Corrupt-a-Wish page 421

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you get parsley but its poisond
i wish for video games that are good
lol

 
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You get duck hunt, one of the best video games from the 90’s.

 
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u get nothing cuz lol
i wish for king of wrold
lol

 
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You get assasinated.
I wish for me to stopchoking on my own saliva when i sleep.

 
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u do but ur allergic to not choking on saliva then u die lol
i wish for magic that makes me invincible
lol

 
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Granted,but somehow there was an EMP wave that destroys your magic.

I wish for a peaceful world

 
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granted it is a world with no life so nothing moves

I wish for money in large amounts

 
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Granted but you get arrested for counterfeiting.

I wish I no longer needed sleep and could stay up without fatigue.

 
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Granted, how ever the government want to figure out how you can stay up like that and disect your brain. I wish for a jelly fish.

 
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You get a jellyfish. It is made of jelly and looks like a fish.
I wish no one would grant this wish.

 
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That was not a wish, so its ungrantable.

I wish for some gum.

 
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granted, it is hard as rocks

I wish for soup

 
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You get your soup, but realising that the wish was useless, you spill your soup while being angry at not making a better wish.
I wish for a sword of dark energy.

 
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granted but you get bored after you complete everything and kill yourself

i wish for not alot

 
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Wish granted, but not a lot soon becomes nothing.
I wish for ULTIMATE WORLD DOMINATION.

 
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The world is 4 centimetres in diameter.

I wish for slender to kill who ever spams.

 
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granted but he kills you

i wish for someone to kill jedwood

 
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Gedwood gets killed then his ghost haunts you.

I wish for 1000 wishes

 
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Granted,you wish for 1000 nothing wishes.

I wish for a gun

 
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Granted, but it frequently jams, and randomly goes off at bad times.

I wish for a pet raccoon that wears a cute top hat, monocles, and drinks tea.

 
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Granted, but it also pirates software under your identity in his spare time.

I wish for a xylophone.

 
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granted it blew up of old age before you even used it and you spelled it wrong

I swish for a grammaphone

 
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Not granted, since you “swished” for a grammaphone.
I wish for nothing.

 
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Granted. You get nothing! You are nothing!
I wish for a better computer.

 
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granted it has a bonus time bomb

I pwish for a time bomb