Corrupt-a-Wish page 428

Granted, but Valve shuts your account down because they think you’re hacking

I wish for a coke

Granted, but nothing interesting happens and you continue with your probably boring life.

I wish to know the secret of the Krabby Patties

Granted, but you forget the secret the moment you learn it.

I wish for nothing.

Granted, you get a rock named ’’Nothing’’

I wish for something

Granted, but something is death so you die.
I wish for a flood.

Granted, but everyone has a boat… everyone but you.

I wish that Team Fortress wasn’t F2P.

granted it is now a ffa
i wish for Italics

Originally posted by hangman95:

Originally posted by DmageGore:

Originally posted by hangman95:

You get more than you wished for. The world around you becomes a place of nothing. Even you are nothing. You dont even have a mind to think this over with.
I wish for candy

Apparently, you gotta rethink your logic. By wishing for nothing, you don’t even exist and not be able to post a reply.

Oh yeah, you’re right, this is a serious discussion on life.. wait, this is just a game! dont patronize me in a game!

You just did. Newcomers like you deserve some applause.

Originally posted by thedude0:

granted it is now a ffa
i wish for Italics

Granted, I added it to your sentence.

I wish for a rope.

granted but it has no end so you waste your life looking for then end of the rope

i wish for there to be a worlds biggest snowball fight in front of my house so i can join in

granted but you catch the flu and arent able to play
I wish for a never-ending piece of rope

Granted,it traps you up.

I wish for a comet that would not crash to the earth nor on my head.

Granted, it crashes on mars and sends it flying at earth, both planets collide and you die.

I wish to have the power.

Granted, a lightning bolt strikes you, giving you electric power and killing you in the process.

I wish I could fly. Not that I’m going to go for a test run now.

granted but when you do fly you crash land into a penguin
i wish for riskus to exist

Your granting of my wish is null and void. I never said I was going to fly with it.

Granted, but Riskus experiences corruption which makes him kill you.

I wish for an invincibility bubble. (3 ways I can think of for you to corrupt this one. 1. M___ __ ____w____ e_s_. 2. E___nd i_, m____g the w___e w___d g__ ________. 3. S___ __t ___ ___ a_r.)

granted but it envelops the earth so that no-one can get in or out and you are still mortal
I wish to be ninja’d in my next post

Granted,but you got killed at the same time.

I wish for an Antimatter

granted but it is so small you can’t see it
I wish for guardiens of asguard to protect me

Granted, but spell-check does not know what a "guardien" is.

I wish for the thieves to return my precious.

The thieves returned, but they didn’t bring my precious to you, they stole more stuff.

I wish for a carnival.

granted but you are thrown into a pit of hungry lions
i wish for a game called riskus

Originally posted by ZombiestookmyTV:

The thieves returned, but they didn’t bring my precious to you, they stole more stuff.

I wish for a carnival.

Hey, you didn’t fulfill my wish, then. >:(

Granted, but the carnival is full of suicidal bomber clowns.

Originally posted by thedude0:

granted but you are thrown into a pit of hungry lions
i wish for a game called riskus

Granted, but it is another Snakes and Ladders rip-off.

I wish for a world without corruption.

lol you got ninja’d
granted but being good is now seen as being corrupt therefore the whole world is evil
i wish to get ninja’d but not die from it

Originally posted by thedude0:

lol you got ninja’d
granted but being good is now seen as being corrupt therefore the whole world is evil
i wish to get ninja’d but not die from it

You got ninja’d but you where tortured by it instead.

I wish for milk and honey.

Granted, but it’s poisonous.

I wish for zombies.