Corrupt-a-Wish page 408

Granted, but your hands get chopped off, making them useless.

I insert wish for nowaitforme102’s severed hands.

Granted, but i rob you and get my hands back on.
I wish i had no arms.
Inb4 graintid butt ue haiuv for armz

Granted, but you also have no mouth, and you must scream.

I wish for a hat.

Granted but it doesn’t fit.

I wish all the bronies were dead.

Granted, but you liked them.

I wish for a speck of dust.

Grantedbut it

Grows to massive size and kills u.I wish for all the gold in the space time continium.

Granted, but you telport into space 50 miles away from it and your head explodes.
I wish i had a longer penis

Granted but you are 7 so everyone laughs at you
I wish for a flying cat

Granted but it stabs you in the heart with its claws.
I wish i had my body, and a 3 inch longer penis (id be a 7 incher)

Granted but you immidiatly die of suspicious circumstances afterwards
I wish for a pizza that talked to me

Granted but it eats you.I wish I had a endless bottle of vannila the filled itself back up.

Granted, but it flew away.
I wish that the endless bottle of vanilla flew into the sun.

Granted, but it caused a worldwide darkness.
I wish for work hours whenever I wanted them.

Granted, but You always want them!
I wish it wasn’t cold here.

Granted, but the temperature became so hot that you died from heat stroke.
I wish for a pain pill without any negative side effects.

Granted, but it negates emotional pain too and you become a heartless android
I wish for a knife

Granted but it kills you.I wish for some C4.

Granted, but it blows up as soon as you get it.

I wish for a piece of gold.

It was a piece of lead that was radiated so much it has turned gold. (It has happened…)
It holds too much radiation to get near without any bad effects.

I wish for biscuits.

Granted, but they are expired.
I wish for FelineForumer to make more posts :D

Granted. One more post!
Soon to be deleted.

I wish for world happiness! =D

Granted but soon there is change and it turns evil again.It also kills you.I wish for a endless bottle of coca cola.

Granted, but you leave it open and it soon fills your house/cave/dwelling/wherever you live, and you drown.

I wish for a cow.

Granted, but milk started coming out of it and it flooded the paddocks and it drowned.

I wish for a purple cat.