Corrupt-a-Wish page 411

Granted, but the “i” gets enraged that it is not a capital, and kills the :D brutally.

I wish for an adventure where I don’t die at the end.

Granted, but you were put in permanent stasis.
I wish for a chocolate chip cookie!

Originally posted by afklol:

Granted, but you were put in permanent stasis.
I wish for a chocolate chip cookie!

Granted but it is a mile wide and it falls from the sky and crushes you.
I wish this text was not bold.

Granted. But the textile broke and then suddenly everything you started saying was in bold and you couldn’t fix it.

I wish I had a fluffy bunny. :3

granted but it’s head fell off

i wish for a better wish

Granted, but the person granting you a wish played a prank on you and gave you a stupid wish!

I wish for a wish that nobody in the whole entire world can destroy!

Granted, but it is to cause whatever animal you like the most to become extinct.

I wish for penguins.

Granted, but they die the next day :(
I wish for amazing drawing skills

Granted, but only when underwater. You also get super drowning skills.

I wish for zombie penguins that don’t attack me and don’t need to be fed.

Granted,but they start a zombie apocalypse and you are the only survivor
I wish for Invincibility

granted but you are put into a permanent stasis when you next age
I wish for moar chocolate

Granted, but you eat too much and you teeth fall out.
I wish for a normal speck of sand thats so small it kill anything.

Granted, but with the help of the letter s, the apostrophe forces you to inhale it. The speck of sand is then lost forever.

I wish for no zombies.

Granted demons come and kill you
I WISH I DID’T HAVE THE POWER OF CAPs LOCK!!!!!!!!

EDIT: forget that wish

I wish to be a robot

Originally posted by doomedis:

Granted demons come and kill you
I WISH I DID’T HAVE THE POWER OF CAPs LOCK!!!!!!!!

EDIT: forget that wish

I wish to be a robot

Granted. But then robots are made illegal and you are destroyed.
I wish doomedis was doomedis.

Granted, but his grammar is so terrible it somehow destroys the universe.

I wish for a grammar nazi to force doomedis, nowaitforme102, and VoodooCoffeeGuy off these forums by IP muting them on the forums.

Granted, but then everyone stopped using forums altogether because of that.

I wish for THE LEMON!

Granted, but you quickly discover that it is only a lemon, not the lemon, and accidentally get some juice in your eye.
I wish for world domination.

granted but the world self destructs

i wish for a letter o to appear

Granted, but it’s really a giant tire that weighs 1 ton. It also lands on you.

I wish for a cardboard box small enough only my head can fit in it.

granted, but then it grew moldy, and your head grew moldy and you died.
i wish for 2 lifetime supplies of healthy, nothing-wrong-with-it, very tasty candy that is not poisoned so that i can share with me bro.

Granted, but it’s made out of iron, to “promote” a healthy lifestyle. Enraged, your bro punches all your teeth out, and they never grow back.

I wish for a Metal Gear Robot.

Granted, but the AI steps on you upon spawning.
I wish for a shark with freakin’ lazors attached to it’s head.

It’s a dead shark with lazors attached to its head and the lazors are broken

I wish for baby penguin

Granted, but it turns out that the baby had previously been adopted by a pair of ostriches. Their beaks are sharp, so you should run.

I wish for a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.