Corrupt-a-Wish page 425

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Granted, but the mods get bored and leave Kongregate, therefore Kongregate becomes a website of chaos.

I wish for a new computer.

 
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Granted, you get a calculator.
Computer – an electronic device designed to accept data, perform prescribed mathematical and logical operations at high speed, and display the results of these operations.

I wish for a box.

 
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Granted, but the box was tore on the way to your house.

I wish for a new phone.

 
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Granted, it was a nokia… aimed at your head.

I wish for the Deadpool game to come out NOW.

 
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Granted, but it was worse than you expected… a lot worse… bad enough to make you kill yourself…

I wish for today to be a good day for me…

 
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Granted. It was a great day. You found a sexy senorita, slept with her. She woke up in the morning and told you she was a… senor. :D

I wish for Kongregate to explode.

 
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Granted, but then it unexploded.

I wish for a cookie.

 
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Granted, but when you ate it, you died instantly, because it was poisonous.

I wish for a doubloon.

 
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It was only for lucky winners,but you don’t stand a chance.

I wish for magic

 
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Granted, The Pyro (The one from TF2) comes and burns you while The Lovin’ Spoonful sing Do you believe in magic.

I wish to be powerful.

 
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Granted, but you become to powerful and destroy yourself.

I wish for a clock.

 
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Granted, you’re stuck in the (thunders in the background) CLOCK TOWER!!!!!!!

I wish that the whole gaming industry was Capcom.

 
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granted all games now suck
i wish for 44 munites

 
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Granted, you die after 44 minutes.

I wish for a fluffy protopet :3

 
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granted but it dies after just 44 minuites of you having it.
i wish to be indestructable

 
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Granted, you see everything die and you end lonely on a empty space…

I wish for a Clank.

 
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granted but the wish goes wrong and u get rachet instead
i wish for a master of puppets

 
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Granted, you become a puppet.

I wish for a Deadpool plushie

 
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granted, it kills you
i wish for it to be the twilight of the thunder god

 
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Granted, you now participate on a Mortal Kombat tourney! G’LUCK!!!

I wish for a spy, to sap my sentry.

 
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granted but its a friendly spy
i wish for mordekeiser

 
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Granted, but since I don’t know what that is, I heard “I wish to murder kaiser” so you murdered a kaiser, causing a war!

I wish card games on motorcycles.

 
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to be clear mordekaiser is deathcheif in germen and a champ in l.o.l
granted but you crash
i wias for more people to understand german

 
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Granted, it becomes the global language, the medic is the most popular character ever, all love germany… everything’s perfect but you forget how to speak german, no one understands you and you die of hunger.

I wish for adblock.

 
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i said understand not speak.
granted, you never see any ads and thefore are stuck with the stuff you have
i wish for food
btw gtg soz