Corrupt-a-Wish page 421

granted but it is because you are in love with Katy Perry and think the whole world should hear her music

I wish I had the powers of Chuck Norris

Granted, but you disintegrate because only Chuck Norris can have the powers of Chuck Norris.

I wish for more parsley.

you get parsley but its poisond
i wish for video games that are good
lol

You get duck hunt, one of the best video games from the 90’s.

u get nothing cuz lol
i wish for king of wrold
lol

You get assasinated.
I wish for me to stopchoking on my own saliva when i sleep.

u do but ur allergic to not choking on saliva then u die lol
i wish for magic that makes me invincible
lol

Granted,but somehow there was an EMP wave that destroys your magic.

I wish for a peaceful world

granted it is a world with no life so nothing moves

I wish for money in large amounts

Granted but you get arrested for counterfeiting.

I wish I no longer needed sleep and could stay up without fatigue.

Granted, how ever the government want to figure out how you can stay up like that and disect your brain. I wish for a jelly fish.

You get a jellyfish. It is made of jelly and looks like a fish.
I wish no one would grant this wish.

That was not a wish, so its ungrantable.

I wish for some gum.

granted, it is hard as rocks

I wish for soup

You get your soup, but realising that the wish was useless, you spill your soup while being angry at not making a better wish.
I wish for a sword of dark energy.

granted, but it absorbs you in the process of holding it.
I wish to earn every achievement in kongregate.

granted but you get bored after you complete everything and kill yourself

i wish for not alot

Wish granted, but not a lot soon becomes nothing.
I wish for ULTIMATE WORLD DOMINATION.

The world is 4 centimetres in diameter.

I wish for slender to kill who ever spams.

granted but he kills you

i wish for someone to kill jedwood

Gedwood gets killed then his ghost haunts you.

I wish for 1000 wishes

Granted,you wish for 1000 nothing wishes.

I wish for a gun

Granted, but it frequently jams, and randomly goes off at bad times.

I wish for a pet raccoon that wears a cute top hat, monocles, and drinks tea.

Granted, but it also pirates software under your identity in his spare time.

I wish for a xylophone.