Corrupt-a-Wish page 407

granted but you die

i wish to die a horrible death

Granted but you do not feel the horrors of it
I wish for a pet dragon

Granted, but as it isn’t house trained it runs away and doesn’t come back. :(
I wish for something.

Granted, but what you get is air, so in a sense, you get nothing
I wish that I didn’t have to take piano lessons

Granted, but you get suspended for a decade.
I wish i had 12 fingers

Granted, but the extra fingers are so short they’re useless
I wish for 10,000 fake gold coins.

Granted, There 10,000 Real Coins
I Wish For Nothing And Something

Granted, but that something is a bomb.
I wish i had 12 fingers that are normal sized

Granted btu tThe fingers will choke you I wish my wish isnt corrupted

Granted, your wish is nt corrupted.
I wish for a magical broom.

Granted, but the magical broom is a cannibal very prone to hallucination, and sees you as another magical broom.

I wish for someone to delete System32, and said person is not me.

Granted, your friend was messing with your computer and accidentally deleted System32.

I wish for a loyal chainsaw wielding bear that can also play the piano WITH a chainsaw.

Granted but he gets bored and kills you instead.
I wish for Mashed potato

Granted but it turns out as a twice baked potato.I wish I got 2 wishes.

Granted, but both wishes do nothing since I can’t understand you.

I wish for a box.

Granted but you get buried alive in the box and die of suffocation in the box.I wish I was invisible.

Granted, but that tank didn’t see you, and you are now just roadkill.

I wish for a smaller box.

Granted, but you are too big to fit in the box.
I wish for a Mountain Dew Pitch Black.

Granted, but it`s empty and, in case you aspire to get refills, leaks

I wish for infinite energy

Granted but then you use it and Dark Wizards reflect it effectlively incinerating you.I wish for the best cup of tea in the world.

Being the only cup of tea on Earth, “best cup” has no limitations on definition. Having no referential contrast, I give you tea composed of H022 (and you die).

I wish for the capability to derive all my chemical and/or biological sustenance from air intake

Granted but you inhale too much uranium and die instantly.I wish I was Batman.

Granted. You grew up without the comfort of family and developed in the circumstances of an orphanage. depressed, you are held in high-esteem by others, but, you are at the brink of denying the world the relieving of bereft. You commit suicide immediately after becoming Batman who was already in the act of penetrating his heart with the tip of a poison-edged spearhead.

I wish for an orange

Granted, but it’s an orange-colored lemon/lime hybird.

I wish for the tiniest violin in the multiverse.

Granted, but its smaller then a atom.
I wish i had 12 fingers that i can all controll just like any other human fingers.