Corrupt-a-Wish page 411

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Originally posted by afklol:

Granted, but you were put in permanent stasis.
I wish for a chocolate chip cookie!

Granted but it is a mile wide and it falls from the sky and crushes you.
I wish this text was not bold.

 
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Granted. But the textile broke and then suddenly everything you started saying was in bold and you couldn’t fix it.

I wish I had a fluffy bunny. :3

 
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granted but it’s head fell off

i wish for a better wish

 
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Granted, but the person granting you a wish played a prank on you and gave you a stupid wish!

I wish for a wish that nobody in the whole entire world can destroy!

 
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Granted, but it is to cause whatever animal you like the most to become extinct.

I wish for penguins.

 
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Granted, but they die the next day :(
I wish for amazing drawing skills

 
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Granted, but only when underwater. You also get super drowning skills.

I wish for zombie penguins that don’t attack me and don’t need to be fed.

 
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Granted,but they start a zombie apocalypse and you are the only survivor
I wish for Invincibility

 
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granted but you are put into a permanent stasis when you next age
I wish for moar chocolate

 
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Granted, but you eat too much and you teeth fall out.
I wish for a normal speck of sand thats so small it kill anything.

 
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Granted, but with the help of the letter s, the apostrophe forces you to inhale it. The speck of sand is then lost forever.

I wish for no zombies.

 
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Granted demons come and kill you
I WISH I DID’T HAVE THE POWER OF CAPs LOCK!!!!!!!!

EDIT: forget that wish

I wish to be a robot

 
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Originally posted by doomedis:

Granted demons come and kill you
I WISH I DID’T HAVE THE POWER OF CAPs LOCK!!!!!!!!

EDIT: forget that wish

I wish to be a robot

Granted. But then robots are made illegal and you are destroyed.
I wish doomedis was doomedis.

 
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Granted, but his grammar is so terrible it somehow destroys the universe.

I wish for a grammar nazi to force doomedis, nowaitforme102, and VoodooCoffeeGuy off these forums by IP muting them on the forums.

 
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Granted, but then everyone stopped using forums altogether because of that.

I wish for THE LEMON!

 
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Granted, but you quickly discover that it is only a lemon, not the lemon, and accidentally get some juice in your eye.
I wish for world domination.

 
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granted but the world self destructs

i wish for a letter o to appear

 
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Granted, but it’s really a giant tire that weighs 1 ton. It also lands on you.

I wish for a cardboard box small enough only my head can fit in it.

 
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granted, but then it grew moldy, and your head grew moldy and you died.
i wish for 2 lifetime supplies of healthy, nothing-wrong-with-it, very tasty candy that is not poisoned so that i can share with me bro.

 
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Granted, but it’s made out of iron, to “promote” a healthy lifestyle. Enraged, your bro punches all your teeth out, and they never grow back.

I wish for a Metal Gear Robot.

 
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Granted, but the AI steps on you upon spawning.
I wish for a shark with freakin’ lazors attached to it’s head.

 
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It’s a dead shark with lazors attached to its head and the lazors are broken

I wish for baby penguin

 
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Granted, but it turns out that the baby had previously been adopted by a pair of ostriches. Their beaks are sharp, so you should run.

I wish for a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

 
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You get it, but you are tortured between every other day of New Year’s and Christmas.

I wish for a Ostrich Killing Machine.

 
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Granted, but it somehow makes twice as many ostriches as it kills.

I wish for a boomerang.