Corrupt-a-Wish page 422

granted it blew up of old age before you even used it and you spelled it wrong

I swish for a grammaphone

Not granted, since you “swished” for a grammaphone.
I wish for nothing.

Granted. You get nothing! You are nothing!
I wish for a better computer.

granted it has a bonus time bomb

I pwish for a time bomb

You go insane and commit suicide due to insanity, because you are unable to “pwish” for anything.

I wish efar never even visted Kongregate in the first place.

granted There are no continuous threads left because I revived many of them

I qish for Darth Vader to be my servant

Wish granted, but he betrays you.

I wish my computer could run a simple Flash game.

Granted, but the Flash game you first play on your computer has a virus. :3

I wish… for chicken nuggets.

Granted but they were the size of an atom.

I wish for somebody to ask me a question.

granted but you come out with the wrong reply

i wish for better

it is not a thing so nothing happens

I fish I could spell “wish” rightly

Granted, but the shark you fished up suddenly gains the ability to fly through air and breathe oxygen, and kills you. It then peacefully lives out the rest of its life, as a loan shark.

I wish efar didn’t constantly dampen my intelligence.

I wish i had 1’000 Sprites!:D

Granted, but they make you sick.
I wish Jakob17awsome granted blakzer’s wish.

Wish granted, he used another forum.
I wish for a very dangerous pet dragon.

Granted, but he kills all of your loved ones.

I wish humans didn’t have to sleep.

granted, instead they have to cry

I wish for a magic flying shark that won’t kill me

Granted, but it’ll die if exposed to direct sunlight. Or moonlight. Or any kind of light for that matter.

And you can’t use night vision goggles either; they won’t work around magic sharks.

I wish for a new form of rock.

granted it is upsidaisum an anit-gravity rock

I wish for less boredom

granted but you still ill yourself

i wish citv was 30 years old last friday

If you didn`t mistype city

Granted, now all other channels are much younger and show only MLP (not hater).

I wish I could Get PewDiePie`s headphones.

Granted, but it’s not his anymore, and PewDie promptly buys new, better ones…

I wish for the ability to communicate with computers.

Granted,but the computer teases you all the time.

I wish for a nuke

granted but it blows up in your face

i wish for 42

You get the question of the life, universe and everything. However, it is far too much info for your tiny brain and you die.
I wish for supa-nunchucks