Corrupt-a-Wish page 430

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granted but if you want peace prepare for war
i wish for an awesome metal song

 
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granted but metal crushes you

i wish for insten kills to be impossible on every game

 
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Granted but someone reflects ur attack.
I wish I would use the internet 24/7 and say ‘’my turn’’ to my sister any time.

 
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Originally posted by hangman95:

since ThatsANiceGuy didnt actually wish for anything, I will go off of thedude0

Granted, it’s spoiled food
I wish for a monkey named Jack

Actually, me too!

 
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And then you find out that Jack the Ripper is really an immortal monkey. Nice knowing ya.
I wish for a classy top hat!

 
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Granted,but then everyone has one.

I wish for another wishes.

 
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granted but you can only wish for more wishes
I wish for a pot of honey to eat

 
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Granted, and the pot of honey also comes with a free bear. A very angry free bear.

I wish to erase the existence of the person who will answer this wish before they even post.

 
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Granted. I have drawn a picture of my existence on a piece of paper and erased it prior to posting this. (I really did, too)

I wish for a harem of beautiful women

 
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Granted. It’s not your harem.
I wish for a monocle to go with my hat.

 
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Wish granted: They get married and leave you. :(
I wish FOR BACON.

 
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Granted, but it’s Veggie Bacon.

I wish my coffee wasn’t cold.

 
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Granted. It evaporated.
I wish for my top hat and monocle back. D;

 
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They come to claim what is rightfully theirs, and kick you out of your fancy mansion. (Sorry. =3)

I wish for cats that will never stray too far.

 
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Granted. They stray across the road, but can’t stray far enough to dodge the incoming car. Sorry.
I wish for an epic submarine.

 
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Granted,but it explodes.

I wish for a Power Orb

 
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granted but it explodes
i wish for a friendly fire elemental that likes me

 
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granted but it dies when it sees your face

i wish for fame ( not the movie)

 
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granted, you get the song “fame”
I wish to be a guardian of asguard.

 
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Granted, but you’ll die shortly after.
I wish A day has 82683619732926498 Hours, never need to sleep, and have A PC with a very fast Internet.

 
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Granted.

The life on Earth dies, as the night and day last too long. Your Internet crashes your PC, and you die first of all people, because of severe insomnia.

I wish for the Internet to implode.

 
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granted but it implodes before you wish your wish therefore creating a paradox
i wish for a paradox to happen

 
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but the paradox is so lame it dosen’t exist

I wish that my cousins’ dog wasn’t so annoying

 
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Granted, corpses aren’t annoying

I wish that Metal Gear Rising was out today.

 
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Granted but it’s out in another country and won’t be comming to yours until another 3 years!

I wish I was immune to all forms of sickness/ poison.