Corrupt-a-Wish page 430

Granted,but it makes you suffer forever.

I wish for an uncorrupted wish.

Granted. You receive one free uncorrupted wish. However it cannot be redeemed for 4000 years, by which time you will be long deceased and no longer capable of making it. It is also non-transferable.

I wish I was Chuck Norris.

Granted. You are now old man in his 60’s who keeps having jokes made of him being strong.

I wish to end all life on earth.

Granted,it includes you.

I wish for peace

granted but if you want peace prepare for war
i wish for an awesome metal song

granted but metal crushes you

i wish for insten kills to be impossible on every game

Granted but someone reflects ur attack.
I wish I would use the internet 24/7 and say ‘’my turn’’ to my sister any time.

Originally posted by hangman95:

since ThatsANiceGuy didnt actually wish for anything, I will go off of thedude0

Granted, it’s spoiled food
I wish for a monkey named Jack

Actually, me too!

And then you find out that Jack the Ripper is really an immortal monkey. Nice knowing ya.
I wish for a classy top hat!

Granted,but then everyone has one.

I wish for another wishes.

granted but you can only wish for more wishes
I wish for a pot of honey to eat

Granted, and the pot of honey also comes with a free bear. A very angry free bear.

I wish to erase the existence of the person who will answer this wish before they even post.

Granted. I have drawn a picture of my existence on a piece of paper and erased it prior to posting this. (I really did, too)

I wish for a harem of beautiful women

Granted. It’s not your harem.
I wish for a monocle to go with my hat.

Wish granted: They get married and leave you. :(
I wish FOR BACON.

Granted, but it’s Veggie Bacon.

I wish my coffee wasn’t cold.

Granted. It evaporated.
I wish for my top hat and monocle back. D;

They come to claim what is rightfully theirs, and kick you out of your fancy mansion. (Sorry. =3)

I wish for cats that will never stray too far.

Granted. They stray across the road, but can’t stray far enough to dodge the incoming car. Sorry.
I wish for an epic submarine.

Granted,but it explodes.

I wish for a Power Orb

granted but it explodes
i wish for a friendly fire elemental that likes me

granted but it dies when it sees your face

i wish for fame ( not the movie)

granted, you get the song “fame”
I wish to be a guardian of asguard.

Granted, but you’ll die shortly after.
I wish A day has 82683619732926498 Hours, never need to sleep, and have A PC with a very fast Internet.

Granted.

The life on Earth dies, as the night and day last too long. Your Internet crashes your PC, and you die first of all people, because of severe insomnia.

I wish for the Internet to implode.