Corrupt-a-Wish page 422

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You go insane and commit suicide due to insanity, because you are unable to “pwish” for anything.

I wish efar never even visted Kongregate in the first place.

 
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granted There are no continuous threads left because I revived many of them

I qish for Darth Vader to be my servant

 
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Wish granted, but he betrays you.

I wish my computer could run a simple Flash game.

 
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Granted, but the Flash game you first play on your computer has a virus. :3

I wish… for chicken nuggets.

 
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Granted but they were the size of an atom.

I wish for somebody to ask me a question.

 
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granted but you come out with the wrong reply

i wish for better

 
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it is not a thing so nothing happens

I fish I could spell “wish” rightly

 
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Granted, but the shark you fished up suddenly gains the ability to fly through air and breathe oxygen, and kills you. It then peacefully lives out the rest of its life, as a loan shark.

I wish efar didn’t constantly dampen my intelligence.

 
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I wish i had 1’000 Sprites!:D

 
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Granted, but they make you sick.
I wish Jakob17awsome granted blakzer’s wish.

 
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Wish granted, he used another forum.
I wish for a very dangerous pet dragon.

 
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Granted, but he kills all of your loved ones.

I wish humans didn’t have to sleep.

 
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granted, instead they have to cry

I wish for a magic flying shark that won’t kill me

 
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Granted, but it’ll die if exposed to direct sunlight. Or moonlight. Or any kind of light for that matter.

And you can’t use night vision goggles either; they won’t work around magic sharks.

I wish for a new form of rock.

 
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granted it is upsidaisum an anit-gravity rock

I wish for less boredom

 
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granted but you still ill yourself

i wish citv was 30 years old last friday

 
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If you didn`t mistype city

Granted, now all other channels are much younger and show only MLP (not hater).

I wish I could Get PewDiePie`s headphones.

 
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Granted, but it’s not his anymore, and PewDie promptly buys new, better ones…

I wish for the ability to communicate with computers.

 
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Granted,but the computer teases you all the time.

I wish for a nuke

 
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granted but it blows up in your face

i wish for 42

 
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You get the question of the life, universe and everything. However, it is far too much info for your tiny brain and you die.
I wish for supa-nunchucks

 
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Granted, but they turn out to be ACME and they explode as you touch them

I wish a genie

 
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I’m using google translate btw. Did you mean “I wish a genie would kill me, eat my family and damn my spirit to hell”? It is granted. :3
I wish for a pony

 
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Granted, but it tips over with a banana peel and dies

I wish for Nutella

 
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You get a nutty ella. She’s a girl who really loves knives….
I wish for money