Corrupt-a-Wish page 393

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Granted, you get the ultra-super-automatic-Ultraputer 3000. It is so good, that it tells YOU what to do.

I wish everything I wish comes true. Only me.

 
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nothing comes true.

i wish i had more storage space in my computer(again i really do)

 
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You have so much storage the universe explodes.

I wish for no racism.

 
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I don’t grant that wish as only organics believe that wishes are real.

I do not believe that this will come true because i do not believe in wishes, but i may as well act like an organic and wish that everyone was a synthetic being like me.

 
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Why was my post removed!?!? i said nothing offensive.

 
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Granted Everybody becomes exactly the same and we all lead the same job doing nothing and we all die of starvation

I wish for a lemon flavoured fish

 
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granted, but it’s also garlic flavored and the garlic overpowers the lemon.
i wish for a study hall every day at school.

 
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Granted, but you have so much homework to complete that you have to use the study hall for homework; you also have no free time at home because of the massive volume of homework. More so, failure to complete any of the homework will cause you to fail and get held back; thus, the only way to make it stop is to do the crazy load of homework for the entire year.
I wish for a banana split.

 
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granted, the banana left your house
I wish today’s cartoons were as good as the best 90’s cartoons

 
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Granted, they are so good that people go crazy and pay over 1000000000$ to watch ten seconds, and realize they have no money and die of hunger.

I wish my corruptions were better.

 
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granted but you find no wishes
i wish for 42

 
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granted but your mind implodes from understanding the universe
i wish for the powers of wolverine

 
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Granted Metal blades shoot out of your fists and you bleed to death

I wish I was a God

 
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Granted, you’re the god of poop.

I wish for a lifetime supply of lasagna.

 
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Granted you drown in lasagne after your house is filled in it

I Wish I could teleport

 
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Granted, but Garfield ate them all.
I wish for Gangnam Style Nyan Cats!

 
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Granted, but that man in the sky has to kill them, seeing as they never should’ve existed.

I wish I could control my dreams without waking up.

 
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Granted but those dreams become nightmares

I wish for disney to stop trying to recruit kids who are musicians ( 15/16 of them aren’t good.)

 
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Granted, but Justin Bieber joins K-pop and the world ends soon after.
I wish for a ice cream cone with no ice cream.

 
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But Justin Bieber isn’t that bad, imo.

Granted, but the ice cream cone is an ice cream.

I wish for people to hate me, forever.

EDIT: Person below got ninja’d, Vote Jaskaran2000 for Pro ninja 2012.

 
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Granted, but it had ice cream in it before, and it is now soggy. Granted, they hate you so much that they kill you.

I wish for an unbroken jar of fermented ears.

(EDIT: FREAKING NINJAS, MAN. THEY COME FROM NOWHERE.)

 
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Granted, but the jar was sealed so tight that it had to be broken in order to get the fermented ears.
I wish for someone to ninja me.

 
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Originally posted by afklol:

Granted, but the jar was sealed so tight that it had to be broken in order to get the fermented ears.
I wish for someone to ninja me.

(I didn’t want to open it, so my wish is uncorrupted. YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!)

Granted, but their post is only seen for .0000000000000000000001 microseconds and then they delete it.

I wish that i had a TARDIS.

 
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Granted, but the Doctor stole (borrowed) it from you.

FTOYWDK, the TARDIS is not actually the Doctor’s.

I wish I could time travel without a TARDIS.

 
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granted but you cause a big rip in space witch kill’s you

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