Corrupt-a-Wish page 397

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Granted, but your friend who is very thirsty as well drinks it while you are not looking.

I WISH MY INTERNET WAS NOT CAPPED! ARRGH.

 
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Granted. It’s now moved to Capital City to cause flame wars. And wrinkly women start killing hated doctors, fake iPads started to become needy to the 1 millonth person in town, and all the foxes are drinking “fire” with chrome, singing opera and getting hunted by a safari explorer wearing a tux. TOO MANY INTERNET PUNS.

I wish my puns were better than everyone so I can be PUNNY.

 
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Granted, you became puny because everyone got jealous and bullied you.
I wish for unlimited health.

 
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Granted, you also live forever.

I wish for anyone to do as I say.

 
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Granted, everyone will corrupt your commands.

I wish to know everything past, present, and future.

 
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Granted your mind becomes so overloaded with knowledge that your brain explodes

I wish I knew why 42 was the answer to the universe

 
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Granted, but your mind explodes because you have too much wisdom.

I wish there was no wars, and there are lots of families.

 
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granted, millions and millions and millions of families, out of which more than 2/3 of them had to live in water because there wasn’t enough land. And thus more than a million people died every month from drowning.

I wish for trees to be big and tall enough to fit a space elevator inside them

 
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Granted, they are as tall as Mount Everest, and occasionally fall on cities and completely destroy them.

I wish for a good wish.

 
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Granted, but the good wish is so good, that everyone gets jealous and kills you.

I wish for a new social network to pop up named “TwitFace”

 
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Granted, but it immediately is cancelled and the people working on it get arrested for being rude.

I wish there was a games website named Konger Games.

 
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Granted but it gets copyrighted and shuts down

I wish for an internet!

 
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Granted, you get really slow Internet.

I wish for fast Internet.

 
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Granted, but its so fast that your house explodes

I wish for a book!

 
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Granted, you get a book 1 pg long and the words are super small. You can’t even see the words.

I wish for a better typing speed.

 
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Granted, you get 10000000000000000000000 pop-ups per millisecond. You can’t even use the Internet.

 
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Originally posted by djrockstar:

Who cares if I can’t use the internet, I getz OVAR 9000 pop-ups which is what I wanted _

Waiting for you to edit in your wish.

Why do you want pop-ups? :P

 
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Originally posted by djrockstar:

Who cares if I can’t use the internet, I getz OVAR 9000 pop-ups which is what I wanted _

BITCH PLEASE

granted, used meme to edit your wish.

I wish for Godzilla in Tokyo only.

 
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Not granted
I wish for nothing

 
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Granted, gamera starts destroying america all over the place, OH MY GOD it’s awful. (intentionally bad writing)

I wish that anyone will really be far even as decide to use even go want to do look more like.

 
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Granted, the wish-fairies couldn’t understand you and thought you were saying you wanted yourself dead.

I wish the you is car me are the far is are a man.

 
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Granted. You are now Chinese that speaks Engrish. If you ARE Chinese, you are INSTEAD, an Eskimo.

I wish for my punny (funny) puns to make me NOT bullied (in any possible way, even Cyberbullying, trolls and sexting) and get all the girls and my future wife will be Bryci. (A PORN STAR.)

 
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Granted, your puns make you have LOTs AND LOTS of fans, and you can’t even get out the front door.

I wish my are is my tan kill me are a seed and me ask tool you is awesome.

 
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Granted. You get your tan that kills you as a seed and you said to me that i’m a lawnmower and IMA FIRIN MA LAZAR! BAAAARRRRGGGH!

I wish I was married to Bryci (a porn star.)

 
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Granted, you are. People now hate (love) you on the Internet.

I wish for a better computer and a better internet.