Corrupt-a-Wish page 414

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Granted, but it pecks your eyes out.

I wish Justin Bieber never became famous.

 
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Granted, but Usher finds another high-pitched Canadian boy, named Rustin Sieber.

I wish I could do a push-up.

 
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Granted, but you need the help of a robot.

I wish Usher never existed in the first place.

 
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granted, but there is another singer named usher that was exactly like him

i wish for a nice trash can that always loves the boy in the pajamas where the pajamas cant be separated from the boy and the trash can and the boy are forever together

 
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Granted. Together as in glued together. Also, the trash can is on fire.

I wish for no debt.

 
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granted debt collectors beat you to a bloody pulp

i wish to remove the justin bieber marathon from my tv without breaking it

 
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Granted, but you must now sacrifice your favorite video game console, and are completely unable to get another one.

I wish Mspeedy250 actually got the point of this thread.

 
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Granted, but she has brain damage, so she forgets 5 seconds later.

I wish for a brand new 3DS XL

 
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Granted, but like in the 3DS Trailer, you get sucked into the first game you play.

I wish my 3DS’s internet actually worked before the 3DS Ambassador program came into existence. Still feel cheated out of 100$ because of a software error.

 
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Granted but it breaks as soon as you get on and must pay for a new one.

 
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I wish RandomTurtle actually made a wish.

 
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granted and he wish’s for you to be kicked in the face.

Also i just won because i finally changed the TV channel with no reporcussions.

So my new wish sequence is to get a flying dog

I wish for a flying dog

 
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Granted, but it flies away.

I wish more people were polite.

 
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Granted, but those who aren’t corrected by the wish (myself included) become more prone to randomly insulting others, and insulting others to the point of hostility is no longer possible.

I wish for more adventuring time.

 
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Granted you are now a homeless person (adventuring the entire world)

I wish my flying dog came back

 
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Granted the flying dog came on your back.

I wish for me and the ostriches to be outside the skycastle.

 
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Granted but everything else is teleported into the castle expanding it and forcing you and the ostrich’s out of the unvierse causing you all to suffocate

I wish to clean up my (as turtle put it)" Dog Came" on my back

 
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Granted, but the only way for that “dog came” to get off your back is to be blasted by a tank, so you die because getting hit by a tank round hurts. A lot.
I wish for a nuke to fall on a white house.

 
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Granted, but someone painted your house white, and of all the white houses in the world, it falls on yours.

I wish for a solar powered tank.

 
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You get your solar powered tank. Unfortunately, it was designed without regard to the user. You enter it and have no idea what to press. So you start experimenting. After pressing a few buttons, you hear a big boom and your family’s voices saying “AAAAAAAAAAH.”
You killed your family.

I wish for the world to have a King.

 
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Granted. Your pet penguin doesn’t know how to rule people, so it gets killed by rebels.

 
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Originally posted by GotterakaThing:

Granted. Your pet penguin doesn’t know how to rule people, so it gets killed by rebels.

i wish mspeedy250 got the point of this thread

 
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Originally posted by GotterakaThing:

Granted. Your pet penguin doesn’t know how to rule people, so it gets killed by rebels.

THIS POST IS ILLEGAL BECAUSE YOU DID NOT INCLUDE A WISH THEREFORE THE GRANTING OF THE WISH HAS NOT OCCURRED. Since Mspeedy250 has expanded upon an illegal post, I must now take the responsibility of granting my own wish.

Granted, the King is my pet penguin and the only thing that happens wrong: He doesn’t get a crown.
But that’s ok.
I wish for the spelling of “water” to change.

 
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granted it is only changed to water with an invisible character at the end

i wished mspeedy250 got the point of this thread

 
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Granted. However I steal the point of the thread from mspeedy250.
I wish for a bomb.