Corrupt-a-Wish page 418

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Granted, but my socks don’t ever attempt to eat me in the first place.

I wish various cloth products like shirts and towels attempted to eat people.

 
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they get stopped by the army

i wish i was like this person, http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&v=12PWq22E9CQ&NR=1

 
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Granted, but now you look like an idiot.

I wish I was funny.

 
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granted you can only make trollike jokes

I wish I was a pie

 
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granted, but you get burned and no one eats you.

I wish i had an xbox.

 
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granted, it has no hard drive: $999999999 extra

I wish for invisible pants

 
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Granted, but since they are invisible, you have to pay 60$ for every single “9” you ever used in your posts.

I wish I was a pie!

 
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Originally posted by blakzer:

Granted, but since they are invisible, you have to pay 60$ for every single “9” you ever used in your posts.

I wish I was a pie!

what if I am rich?
although, that is a lot of nines I do lts of cloning with nines
granted, but you get burned and no one eats you

I wish for invisible underwear

 
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granted but it makes everyone blind

i wish we could have a proper crimbo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqBF7TiyATo

 
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Granted, instead with had a MESSED up crimbo.

I wish for scorpion1m never to post again.

 
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Granted, but when he doesn’t post anymore, Kongregate isn’t satisfied with the post-count and closes down Kongregate.

I wish for a glass of pepsi.

 
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You get water…. LOLOLOL!!!!

I wish for a Jelly Fish from sponge bob.(I swear if that Jelly fish stings me >_>

 
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granted but it kills you

i wish for a girl friend who was hot

 
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Granted, sadly every woman on the planet died, but the UGLIEST one survived, making her the hottest woman on Earth. :p

I wish for a cannon.

 
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Granted, but the cannon blows you up and disappears immediately.

I wish for money that can’t be corrupted :)

 
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Granted, but you lost it.

I wish for the nicest bed ever.

 
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granted but it eats you

i wish for a good sleep

 
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Granted, but you slept for the rest of your life.

I wish for a pet dragon.

 
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Granted, but it cooked you up and ate you.

I wish for a glass of water.

 
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granted but it kills you

i wish for nothing

 
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You get something.

I wish for something and nothing combined!

 
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Granted, but you die.

wish for money that can’t be corrupted or lost.
 
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Granted, but it goes up in flames.

I wish for chicken nuggets.

 
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granted but there MacDonald’s ones

i wish for a pie

 
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Originally posted by scorpion1m:

granted but there MacDonald’s ones

McDonald’s chicken nuggets are awesome!!! ;( also wrong there you need they’re

granted but it is really fruitcake

I wish for fruitcake