Corrupt-a-Wish page 399

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Originally posted by Mr_Someone:

Granted, but it ends up destroying the internet.

I wish for more thread activity.

granted but kong shuts down because of all the activity

i wish for people to like me on kong

 
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Granted, you are popular on Kong and less popular in real life.

I wish for my heater to fixed.

 
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Granted, it’s fixed but the electrician was kind and made it better. TOO much better.

I wish for great knowledge.

 
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Granted, but some scientists became jealous so they poisoned you.
I wish for a paper cut.

 
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Granted but you ran out of credit and cannot print anymore Bet you weren’t expecting this :)

I wish for a pineapple tomorrow with a straw in it.

 
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Granted, but it lands on your face and cuts up your face, and cuts up your eye in half.

I wish that iron man could actually act like an iron and iron my clothes :3

 
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Granted, but he irons them while you have them on, so…

I wish I had CHIPS!

 
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Granted, but you dropped them into a puddle of urine.
I wish every building burned down.

 
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Granted you have burnt your lego recreation of new york city. ……….nice

I wish that i was elected as president

 
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Granted, but you were assassinated in a few weeks.
I wish books never existed.

 
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Granted, you now have e-Books.

I wish for 100$

 
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Granted, but you got robbed.
I wish for no more natural disasters.

 
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Granted, there are now man-made disasters.

I wish to be the best person in each game.

 
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Granted you are now the best mario party player evar

I wish for a corruptable wish

 
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Granted, you get a corrupted wish about peace.

I wish to not get confused.

 
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Granted but you’ll be forever best friends with Patrick Star

I wish to have the courage to do a Leap of Faith like in Assassin’s Creed

 
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Granted, but your friends and family prevented you from doing so.
I wish for a pen without any ink.

 
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Granted,

(Sorry had to get a new pen it ran out of ink )

I wish for a dragon

 
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Granted, you get a dog named Dragon.
I wish for a #$#%@

 
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Granted, but it happens to be the magic password for the trapdoor that you are standing on

I wish for some logs

 
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Granted, but an arsonist set them on fire.
I wish for no more sunlight.

 
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Granted, you became blind

I wish that afklol stops posting as soon as i finished with one post. :)

 
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Granted, but I mess up the rules and don’t wish for something.

 
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Granted, but an imposter with the same username and avatar took his place :D
I wish for a pen that never runs out of ink
I wish that guy never ninja’d me!

 
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(Afklol u ninja!)

Granted but its my pen Granted, You ninja someone else in the process and died a horrible death (in virtual reality simulation)

I wish for a peanut