Corrupt-a-Wish page 408

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Granted, but you also have no mouth, and you must scream.

I wish for a hat.

 
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Granted but it doesn’t fit.

I wish all the bronies were dead.

 
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Granted, but you liked them.

I wish for a speck of dust.

 
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Grantedbut it

 
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Grows to massive size and kills u.I wish for all the gold in the space time continium.

 
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Granted, but you telport into space 50 miles away from it and your head explodes.
I wish i had a longer penis

 
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Granted but you are 7 so everyone laughs at you
I wish for a flying cat

 
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Granted but it stabs you in the heart with its claws.
I wish i had my body, and a 3 inch longer penis (id be a 7 incher)

 
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Granted but you immidiatly die of suspicious circumstances afterwards
I wish for a pizza that talked to me

 
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Granted but it eats you.I wish I had a endless bottle of vannila the filled itself back up.

 
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Granted, but it flew away.
I wish that the endless bottle of vanilla flew into the sun.

 
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Granted, but it caused a worldwide darkness.
I wish for work hours whenever I wanted them.

 
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Granted, but You always want them!
I wish it wasn’t cold here.

 
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Granted, but the temperature became so hot that you died from heat stroke.
I wish for a pain pill without any negative side effects.

 
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Granted, but it negates emotional pain too and you become a heartless android
I wish for a knife

 
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Granted but it kills you.I wish for some C4.

 
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Granted, but it blows up as soon as you get it.

I wish for a piece of gold.

 
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It was a piece of lead that was radiated so much it has turned gold. (It has happened…)
It holds too much radiation to get near without any bad effects.

I wish for biscuits.

 
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Granted, but they are expired.
I wish for FelineForumer to make more posts :D

 
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Granted. One more post!
Soon to be deleted.

I wish for world happiness! =D

 
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Granted but soon there is change and it turns evil again.It also kills you.I wish for a endless bottle of coca cola.

 
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Granted, but you leave it open and it soon fills your house/cave/dwelling/wherever you live, and you drown.

I wish for a cow.

 
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Granted, but milk started coming out of it and it flooded the paddocks and it drowned.

I wish for a purple cat.

 
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Granted, but it’s purple because it’s coated in nitrogen triiodide.

I wish for the ability to teleport to Australia.

 
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w…w…what ;-;

Granted, but you got an overly attached wife.

I wish for pie and chocolate to grieve my dead purple cat. ;-;