Corrupt-a-Wish page 406

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Granted, but you tripped and hit your head. As a result, you had amnesia and forgot the meaning of life.
I wish for prosperity.

 
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Granted. It’s just not for you.

I wish for misery upon myself.

 
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Originally posted by Zakhep2:
Originally posted by Zakhep2:

granted but they are now extinct

I wish for $1,000,000 now, in cash, nobody wants to steal it, it’s in my house, It’s not on fire, not in any way inaccessible to me, is real, is visible, I won’t die, I’m not hungry and it’s not wet

Granted.
But the whole world becomes Japanese so dollars are useless.

 
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Originally posted by Rosate:

Granted. It’s just not for you.

I wish for misery upon myself.

Granted.
But you become happy before you become miserable.
I wish for a cake.

 
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Granted, but it is a lie (Lol, noob mistake, bro)

I wish for a real, flawless cake of Smiting 345

 
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Granted for a second, but it is taken because you used a corruption that has already been used 39 times. (Fell into my trap)
I wish Rosate’s name was changed to Rosate.

 
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Originally posted by afklol:

Granted, but you tripped and hit your head. As a result, you had amnesia and forgot the meaning of life.
I wish for prosperity.

Granted, but the prosperity cause me to remember the meaning of life.
I wish for Rosate’s name to be changed to Rosate.

 
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Granted, but since you misspelled his name in the wish, nothing happens.

I wish UmbraCanis would edit his posts.

 
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Granted. But I lied.
I wish my username was UmbraCanis.

 
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Granted, but a forced meme involving that name forms and people hate anyone with names having to do with that forced meme (that would include you)

I wish I didn’t have to do science fair.

 
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Originally posted by gamelover13:

Granted, but a forced meme involving that name forms and people hate anyone with names having to do with that forced meme (that would include you)

I wish I didn’t have to do science fair.

Granted. Now you have to do it twice.
I wish my wish didn’t get corrupted.

 
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Not granted! Have a nice day sir!

 
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I wish DannyDaNinja had granted UmbraCanis’ wish

 
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Your wish has been granted. As such, the wish has been granted, and he got nothing as such, if a wish is to be corrupted, it has to be corrupted.

I wish for free goo for everyone.

 
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Granted, a whole heap, and then the goo eats everyone.

I wish for granted.

 
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Acknowledged
I wish for the human race to be conquered by aliens.

 
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Granted, they later execute all of humanity, including you.

I wish the world wouldn’t be destroyed.

 
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Granted, but every living organism on Earth died.
I wish for no consquences.

 
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Consquences are both good and bad, so your wish is nullified.

I wish for a giant taco.

 
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Granted, but it SPLATted you. Now you’re just a splat of organs and blood and skin and bone and fat and stuff you ate and muscles and lots of things.

Iwishmyspacebarworkedagain.

 
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Granted, but for some odd reason it only works when you are asleep.
I wish for a glass of milk.

 
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stuck there for rest of life
i wish i was dead

 
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it only works while asleep
i wish to die

 
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Granted, but you become a zombie and you cant die.
i wish for Chuck Norris to go on a rampage.

 
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Granted, but it had lasted for a second.
I wish JeromeTigers had not granted his own wish.