Corrupt-a-Wish page 420

Granted,but it crushes you.

I wish for elemental power

Granted, but you only get fire and burn in flames.
I wish for _

You get nothing.

I wish I was the best Olympic athlete ever.

Granted – in spirit, but not physicality. See, you possess a relative superfluity of good nature and are the embodiment of optimism, but are sorely lacking in the department when it comes down to pure brawn and athletic substance. However, that shouldn’t bother you, since you always approach life in a positive light, even in the throes of death.

I wish for the ability to discern the future – to be prescient in all walks of life.

(I haven’t talked to you in a while)

Granted, but since you can alternate the future, life is not exciting for you anymore, knowing what will happen years from now will make you desperate to have it. Making you a very successful impatient man.

I wish for the best shower ever.

Granted, but it showers you with endless blisters of cold freezing water everywhere you go, making you unable to sleep and dies in the process of waking for 1337 hours.

I wish for a cake.

Granted,it tastes very bad.

I wish for a sword

granted but it chops your head off

i wish for ferry god parents

granted now you have two boats as parents
i wish for immortality

Originally posted by milwin:

granted now you have two boats as parents
i wish for immortality

Granted,but it just for 1 second.

I wish for a MMO games

Granted but you die upon recieving it. I wish for ultimate unchallenged control of the internet.

granted but it gets banned

i wish for time travel

Granted, but you can only time travel once for one second in the past or future.

I wish for nothing.

Granted, you proceed to lose everything you have in your life, your body starts to disintegrate as you hear voices in your head saying, “Ya done goof’d”.

I wish for a new username.

Granted, your new name remains as ‘JayZeeM50one’.

I wish that the next poster would wish for something that’ll knock the hell out of it/him/her/she/he.

Granted, a priest knocks out all the evil and hellish spirits out of me. I go paradise when I die.

I wish the next poster would wish for something that’ll knock the intestines out of it/him/her/she/he.

granted but it fails

i wish for games to be real

Granted. But shit just got real so you become too busy fapping and forget to eat.
I wish I wasn’t me.

Granted, you are me (probably the worst player of shooters in the universe)

I wish I was allergic to pie

Granted, but you are surrounded by pies, tantalized by that you cannot have.
I wish for controllable, non-spontaneous, time-travel that goes both forward and backward, AND agelessness.

Granted, but the radiation generated from the time jumps kill you.

I wish I was immune to radiation.

Granted, you are now blind, seeing as visible light is a form of electromagnetic radiation.
I wish that the world’s end shall be caused by videogames.

granted but you die

i wish for a kangaroo

Granted,it bites you all the time.

I wish for an EMP

Granted, but the radiation from the EMP kills you.
I wish for this wish to not be corrupted.