Corrupt-a-Wish page 425

granted but it self-destoctuts

i wish for a mad man

Granted but he’s you.

I wish for KFC

Granted, you’re the chicken.

I wish that the Pokemon series dies.

Granted.but a mans accidetally trips on you and you kind of get a Head injury I wish to Make mods stop locking topics for nothing

Granted, but the mods get bored and leave Kongregate, therefore Kongregate becomes a website of chaos.

I wish for a new computer.

Granted, you get a calculator.
Computer – an electronic device designed to accept data, perform prescribed mathematical and logical operations at high speed, and display the results of these operations.

I wish for a box.

Granted, but the box was tore on the way to your house.

I wish for a new phone.

Granted, it was a nokia… aimed at your head.

I wish for the Deadpool game to come out NOW.

Granted, but it was worse than you expected… a lot worse… bad enough to make you kill yourself…

I wish for today to be a good day for me…

Granted. It was a great day. You found a sexy senorita, slept with her. She woke up in the morning and told you she was a… senor. :D

I wish for Kongregate to explode.

Granted, but then it unexploded.

I wish for a cookie.

Granted, but when you ate it, you died instantly, because it was poisonous.

I wish for a doubloon.

It was only for lucky winners,but you don’t stand a chance.

I wish for magic

Granted, The Pyro (The one from TF2) comes and burns you while The Lovin’ Spoonful sing Do you believe in magic.

I wish to be powerful.

Granted, but you become to powerful and destroy yourself.

I wish for a clock.

Granted, you’re stuck in the (thunders in the background) CLOCK TOWER!!!!!!!

I wish that the whole gaming industry was Capcom.

granted all games now suck
i wish for 44 munites

Granted, you die after 44 minutes.

I wish for a fluffy protopet :3

granted but it dies after just 44 minuites of you having it.
i wish to be indestructable

Granted, you see everything die and you end lonely on a empty space…

I wish for a Clank.

granted but the wish goes wrong and u get rachet instead
i wish for a master of puppets

Granted, you become a puppet.

I wish for a Deadpool plushie

granted, it kills you
i wish for it to be the twilight of the thunder god

Granted, you now participate on a Mortal Kombat tourney! G’LUCK!!!

I wish for a spy, to sap my sentry.

granted but its a friendly spy
i wish for mordekeiser