Corrupt-a-Wish page 429

Granted, but they stole your TV…….

I wish for a dog named Philippe.

Granted, but it dies soon after you get it.

I wish for my TV back.

granted but it breaks as soon as you get it back
i wish for the earth

Granted, It crushes you.
I wish to have a dragon-themed futuristic armor, go on an adventure THRU TIME & SPACE!!!!! FIGHT ZERGS!!!!!!!!! MEET ALIENS!!!! DIE LIKE A HERO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Granted, but the armor takes ten years off your lifespan with each use.

I wish for a piece of pie.

Granted, but the cake is a lie.

I wish for a shitload of Mr. Zurkons. (If you don’t know, they’re small protecting robots that shoot enemies and throw insults)

Granted, you get a bunch of Mr. Zurkons in a pile of shit, and the Mr. Zurkons are too busy attacking the shit.

I wish for the invincibility bubble I asked for on the last page to only cover me, have air inside, and let me carry it around and take it off at any time.

Granted, but nothing can enter in the bubble, NOTHING but you. Not even air, you have to come out to breath every second.

I wish to have a gaming computer.

You get a gaming computer made in the 90’s. So you can only play pac-man or Dig Dug.

I wish to meet Leonidas.

Granted, but you’re on the wrong side.

I wish for a lava lamp.

Originally posted by FG20:

Granted, but nothing can enter in the bubble, NOTHING but you. Not even air, you have to come out to breath every second.

I wish to have a gaming computer.

You didn’t grant my wish, I wished that air would be inside. If you don’t do that, I won’t die, I’m invincible in the bubble.

Granted. You get the lava first. Dumped on your head.

I wish for my invincibility bubble to have spikes pointing OUTSIDE the bubble.

Granted, getting out is easy, but getting back in HURTS!!! A LOT!!!

I wish for graham crackers.

Granted, Graham will now crack you.

I wish to wish a wish

granted but you can only wish for more wishes
i wish for food

Granted. You get a molecule of food.
I kill everyone in this thread with my bubble. But my bubble is too heavy. i wish it could be lighter, but not so light it’s antigravity coughcoughballoonscoughcough

since ThatsANiceGuy didnt actually wish for anything, I will go off of thedude0

Granted, it’s spoiled food
I wish for a monkey named Jack

Granted, but it is so light it speeds out of the atmosphere and into the edge of the universe.
I wish for a dog.

EDIT: You get a tiny man named jack.
I wish for a dog.

DUDE! WHAT THE HELL MAN!

Originally posted by ThatsANiceGuy:

Granted. You get a molecule of food.
I kill everyone in this thread with my bubble. But my bubble is too heavy. i wish it could be lighter, but not so light it’s antigravity coughcoughballoonscoughcough

I BOLDED MY FREAKING WISH.
You wish for a dog?
Fine. Granted.
Since no one granted my wish, you incur my wrath. You get a guard dog, who gives you the most hands-on greeting anyone can imagine. He tortures you, and you die afterwards.

dude, start off your wishes with " i wish" , not " i kill everyone". By the time I read, I kill everyone with my bubble, I figure that you are a troll and are trying to derail to convo.
Also, ONCE AGAIN YOU HAVE NOT WISHED FOR ANYTHING!

SO, FROM LUINIE
You get a dog from hell who rips you apart
I wish for candy

granted but it explodes your face off

i wish for it to snow again on thusday

Granted,but it just snow for 1 second.

I wish for Crystal

Granted, you get some anoying japanese character.
I wish for no one to read this post, besides the wish granter. O, and for people to join labyrinth.

granted but both posts get locked
I wish for a key that opens all locks

Granted, but that makes you find things you didn’t want to…

I wish for SANDVICH!

Granted. You are now trapped inside Heavy’s stomach and receive sandviches frequently.

I wish for a good under-grad job