Corrupt-a-Wish page 423

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Granted, but they turn out to be ACME and they explode as you touch them

I wish a genie

 
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I’m using google translate btw. Did you mean “I wish a genie would kill me, eat my family and damn my spirit to hell”? It is granted. :3
I wish for a pony

 
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Granted, but it tips over with a banana peel and dies

I wish for Nutella

 
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You get a nutty ella. She’s a girl who really loves knives….
I wish for money

 
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You get fake money and get charged by money laundring

I want an axe

 
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You get the dwarve’s axe from Lord of the Rings. Unfortuantly, you had to steal it from Arragorn, and now your head hangs in shame… over the dwarve’s mantlepiece.
I wish for a ring

 
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Granted, but it turns out that it was Sauron’s, so you’re now corrupted and also Gollum’s slave.

I want to steal the cookie

 
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Wish Granted, but someone blows you up and takes the cookie. Forum games, what can you do?
I wish for peanut butter

 
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granted but it as a bomb in it and kills you

i wish for some money

 
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Granted…. You did ask for an evil bunny, right? I’m sorry, I’m hard of hearing these days…
I wish for candy

 
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granted but when you put it in your mouth it gets stuck and stays there forever

i wish for a step ladder

 
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Granted, In Soviet Russia, The ladder steps on you! And so it’s a stepping ladder!
I wish for a nice pair of boots

 
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Originally posted by Behemoth542:

Granted, but they turn out to be ACME and they explode as you touch them

I wish a genie

Granted but it can’t grant wishes.

 
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Originally posted by hangman95:

You get a nutty ella. She’s a girl who really loves knives….
I wish for money

Granted but the money is invisible so you can’t find it.

 
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Originally posted by Behemoth542:

You get fake money and get charged by money laundring

I want an axe

Since you didn’t wish for the axe, you don’t get it.

 
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Originally posted by hangman95:

You get the dwarve’s axe from Lord of the Rings. Unfortuantly, you had to steal it from Arragorn, and now your head hangs in shame… over the dwarve’s mantlepiece.
I wish for a ring

Granted but it’s an onion ring.
(You’re allergic to onions)

 
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Originally posted by Behemoth542:

Granted, but it turns out that it was Sauron’s, so you’re now corrupted and also Gollum’s slave.

I want to steal the cookie

Granted but the cookie vanishes.

 
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Originally posted by hangman95:

Wish Granted, but someone blows you up and takes the cookie. Forum games, what can you do?
I wish for peanut butter

Granted but it’s only a useless 8th of a teaspoon.

 
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Originally posted by hangman95:

Granted…. You did ask for an evil bunny, right? I’m sorry, I’m hard of hearing these days…
I wish for candy

Granted but you are diabetic now.

 
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Originally posted by scorpion1m:

granted but when you put it in your mouth it gets stuck and stays there forever

i wish for a step ladder

Granted but it breaks.

 
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Originally posted by hangman95:

Granted, In Soviet Russia, The ladder steps on you! And so it’s a stepping ladder!
I wish for a nice pair of boots

Granted but they are filled with scorpions.
I wish burgers were not burgers.

 
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Granted,but it the name changes into Hotdog.

I wish for a moon

 
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Granted, but that’s no moon. It’s a space station.
I wish for bottled motivation potions in the supermarket.