Corrupt-a-Wish page 415

granted it is only changed to water with an invisible character at the end

i wished mspeedy250 got the point of this thread

Granted. However I steal the point of the thread from mspeedy250.
I wish for a bomb.

Granted, but it exploded before you got it.

I wish birds didn’t fly, and burrowed in the ground instead.

granted … your garden is now infested with lawn pigeons

I wish I was back to life and could not be killed

Granted, you come back as an invincible head that can’t do anything.

I wish to lead a revolution against the baby penguin.

Granted, but there are none.

I wish I could think of something to wish for.

Granted, you wasted 10 years of your life thinking.

I wish to overthrow the baby penguin.

Granted, however the supporters of the baby penguin lynched you.
I wish for a gyrojet.

not an answered question or a wish so i skip yours and do gotteraka’s

Granted but it is in your large intestines

I wish to have the rest of my body back and just as invincible as my head

That was a valid reply, I am allowed to say that.

So no.

Originally posted by Johanna_T:

That was a valid reply, I am allowed to say that.

So no.

Getting mixed up, eh?

Corrupt-a-wish and COKE MACHINE are different.

Granted, but your head was as invincible as foam.

I wish for a teddy bear to cuddle every night.

OH MY GOD I AM SO SORRY.

I’m getting everything mixed up today. <3

Granted but the teddy bear is an abusive lover.

Anyway i take y flying dog out for a walk since verythng is okay now

I WIN

I wish I could fly.

Granted, but you can’t stop flying upwards, and you can’t go sideways or downwards, and you fly right into the sun.

I wish that it’d snow outside already.

Granted you are buried in snow without a way out

Being as i was invincible i fly straight through the sun and keep going

I wish I was back on earth

Granted but since you are 5505 °C it causes the land tto melt and you are in a lava land.

I wish to attack lava land with an Invinceble ostrich army.

Granted but as it turns out there is another planet in the solar system covered in lava and you ae sent there

I wish i was back to body temprature

Granted. Your body temerature is 5505 °C. Therefore, your body temperature is brought down to exactly 5505 °C.

I wish that I could cast a spell that would bring the temperature around kingzak to absolute zero, thereby freezing him.

Granted but you have to stand next to him to cast it.

I wish I could invade lava land on earth.

Granted, but your not lavaproof and you melted.
I anti-wish i had no legs.

granted but they get chopped off

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZoxQ4Ul_DME
i wish it could be Christmas every day

Granted but everyone is poor from buying too many presents.

I wish to escape on a flying fish.

Granted, but when you ride it, you accidentally gain 100 meaningless points and plummet to your doom.

I wish for the letter K to appear out of nowhere.

Granted. A two-ton letter K drops from the sky and falls on you, crushing you under its weight.

I wish that I didn’t have a final exam in 25 minutes.

Granted it turned out your second to last exam.

I wish for chickens.