Corrupt-a-Wish page 418

Granted but you fell on the ground and died.

I wish for socks

Granted but they eat you.
I wish your socks didn’t eat you.

Granted, but my socks don’t ever attempt to eat me in the first place.

I wish various cloth products like shirts and towels attempted to eat people.

they get stopped by the army

i wish i was like this person, http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&v=12PWq22E9CQ&NR=1

Granted, but now you look like an idiot.

I wish I was funny.

granted you can only make trollike jokes

I wish I was a pie

granted, but you get burned and no one eats you.

I wish i had an xbox.

granted, it has no hard drive: $999999999 extra

I wish for invisible pants

Granted, but since they are invisible, you have to pay 60$ for every single “9” you ever used in your posts.

I wish I was a pie!

Originally posted by blakzer:

Granted, but since they are invisible, you have to pay 60$ for every single “9” you ever used in your posts.

I wish I was a pie!

what if I am rich?
although, that is a lot of nines I do lts of cloning with nines
granted, but you get burned and no one eats you

I wish for invisible underwear

granted but it makes everyone blind

i wish we could have a proper crimbo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqBF7TiyATo

Granted, instead with had a MESSED up crimbo.

I wish for scorpion1m never to post again.

Granted, but when he doesn’t post anymore, Kongregate isn’t satisfied with the post-count and closes down Kongregate.

I wish for a glass of pepsi.

You get water…. LOLOLOL!!!!

I wish for a Jelly Fish from sponge bob.(I swear if that Jelly fish stings me >_>

granted but it kills you

i wish for a girl friend who was hot

Granted, sadly every woman on the planet died, but the UGLIEST one survived, making her the hottest woman on Earth. :p

I wish for a cannon.

Granted, but the cannon blows you up and disappears immediately.

I wish for money that can’t be corrupted :)

Granted, but you lost it.

I wish for the nicest bed ever.

granted but it eats you

i wish for a good sleep

Granted, but you slept for the rest of your life.

I wish for a pet dragon.

Granted, but it cooked you up and ate you.

I wish for a glass of water.

granted but it kills you

i wish for nothing

You get something.

I wish for something and nothing combined!

Granted, but you die.

Granted, but it goes up in flames.

I wish for chicken nuggets.