Corrupt-a-Wish page 400

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Granted, but you choke on it and die.

I wish for a fast computer.

 
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Granted, but it explodes because of its excessive speed.
I wish for more people to get ninja’d!

 
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Granted, but they delete their posts so you never knew it happened.

I wish for a good president.

 
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Granted, but he gets corrupted after the first day

I wish for less ninjas and more parties

 
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Granted, but the president was only good for the first year in office. After that, the president became an evil tyrant that destroyed the nation
Granted, but the parties sucked because there were no ninjas.
I wish I was never ninja’d.

 
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Originally posted by afklol:

Granted, but the president was only good for the first year in office. After that, the president became an evil tyrant that destroyed the nation.
I wish for no more ______.

Granted, You got ninja’d in returned (PAYBACK!) Granted, but your wish got ninja’d

I wish for some parties to celebrate my ninja skillz

 
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Granted, but no one came to your parties.
I wish for no more ______.

 
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Originally posted by afklol:

Granted, but no one came to your parties.
I wish for no more ______.

Granted, you get -——————- instead

I wish for some peeps to join house of madness extravaganza (Don’t know who made it but seems like a cool tourney to join ;P )

 
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Granted, but the producers made a mistake and ordered a box of marshmallow peeps.
I wish for no more pollution.

 
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granted but the holes in the ozone layer are still there and the world endsand plants die as they take in
co2

i wish for Sodium chloride.

 
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Granted, but I’ll just give you a teeny tiny microscopic one.

I wish that I could divide by zero.

 
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Granted, but it caused havoc among mathematicians. As a result, math had to be eliminated from society.
I wish for unlimited wishes.

 
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granted but it rips a hole in time and space witch distory the world

i wish i could be a super hero

 
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Granted, but the have the lamest super power ever.
I wish this trend reaches 10,000 posts!

 
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Granted, but it will die at exactly 10,001 posts.

I wish to be the user that has the exact 10,000th post.

 
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granted but every person losers there fingers

i wish for people to stop lieing

 
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Granted, but since everyone told the truth, the death rate has increased 100 times.
I wish for ME and not REALinsanemonkey to be the user who makes the 10,000th post.

 
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Granted, but everyone tell everyone the truth about what they think of them, and some are really bad and so people go commit suicide and stuff. Let me tell you – it’s a pretty bad time.

I wish for people to learn how to spell.

EDIT: NINJA’d.

 
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granted but all you get for it is a lot of sheep

i wish for robot wars to be brought back

 
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Granted, but it was canceled again soon after.
I wish for a celebration for the 10,000th post!

 
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Granted, but you lose in it.

I wish I am not to be NINJA’d!

EDIT: DAMMIT I AM 10,001!!!!!

RAGEQUIT.

 
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granted but it explodes and kills you

i wish i could go back and froward in time

 
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Originally posted by REALinsanemonkey:

Granted, but you lose in it.

I wish I am not to be NINJA’d!

EDIT: DAMMIT I AM 10,001!!!!!

RAGEQUIT.

LOLOLOLOLOL

 
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Originally posted by afklol:
Originally posted by REALinsanemonkey:

Granted, but you lose in it.

I wish I am not to be NINJA’d!

EDIT: DAMMIT I AM 10,001!!!!!

RAGEQUIT.

LOLOLOLOLOL

No seriously, I ragequit.
I don’t even like this game. ;)

 
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Originally posted by REALinsanemonkey:
Originally posted by afklol:
Originally posted by REALinsanemonkey:

Granted, but you lose in it.

I wish I am not to be NINJA’d!

EDIT: DAMMIT I AM 10,001!!!!!

RAGEQUIT.

LOLOLOLOLOL

No seriously, I ragequit.
I don’t even like this game. ;)

D: AWWWW NOO DON’T GO!

Originally posted by scorpion1m:

granted but it explodes and kills you

i wish i could go back and froward in time

Granted, but you altered the course of history. Germany won WWII so everyone became Nazis.
I wish REALinsanemonkey stayed in this forum game!