Corrupt-a-Wish page 396

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Granted, you are too distracted by it at school and get a E- in your grades.

I wish for a flamethrower.

 
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granted: you are a flamethrower.

I wish that every person on earth would spontaneously begin changing into anthropomorphic frogs, thus preparing us all for rising seas.

 
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Granted, but you aren’t, so you drown.

I wish IE could be better

 
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Granted. Now you can install Chrome 2.3 times faster!

I wish I could wish for more wishes.

 
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Granted, they never come true.

I wish wishes come true.

 
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Granted but it is only wishes that do you harm.

I wish for a slightly larger larger pencil

 
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Granted, when you said “slightly”, it was Opposite Day. You get a tiny weeny pencil.

I wish for good wishes that help you to come true.

 
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Granted, they’re good wishes that come true.

Good for evulz.

I have no wishes that weren’t wished before. so no wishing.

 
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So… Do I wish?

I wish for the best car in the world.

 
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Granted, but you crash it within 1 minute of driving.
I with for a helicopter pad without a helicopter.

 
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Granted, but it is for toy helicopters, so it is super small.

I wish to be the deputy developer of Minecraft.

 
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Granted. You quit after seeing absolutely no effort in the next update.
I wish for a laser rifle.

 
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Granted, but you accidentally shot yourself.
I wish for a bubble gun.

 
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Granted. Every bubble that is fired from it saps some of your life. After firing a couple of bubbles, you fall over, dead.
I wish for a BB gun.

 
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Granted, you get a gun that shoots bees.

I wish for a good computer.

 
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granted but it lands o your head killing you

i wish you would click this http://www.kongregate.com/forums/2-off-topic/topics/301096-best-of-the-best-tv-2012-heats

 
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Granted. I don’t

I wish scorpion1m would stop spamming links on this page

 
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Granted, he stops and everyone else starts spamming links.

I wish I could think of a good wish.

 
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Granted, it’s good for every one of your worst enemies.

I wish for a giant robot.

 
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Granted, it rampaged Tokyo.

I wish for chocolate rain in which I die.

 
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Granted, You came back to life.

I wish for “Nothing” destroyed me.

 
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granted
i wish i was an admin

 
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Granted. You get banned by another admin. Admintroll.

I wish for a 200ml bottle of water.

 
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Granted, but your friend who is very thirsty as well drinks it while you are not looking.

I WISH MY INTERNET WAS NOT CAPPED! ARRGH.

 
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Granted. It’s now moved to Capital City to cause flame wars. And wrinkly women start killing hated doctors, fake iPads started to become needy to the 1 millonth person in town, and all the foxes are drinking “fire” with chrome, singing opera and getting hunted by a safari explorer wearing a tux. TOO MANY INTERNET PUNS.

I wish my puns were better than everyone so I can be PUNNY.