Corrupt-a-Wish page 401

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Originally posted by afklol:
Originally posted by REALinsanemonkey:
Originally posted by afklol:
Originally posted by REALinsanemonkey:

Granted, but you lose in it.

I wish I am not to be NINJA’d!

EDIT: DAMMIT I AM 10,001!!!!!

RAGEQUIT.

LOLOLOLOLOL

No seriously, I ragequit.
I don’t even like this game. ;)

D: AWWWW NOO DON’T GO!

Whatever. Also, don’t post off-topic.

Originally posted by scorpion1m:

granted but it explodes and kills you

i wish i could go back and froward in time

Granted, but you go back in time and accidentally land on yourself and kill them dead, and so you cease to exist and so you can’t go back in time to kill yourself, and so you never died, and so really, nothing ever happened.

Unless you count that huge paradox you made.

I wish I wasn’t dead.

EDIT:

STOP NINJA-ING ME. IT’S ANNOYING.

 
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Granted, but you were never dead to begin with so your wish was invalid.
I wish REALinsanemonkey to stop getting ninja’d. xD

 
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Granted. A real insane monkey in a ninja costume is now trying to get at you.

I wish for a turtle.

 
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Granted, but it always hides inside its shell.
I wish for soda that never loses its fizz.

 
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Granted, but it turns out to be acid specifically designed to kill organic things that is colored like soda, and you drink it.

I wish for Brain Bleach to be a real-life product.

 
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I could delete one of my earlier posts to make RIM’s post the 10,000th.

EDIT: There. Done. Trololo @afklol

Granted, but a huge scam happens and nothing is sold in the brain bleach bottles. The government never finds out about this scam.

I wish for blakzer to get laid.

 
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Granted, but it get laid in the sense that someone lay it down.

I wish for a cuddle partner.

 
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Granted, but you’re cuddle partner is a terrorist.

I wish for seeing through clothes power.

 
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Granted, but you accidentally used it on your mom. You were traumatized by it forever.
I wish to be eaten by a dinosaur.

 
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Granted, but you get hit by a laser beam before being dino-chow.

I wish for nothing.

 
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Granted. You lose all of your senses. Now you can’t feel pain, you can’t feel anything. You don’t even realize that someone is knifing you, in the back.
You die.
I wish for a tank.

 
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Granted. The tank falls right on you. Enjoy the tank!
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Granted, but you only get it if you improve your grammar.
I wish for a cup of coffee.

 
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Granted. You get the ability to type……badly.
I wish for a nuke.

 
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Granted, you “nuked” in the restroom.
I wish for all wishes to come true.

 
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Granted. The first wish to come true was for people to quit wishing for wishes.

I wish for food.

 
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Granted, but you forgot where you hid it.
I wish for a free Netflix account that never expires.

 
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Granted, but all the movies are in Russian and you had a… unsettling experiance with russians that you swore never to hear any again.

I wish to divide by zero.

 
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Granted, but through the process, you created a black hole that instantly caused Earth to vanish.
I wish RokRokRok updated Sky Raid at 10000000x efficiency!

 
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Granted, but the updates become so vauge that they are unreadable.

I wish for Pizza!

 
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Granted, but it was for me :) Mmmmm pizza!
I wish for FelineForumer to become CanineForumer.

 
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Originally posted by afklol:

Granted, but it was for me :) Mmmmm pizza!
I wish for FelineForumer to become CanineForumer.

Granted, but your name is changed to atkeyboardlol

I wish that Monday was part of the weekend

 
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Granted, but there was still school on Monday.
I wish for no more greedy people.

 
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Originally posted by afklol:

Granted, but there was still school on Monday.
I wish for no more greedy people.

Granted, but there would be many more lazy people.

I wish for Steve Jobs to come back to Earth and save Apple .___.

 
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Granted, but he came back as a mindless zombie and ruined Apple.
I wish for everyone to sing while they talk.