Corrupt-a-Wish page 426

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Granted, but since I don’t know what that is, I heard “I wish to murder kaiser” so you murdered a kaiser, causing a war!

I wish card games on motorcycles.

 
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to be clear mordekaiser is deathcheif in germen and a champ in l.o.l
granted but you crash
i wias for more people to understand german

 
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Granted, it becomes the global language, the medic is the most popular character ever, all love germany… everything’s perfect but you forget how to speak german, no one understands you and you die of hunger.

I wish for adblock.

 
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i said understand not speak.
granted, you never see any ads and thefore are stuck with the stuff you have
i wish for food
btw gtg soz

 
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Granted, but it was poisoned.

I wish for a poodle.

 
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Granted, it loves you… too much, one day it pushes you and you fall off a window.

I wish for a touching story.

 
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Granted. You get a story written in braille, and you need to touch it to understand.

I wish for all fairy tales to have endings that are miserable for the protagonists.

 
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Granted,but you read one and killed yourself

I wish for elemental power

 
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Granted, but trying to use it will result in one of the following happening to you: burning, freezing, drowning, broken bones, missing limbs, and/or electrocution.

I wish for something rad.

 
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granted, you get radiated coka cola

i wish for better stuffs

 
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Granted, it’s so rad you die out of rad-ness!

I wish for a bionic arm.

 
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Granted, however it’s malfunctional. After fapping, the fap juices got in it and ripped…“him” off. Ouch.

I wish for Microsoft to just make computer programs.

 
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Granted, but they suck shit.

I wish for an octaganapus.

 
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Granted, you get a DOCTOR OCTOGONAPUS BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wish for a cyborg body, like Raiden’s. :)

 
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Granted, but it explodes. :D

I wish for chicken nuggets that have no poison, cannot explode, cannot magically kill me, have no magic. They’re just average chicken nuggets. :D

 
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You get CHICKEN NUGGETS!!! LOTS OF ’EM!
but you eat too much, and die.

I wish for a bionic visor.

 
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Granted, but it explodes when you wear it.

I wish for one chicken nugget. An average chicken nugget that is not poisonous, cannot explode, cannot kill me magically, etc.

 
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Granted, but you become allergic to chicken nuggets (see, I didnt affect the nugget; just you)
I wish for a star

 
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Originally posted by hangman95:

Granted, but you become allergic to chicken nuggets (see, I didnt affect the nugget; just you)
I wish for a star

Granted, you become teacher’s pet and get a red star on your badly graded test.

I wish for nothing. Next poster, please say “Since you wished for nothing, nothing happened”.
OH WAIT I WISH FOR… A FEATHER.

 
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Granted, you can now fly… and get caught in the blades of a helicopter! ouch!

I wish to be a good dalek.

 
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granted but you malfunction and become evil
i wish to be ninja’d
muffins to anyone that corrupts this

 
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Granted, you are ninja’d by a Dalek. And by ninja’d I mean exterminated.

I wish for a pomeranian.

 
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Granted, but it runs away :’(

I wish for a million pounds!!!

 
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granted, you gain a million pounds inn weight
i wish for space

 
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You get sucked in a black hole.

I wish for nothing.