coke Machine.

 
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Granted, but I did not understand what u said so I turned you into a coke machine.
I wish scorpion had better grammar.

 
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Granted, but him having correct grammar is equal to dividing by zero, so whatever happens when you divide by 0 happens, happened.

I wish for a roller coaster to fuck me, right hard in the ass

 
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O-o
Granted, but since it was going 100 mph, you died upon impact.
I wish for popcorn.

 
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Granted, but it was all ether burnt or kernels
I wish for the powers of a trickster god

 
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Granted, but you were so good that you managed to trick yourself into eating poop.
I wish for an umbrella that doesn’t turn upside down when it is windy.

 
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Granted, but it was upside down when you got it,
i wish for more time in a day

 
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Granted, but the day never ends, causing the world to go into chaos.
I wish for a doughnut.

 
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you get a bagel.

i wish for a wish.

 
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Granted, but i ate it. (Yes i was talking about the wish and not the doughnut before it.)

I wish to be good at everything.

 
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Granted, but some people became jealous and killed you.
I wish for a bagel inside another bagel.

 
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Granted, but they are both poisoned.

I wish i was completely prepared for every possible end of the world situation.

 
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Granted, but the end of the world doesn’t come and everyone just thinks you’re stupid or paranoid.

I wish for the walls of my room to be blue.

 
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Granted, they are so blue that they make you blind.

I wish I would stop making such absurd mistakes…

 
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Granted, but now you are so perfect that you are the most famous person to ever live. and now there are people in every room that you enter with cameras trying to get your picture and autograph, you never get any sleep because people keep getting into your bedroom, you are always watched in the bathroom, you never get a moment to yourself ever again….

i wish to die of old age.

 
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Granted, you die at about 100000000000 years old. This is not a good thing.

I wish wishes come true.

 
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granted. every wish comes true. even the bad ones.

i wish….i had a better computer.(for real lol)