Corrupt-a-Wish page 427

You get more than you wished for. The world around you becomes a place of nothing. Even you are nothing. You dont even have a mind to think this over with.
I wish for candy

Granted,but it fells onto the drain

I wish for flying ability

granted but you crash into the sea
i wish for 9 of something

Granted, 9 hydrogen atoms.
I wish for Kongregate to be my website.

Granted, but it gets taken down by hackers.
I wish for death.

Granted, but you meet up with Rebecca Black’s soul in Hell.

I wish for… something special to happen to the next poster.

Granted, I go on an adventure to retrieve an ancient treasure, sadly, you get killed on a scene.

I wish for a zombie outbreak.

Granted, but they are nice zombies that love teddybears. Humans and zombies teamed up, and a better future was created thus ruining your plans for maniacal mayhem.

I wish for… the next poster to wish for something SO amazing and spectacular that I’ll have to wish for it on my next post.

I wish to meet the Doctor, go on and adventure around time and space, defeating all sorts of monsters, and saving the world… for a price.

You can do that as long as you forget it ever happened, you won’t remember a thang’.

I wish for a glass of water.

Granted, but the glass of water turns into TWO glasses of water.

I wish for two glasses of water.

Granted, but the two glasses of water turn into a BOTTLE of water.

I wish for a cup of water.

Granted, you drown with that water.

I wish for a bottle of wine

Granted, but you are back in 1920 when alcohol became illegal.

I wish for JFK to be alive, but not a zombie or anything of the kind.

Granted, but he awakes in his grave thus he dies again

I wish for a bottle

Originally posted by hangman95:

You get more than you wished for. The world around you becomes a place of nothing. Even you are nothing. You dont even have a mind to think this over with.
I wish for candy

Apparently, you gotta rethink your logic. By wishing for nothing, you don’t even exist and not be able to post a reply.

Originally posted by Behemoth542:

Granted, but he awakes in his grave thus he dies again

I wish for a bottle

Granted, but apparently, the bottle was a portal to oblivion and you get sucked in.

I wish for a piece of paper, and I can’t get a paper cut. Otherwise, you have no imagination.

Granted, but you get paper blunt’d

I wish for a plain old bottle

Originally posted by DmageGore:

Originally posted by hangman95:

You get more than you wished for. The world around you becomes a place of nothing. Even you are nothing. You dont even have a mind to think this over with.
I wish for candy

Apparently, you gotta rethink your logic. By wishing for nothing, you don’t even exist and not be able to post a reply.

Oh yeah, you’re right, this is a serious discussion on life.. wait, this is just a game! dont patronize me in a game!

Originally posted by Behemoth542:

Granted, but you get paper blunt’d

I wish for a plain old bottle

You get a really ugly bottle that makes people want to kill you (plain can also be another word for ugly)

You didn’t wish, nothing happens.

I wish for 4 four for 44 for 4 forty 4 for.

You get the 4 four for 44 for 4 forty 4 for you just wished for.

I wish I had super powers.

Granted, but you can only ride your ostrich with your big-toe, it’s only 5 inches tall.

I wish I had the world’s biggest pancake.

You get a burn’t crispy black pancake the size of a house.

I wish ZombiestookmyTV made a wish.

Granted,he make a wish that makes you die

I wish for orbs

Granted, but you have to fight Zeus.

I wish to have a Koala Compact on TF2