Corrupt-a-Wish page 424

Originally posted by myskybluecap:

Granted,but it the name changes into Hotdog.

I wish for a moon

Granted but it explodes.

Originally posted by Nabster102:

Granted, but that’s no moon. It’s a space station.
I wish for bottled motivation potions in the supermarket.

Granted but you are fatally allergic to them.

Ignoring UmbraCanis.

Granted, but the potions causes extremely vivid hallucinations.

I wish people would stop spamming in the forum.

Granted, UmbraCanis gets banned :3
I wish that my wish is not granted by UmbraCanis

Granted, Immortal7777 will grant it.

I wish I could choose when I die. I am immortal until I truely want to die.

Granted, but you’ll spend the rest of your life in a torture chamber. you may wish to die sooner than you think…
I wish for a potato

granted but it explodes when you touch it

I wish for moar jelly beans

Granted, you get “moar” jelly beans. In fact too many jelly beans. you suffocate.
I wish for a hamster

Granted, but it appears fossilized in a rock.

I wish for a wad of tinfoil.

Granted, you get a wad of tin that foils every plan you make. Tin-Foil!
I wish for butter

You get “I can’t believe its not butter!”

I wish for olive oil.

Granted, you get Olive Oil, that really bitchy woman from Pop-Eye
I wish for 1 million dollars!

granted but it is in wheat (fight hunger!)

I wish for less hunger

Granted, Dead men dont have hunger.
I wish for a Pikachu

Your Pikachu touches a thunderstorm then you get a shitty Riachu.

Granted, don’t know what you wished, ZombiestookmyTV, but is granted. Then is ungranted

I wish for water

You get a picture of water, And its 3d.

I wish for a Charizard

Granted, you get burnt like ash. I dont mean the trainer Ash, I mean real ash.
I wish for doom.

Granted,you get doomed.
i wish that my save files did not delete themselves.

Ok, here it is

I wish for Wolfstein

Ninja’d.

Granted, they delete you now.

Same wish than before

Originally posted by hangman95:

Granted, UmbraCanis gets banned :3
I wish that my wish is not granted by UmbraCanis

Originally posted by Immortal7777:

Granted, Immortal7777 will grant it.

I wish I could choose when I die. I am immortal until I truely want to die.

you do know that the wishes are ment to be corrupted right?

granted but he turns into an actual wolf
i wish for all wishes to be corrupted

Granted, and now God sighs at you and strikes you down with thunder for making such a stupid wish
I wish for bacon

granted it is burned
i wish for clean glasses

Granted, but they got cleaned with a laser that burns your eyes.

I wish for the elder scrolls VI