Corrupt-a-Wish page 4

Granted, but the answer is wrong
I wish that my wishes didnt become corrupt

Granted, you soon get tired of all the good. things.

Granted,

I wish for a flying cow.

granted, your mom can now fly
i wish for clock

I wish for $1,000,000 now, in cash, nobody wants to steal it, it’s in my house and not on fire

Granted, but it is locked in a box that no one has the key to so you cannot spend it.

I wish for Ownership of Kongregate.

wish granted, but you were sold out by gamestop (like you didnt see that one coming)
I wish for a clock again, because no one gave me one last time!

Granted, but you have a clock with the word clock on it, but the L seems to have been destroyed.

I wish my internet would stop glitching up.

edit: Lol wut, you grated my wish?

Originally posted by uzzbuzz:

Granted, but you have a clock with the word clock on it, but the L seems to have been destroyed.

I wish my internet would stop glitching up.

edit: Lol wut, you grated my wish?

what are talking about???

wish granted, but your computer is now full of viruses
i wish for bacon

Lol nvm…
Granted, but you got so much and got diabetes.
I wish for some more decent songs on my ipod.

Granted, but decency is an opinion, so i used a 11 year-old girl’s opinion. I hope you like Justin Bieber!
I wish for a hand size rock that doesnt drop onto me or get thrown at me.

Damn it :(
Granted, but you lost it and now you have to get a new one.

I wish to destroy Vince from Slap-Chop

Granted, but he destroys you first
I wish for Zakhep to not wish anything

granted but zakhep2 brother will register on kongregate with the name (Zakhep3) and will wish for money again

i wish forum people on kongregate didnt screw all my topics by bad joking and arguing with eachother

Granted, but its all mathematical talk now

i was i could see through walls

you was next to bathroom and you saw your grandmother having a bath so you died

i wish i have 999999 wishes

granted but you have a wish overload destroying the universe and you with it

I wish for this wish to not be granted

Granted.
I wish I stopped falling off Phalanx.

Granted, you splat into the ground.

I wish for another wish.

Granted, but the other one is for you to fall off Phalanx- SPLAT!
I wish I had Shadow of the Colossus on my PS2.

go get it but it’s inside a safe to which the only key is inside your liver

I wish that no one would post after me

Granted, but it gets overwritten.

I wish for you.

Granted,but hes extremely violent
I wish for a perfectly normal cupcake

Granted, but you’re lactose intolerant.

I wish for you when you’re peaceful.

it’s perfectly normal but tasteless……

I wish for heaven to be in my pudding cup