Corrupt-a-Wish page 412

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You throw the boomerang, and it hits the President. The Secret Service kills you for attempted murder.

I WISH FOR AN OSTRICH GENOCIDE MACHINE!

 
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Granted, but what it actually does is send the ostriches back in time. Because of this, ostriches overpopulate and take over the world.

I wish Romney won the election of 2012.

 
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Granted, Romney won the Republican Primary Election of 2012.

I wish for cats to be even more cute and cuddly than they currently are.

 
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Granted their now cuter yet deadly

I wish i had the power of the caps locks

 
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granted but it crushes you

i wish for a ghost

 
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Granted, but you are the ghost. All the priests in the world are also trying to exorcise you.

I wish riddleschool never went to these forums.

 
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He lives in your house now.

I wish for a ostrich-killing disease to exterminate all ostriches.

 
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Originally posted by TheAznSensation:

He lives in your house now.

I wish for a ostrich-killing disease to exterminate all ostriches.

granted, but a new species they left behind, an ostrich version 2 is born and spread around the world.

i wish for a trash can that likes the man in the pajamas

 
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You get it, but it rapes the man in pajamas and writes a book called the Man in Pajamas which replaces the original version.

I wish the Ostrich Version 2 to DIE.

 
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Granted, but ostrich version 3 appeared and sought revenge.

I wish I had a beach ball

 
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(throws broken aluminum bat away, along with riddleschool’s corpse)

Granted, but in the spirit of ASDFMovie, you get crushed when you try to catch it, since perspective considered you smaller than what you really were.

I wish for a levitating bookcase.

 
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It falls on you and you die.

I wish for the complete extinction of all ostriches, ostrich species, ostrich descendants, ostrich ancestors, ostrich relatives, and anything ostrich-related.

 
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Granted, but for some reason, “ostrich-related” included you.

I wish for real music.

 
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You get it, but you are now deaf

I wish that all my ostrich-genes were purged

 
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Granted, but you also lose the warm-blood gene and freeze to death.

I wish that I wasn’t so lazy.

 
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granted, but you became a fitness freak and you were so active that your heart stopped from all the fitness stuff.
i wish to get kirby’s epic yarn for christmas.

 
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Granted, but you can’t play it.

I wish I always have enough energy to never have to sleep again.

 
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Granted, but you die from a lack of sleep.

I wish for SSB4.

 
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granted but it is stupid, useless and partilally destroyed
i wish for bl2

 
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granted, but it sucks so bad that you break.the disc

i wish for a nonraping trash can that likes the boy in the panda pajamas

 
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granted but the bin steals the pajamas making the boy no longer in his pjs.
i wish that batman was real

 
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Granted, but it’s just a person wearing a silly bat hat.

I wish Sales Man was a Mega Man Boss.

 
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He was a Mega Man Boss. But that was many years ago, and all versions including him as a boss have been destroyed.

I wish to be alive.

 
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Granted. You wake up in a hellish landscape. You get punished for mass murder. Welcome to hell!
I wish for pills.

 
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Granted, enjoy your cyanide pills!

I wish I could see into the future without going insane.