Corrupt-a-Wish page 428

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Granted, but something is death so you die.
I wish for a flood.

 
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Granted, but everyone has a boat… everyone but you.

I wish that Team Fortress wasn’t F2P.

 
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granted it is now a ffa
i wish for Italics

 
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Originally posted by hangman95:
Originally posted by DmageGore:
Originally posted by hangman95:

You get more than you wished for. The world around you becomes a place of nothing. Even you are nothing. You dont even have a mind to think this over with.
I wish for candy

Apparently, you gotta rethink your logic. By wishing for nothing, you don’t even exist and not be able to post a reply.

Oh yeah, you’re right, this is a serious discussion on life.. wait, this is just a game! dont patronize me in a game!

You just did. Newcomers like you deserve some applause.

Originally posted by thedude0:

granted it is now a ffa
i wish for Italics

Granted, I added it to your sentence.

I wish for a rope.

 
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granted but it has no end so you waste your life looking for then end of the rope

i wish for there to be a worlds biggest snowball fight in front of my house so i can join in

 
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granted but you catch the flu and arent able to play
I wish for a never-ending piece of rope

 
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Granted,it traps you up.

I wish for a comet that would not crash to the earth nor on my head.

 
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Granted, it crashes on mars and sends it flying at earth, both planets collide and you die.

I wish to have the power.

 
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Granted, a lightning bolt strikes you, giving you electric power and killing you in the process.

I wish I could fly. Not that I’m going to go for a test run now.

 
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granted but when you do fly you crash land into a penguin
i wish for riskus to exist

 
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Your granting of my wish is null and void. I never said I was going to fly with it.

Granted, but Riskus experiences corruption which makes him kill you.

I wish for an invincibility bubble. (3 ways I can think of for you to corrupt this one. 1. M___ __ ____w____ e_s_. 2. E___nd i_, m____g the w___e w___d g__ ________. 3. S___ __t ___ ___ a_r.)

 
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granted but it envelops the earth so that no-one can get in or out and you are still mortal
I wish to be ninja’d in my next post

 
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Granted,but you got killed at the same time.

I wish for an Antimatter

 
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granted but it is so small you can’t see it
I wish for guardiens of asguard to protect me

 
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Granted, but spell-check does not know what a "guardien" is.

I wish for the thieves to return my precious.

 
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The thieves returned, but they didn’t bring my precious to you, they stole more stuff.

I wish for a carnival.

 
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granted but you are thrown into a pit of hungry lions
i wish for a game called riskus

 
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Originally posted by ZombiestookmyTV:

The thieves returned, but they didn’t bring my precious to you, they stole more stuff.

I wish for a carnival.

Hey, you didn’t fulfill my wish, then. >:(

Granted, but the carnival is full of suicidal bomber clowns.


Originally posted by thedude0:

granted but you are thrown into a pit of hungry lions
i wish for a game called riskus

Granted, but it is another Snakes and Ladders rip-off.


I wish for a world without corruption.

 
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lol you got ninja’d
granted but being good is now seen as being corrupt therefore the whole world is evil
i wish to get ninja’d but not die from it

 
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Originally posted by thedude0:

lol you got ninja’d
granted but being good is now seen as being corrupt therefore the whole world is evil
i wish to get ninja’d but not die from it

You got ninja’d but you where tortured by it instead.

I wish for milk and honey.

 
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Granted, but it’s poisonous.

I wish for zombies.

 
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Granted, but they stole your TV…….

I wish for a dog named Philippe.

 
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Granted, but it dies soon after you get it.

I wish for my TV back.

 
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granted but it breaks as soon as you get it back
i wish for the earth

 
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Granted, It crushes you.
I wish to have a dragon-themed futuristic armor, go on an adventure THRU TIME & SPACE!!!!! FIGHT ZERGS!!!!!!!!! MEET ALIENS!!!! DIE LIKE A HERO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!