Corrupt-a-Wish page 419

granted but there MacDonald’s ones

i wish for a pie

Originally posted by scorpion1m:

granted but there MacDonald’s ones

McDonald’s chicken nuggets are awesome!!! ;( also wrong there you need they’re

granted but it is really fruitcake

I wish for fruitcake

granted but it had a bomb in it

i wish for pin

Granted, but you get pricked by it
I wish for that bomb before

granted but it is now slush

i wish http://www.kongregate.com/forums/2-off-topic/topics/316824-best-of-the-best-semi-final-music would get 1 millone posts

granted all of them were removed for spamming

I wish for an omlette

granted but if flies away

i wish for death to appear

granted, he eats your soul

I wish for a computer

Granted but its the first computer ever made.

I wish for a bottle of syrup.

Originally posted by ZombiestookmyTV:

Granted but its the first computer ever made.

probably still faster

granted, you are shrunk and fall into it

I wish for 3 wishes

Granted… But I only gave you one………

I wish for the latest THING this christmas.

Granted you got it a year late

I wish to trap a hot girl under misletoe

Granted, although the trap under the mistletoe was quite lethal. Congratulations on manslaughter my friend.

I wish I was as crafty as the Grinch.

Granted, but you also inherited all of his traits in the son that goes like- “Your a mean one, MR GRINCH!”

I wish for a pet fox.

granted but you run it over

i wish i could appear on robot wars with my own robot

Granted I have no idea what that it so you only daydreamed it

I wanna be famous (get the reference to the 2nd best show ever)

Granted but an assassin killed u
I wish i was a wizard

granted but I accidentally turn that word into 2 words making you a wiz’s ard

I wish mooning a fort did something

Granted, it got a an arrow up your anus.

I wish for Dove chocolate bar.

Granted,it tastes really,really bad.

I wish for a game

You got Duck Hunt for nintendo.

I wish for a pet rabbit.

granted but it gets eaten by a shark

i wish it was Christmas on thusday

Granted,but you got sick for no apparent reason for the WHOLE day.

I wish for a very awesome RPG games.

Granted, but on your way to your computer, you slipped and broke your neck, paralyzing you from the jaw down.

I wish I lived in a decent house.

Granted, you now have a shell for you to crawl inside in. Like snails.

I wish for an ostrich that I can ride.