Corrupt-a-Wish page 399

Granted, but when you wake up you suddenly realise its not real and commit suicide.

I wish for Kongregate to reach 100 million people registered.

Granted, but it ends up destroying the internet.

I wish for more thread activity.

Originally posted by Mr_Someone:

Granted, but it ends up destroying the internet.

I wish for more thread activity.

granted but kong shuts down because of all the activity

i wish for people to like me on kong

Granted, you are popular on Kong and less popular in real life.

I wish for my heater to fixed.

Granted, it’s fixed but the electrician was kind and made it better. TOO much better.

I wish for great knowledge.

Granted, but some scientists became jealous so they poisoned you.
I wish for a paper cut.

Granted but you ran out of credit and cannot print anymore Bet you weren’t expecting this :)

I wish for a pineapple tomorrow with a straw in it.

Granted, but it lands on your face and cuts up your face, and cuts up your eye in half.

I wish that iron man could actually act like an iron and iron my clothes :3

Granted, but he irons them while you have them on, so…

I wish I had CHIPS!

Granted, but you dropped them into a puddle of urine.
I wish every building burned down.

Granted you have burnt your lego recreation of new york city. ……….nice

I wish that i was elected as president

Granted, but you were assassinated in a few weeks.
I wish books never existed.

Granted, you now have e-Books.

I wish for 100$

Granted, but you got robbed.
I wish for no more natural disasters.

Granted, there are now man-made disasters.

I wish to be the best person in each game.

Granted you are now the best mario party player evar

I wish for a corruptable wish

Granted, you get a corrupted wish about peace.

I wish to not get confused.

Granted but you’ll be forever best friends with Patrick Star

I wish to have the courage to do a Leap of Faith like in Assassin’s Creed

Granted, but your friends and family prevented you from doing so.
I wish for a pen without any ink.

Granted,

(Sorry had to get a new pen it ran out of ink )

I wish for a dragon

Granted, you get a dog named Dragon.
I wish for a #$#%@

Granted, but it happens to be the magic password for the trapdoor that you are standing on

I wish for some logs

Granted, but an arsonist set them on fire.
I wish for no more sunlight.

Granted, you became blind

I wish that afklol stops posting as soon as i finished with one post. :)

Granted, but I mess up the rules and don’t wish for something.